
Laugh-out loud moments pepper the fight scenes and random child-mishandling moments of “Bogeyman,” an Egyptian action farce that serves as a star vehicle for veteran character actor Amir Karara.
Bearded, burly and in on the joke, Karara (of “Mousa”) is a Middle Eastern Jeffrey Dean Morgan in this caper comedy about a stolen ancient Egyptian cat statue carved from basalt.
Yasmine Sabri (of “El Diesel”) plays a med student anxious to finish her studies abroad, suddenly entangled in a heist that involves double, triple and quadruple crosses, multiple offended parties chasing our titular hero and two kids — slapped on him because he doesn’t have enough to worry about.
In prison, nobody messes with Sultan (Karara), aka “The Bogeyman.” But he’s got one last ass-kicking to deliver before getting out.
And “outside,” his old pal, mob underboss Shokry (Basem Samrah, an Egyptian James Remar look-alike), has no intention of letting the 40ish Bogeyman go straight. There’s this “one last job” (in Arabic with English subtitles). It’ll be easy.
The statue has been swiped and is due to change hands again, with a payoff. That’s where the first-double cross kicks in. Rival mobster Saadah (Mohamed Anwar) turns out to be in on the heist, until Sultan shoots his secret confederate in the buttocks.
Punch-outs, shoot-outs and foot-chases ensue. And just when our anti-hero is ready to leave his mother’s apartment and make his getaway to the airport, two under-8 children show up at his door with a letter, saying their Mom is remarried and leaving the country, that it’s time Sultan stepped-up.
But but but…he has no idea he has children. They’re presented to him as his “twins.” And as much as they quack about “non-identical,” the damned birth certificates show them as born a year and a half apart.
Sultan smells a rat. Sultan lets us imagine the steam coming out of his panicked ears. Sultan can’t ditch these moppets fast enough. But they refuse to go to their aunt. His every miscreant move is met with a “See? Mom said he’d be like this” crack from Mariam, the older sister.
Yes, he’s a “thief, a swindler and a murderer.” But he won’t abandon these two until he can ensure their safety. He steals a Volvo wagon to get them to this “aunt,” the kids help him out of a jam with the cops, but at the airport, he gets really desperate as rival gangs close in around him.
He grabs a robe and impersonates a Muslim pilgrim. He pretends to be a political terrorist (“Muslim Brotherhood” is never uttered) when he takes the med-student Salma (Sabri) hostage and orders her to hand-off the kids for him.
But no way, no how is this oaf going to get out of the country by plane.
The laughs can be sight-gags — Bogeyman/Sultan hoisting and tossing about smart-mouthed little boy Malek by the seat of his pants, terrorizing a child who is smitten with “daughter” Mariam — in the toilet, no less.
The film’s random acts of Egyptianness amuse too. Sultan sprints into a belly dancing club in one get-away, and like all the other ogling oafs in there, he uses some of his loot to “make it rain” for the scantily-dressed dancer.
Very Western. Very frat-boy. Very Egyptian, in this case.
Heroes and villains shoot to wound, and every now and then, our Bubba Ho-tep Hulk runs into somebody hulkier.
The jokes run right up to the edge of rude. The mouthy kids don’t completely wear out their welcome. And roping Sultan’s no-good/debtor “brother” (Mohamed Abdel-Rahman) Soka to the festivities just add to the mobsters chasing them, setting up a rambunctious city-bus bust-up/hijacking sequence.
The stunts range from adequate to excellent. Karara has great presence, a real swagger that adds to the fun.
This action comedy runs out of steam and staggers into sentiment. But the mere fact that Egyptian screen comedies are steadily getting better at delivering laughs to the Islamic world makes “Bogeyman” worth a look and a laugh or two or three or four.
Rating: TV-14, violence, toilet jokes
Cast: Amir Karara, Yasmine Sabri, Basem Samrah,
Mohamed Abdel-Rahman, Mohamed Anwar, and two kids playing Mariam and Malek.
Credits: Directed by Husain El-Minbawi, scripted by
Ehab Blebel. A Netflix release.
Running time: 1:41




















