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To put it delicately, “Lisa Frankenstein,” a new high school romance about an aspiring goth poetess who falls for a long-dead teen with dash and 1830s sideburn, doesn’t play.

A campy, bloody rom-com spin on a “Warm Bodies” theme, it manages a moment, here and there and just a hint of who screenwriter/genuine “character” Diablo Cody (“Juno,” “Young Adult,””Jennifer’s Body”) once was.

Indelicately put, it’s tin-eared evidence that the sparkling, edgy, Oscar-winning wit who wrote “Juno” got old. Not “old” old, but 45-is-too-old-to-be-scripting-teen-comedies old.

Nobody told Cody a 1989 period piece about a magically-animated corpse, who can’t talk until it’s too late, peppered with ’80s pop, quirky ’80s cars and struggling attempts at ’80s slang wouldn’t work. So the fool rushed in where wiser writers with and without Oscars fear to tread.

It’s a star vehicle for “Ant Man’s” Kathryn Newton, who wears Madonna Wannabe-wear and lots of Goth makeup and strains to find laughs when the screenplay cannot provide them.

Lisa is our teen scream queen, the “smart one” in a newly-formed family that includes a judgmental, figurine-collecting step-mom (Carla Gugino, not bad), the best dad the budget would allow (Joe Chrest, at least he looks like a “Dale”), and a pretty/vapid/dumb cheerleader sister named Taffy (Liza Soberano).

Taffy likes hunks, and is puzzled to hear Lisa is into the dreamboth editor of the school “lit(erary) mag,” Michael Trent (Henry Eikenberry).

“He doesn’t play sports. He’s cerebral.”

“He’s in a wheelchair?”

There’s a lot of Diablo dialogue like that, a little of which is cute, a lot of which just isn’t.

Cole Sprouse plays the soulful statue in an abandoned (Louisiana) cemetery whom Lisa pines over until that fateful day something brings the pre-Emancipation young gent back to life.

Cody and actress-turned-director Zelda Williams (“Kappa Kappa Die”) wring a laugh out of our accomplished young Southern gentleman showing off at the keyboard, sight-reading a tune that Lisa knows and sings by heart.

REO Speedwagon never sounded so…Antebellum. Newton sings just like an enthusiastic but almost tone-deaf teen, which adds to its charm.

But the killings that follow, the bodies that must be disposed of and lack of anything like chemistry between our lead characters (it’s the writing, not the acting) fail to deliver anything remotely resembling a story that needed telling or a movie one feels the need to stay through to the bitter — and I do mean bitter — end.

Rating: PG-13 for violent content, bloody images, sexual material, language, sexual assault, teen drinking and drug content.

Cast: Kathryn Newton, Liza Soberano, Cole Sprouse, Henry Eikenberry and Carla Gugino.

Credits: Directed by Zelda Williams, scripted by Diablo Cody. A Focus Features release.

Running time: 1:41

Romain Duris and Paul Kircher stars in this festival-acclaimed French sci-fi fantasy about family, evolution and a magical transformation of the human species.

It’s from the director of “Love at First Fight,” and this version of “The Animal Kingdom” — a very common title — opens March 15.

“Lost in Perfection” is a generally straightforward melodrama with thriller elements, or maybe a simple thriller with lots of melodrama (contrived plot twists and character “complications”).

But every so often, one is allowed to ponder if it isn’t some sort of Taiwanese dark comedy, with suicide, political intrigues, the manipulative media being manipulated and a “Black Widow” having one over on one and all.

Our alleged villainess is billed “The Unattractive Femme Fatale.” Kudos to zaftig co-star
Mei-Hsiu Lin for signing on and leaning into that label, that of a dowdy rural masseuse who acquires a small fortune from older Taipei men seduced by her magic fingers and whatnot.

Our heroine (Yu-Wei Shao) is an “eat a cookie” skinny TV anchor used to doing anything for clicks — fluff pieces on the politically-embattled premier’s dog-rescuing hobby, for instance, at the behest of the politician’s handlers. Even Li Mei’s choice for a husband (Figaro Tseng) seems focus-grouped.

She’s all about their wedding — the perfect photos, the media coverage, pleasing her doting dad (Tien-Chu Lee). She obssesses about her weight, her image, her work promotion and her daddy. Too bad if the groom gets pushed aside. But then, he’s into sex and she just isn’t.

And then there’s the opportunistic prosecutor who is sure he’s on the track of a master scammer who turns out to be Hsu Liang Ho, who just happens to be Li Mei’s dad’s neighbor and new paramour, and our “Unattractive Femme Fatale.”

What’s amusing about Prosecutor Lee isn’t his eager pursuit of fame and promotion, or his willingness to play ball to manipulate public opinion for his case, and perhaps away from the scandals about to envelope the government.

Prosecutor Lee is played by Rhyian Vaughan, an actor of Chinese and Welsh heritage who is a dead ringer for Tom Cruise. Every time I see him I expect him to jump out of a plane, on a bike or into an impossible mission and I chuckle. Look at that bottom photo and tell me I’m wrong.

Hsin Yin Sung’s latest — she did “On Happiness Road” — isn’t the most graceful weaving of all these disparate threads into a streamlined movie. Subplots drift into the background only to abruptly return to the foreground. Li Mei’s on-and-off engagement is the biggest one of those to lose in the mix.

But the bigger ideas resonate — a scandal blown-up without direct evidence, a “woman’s wiles” and agency overstated or discounted, the “unattractive” woman underestimated but having something she can teach the “perfect” one, the fragile manhood in this culture (the “victims” commit “suicide by charcoal” — lighting fires in closed spaces) and the media’s complicity in what we learn about and what gets covered up.

And a couple of scenes have a seriously twisted humor about them, not just the ones involving the look-alike for Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes’ ex.

Rating: TV-14, explicit sex, nudity

Cast: Yu-Wei Shao, Mei-Hsiu Lin, Rhydian Vaughan, Figaro Tseng and Tien-Chu Lee

Credits: Scripted and directed by Hsin Yin Sung. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:54

It is a dreadful oversight on someone’s part that the picture of Audrey Tatou as “Amélie” doesn’t adorn the Wikipedia page for the word “coquette.”

Wide-eyed and adorable, with a pixie haircut emphasizing her youth and that dimpled smile evoking a sunny, sweet and sexy innocence, she embodied her career-defining role in a quirky Parisian romance that merits re-release this Valentine’s Day.

Because it’s not like the cinema — Hollywood or elsewhere — is cranking out anything as light and sweet and romantic as this to compete with its memory.

Nominated for five Oscars, this 2001 classic was a peak moment for the whimsy of French filmmaker Jean-Pierre Jeunet, whose wildly-eccentric “Delicatessen” announced him to the world (co-directing with Marc Caro) and who was fresh off the dark wonders of “Alien: Resurrection” when he and co-writer Guillaume Laurent concocted this confection.

“Le fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain” as it is titled in French, is a Parisian romance set just after the death of Princess Diana, a quirky story of a waitress who has given up on love who decides to start interfering in the “messy lives” of others — mostly the lovelorn.

There’s a stranger in this dusty, 1870 New Mexican town. But as it’s just after the Civil War, this stranger, packing a Remington six-shooter, is Black.

Rail thin, served, but “barely,” in the log-cabin excuse for a saloon, asked for “papers” just to board the stagecoach, even though “I’m free,” glared at and hounded, Mo Washington is inclined to cynicism in voice-over narration form.

“We were free, but we had no place to be free.“

This stagecoach ride to Colorado will test Mo’s mettle and underscore Mo’s worth. Road agents will attack, kill and wound and crash the coach. Commanche will pick over the wreckage. And Mo —“Surrounded” — ” will need that Remington, that Civil War experience, to get out of this fix alive and make it to Colorado.

This sturdy and nervy Western punches through a checklist of tropes and conventions of the genre, and throws in a cross-dressing twist. Because while the hard men and harrumping women Mo runs into might think little of Mo’s thin frame and that more Michael Jackson than Chris Tucker high voice, we recognize Letitia Wright from “Black Panther,” “Black Mirror” and “Death on the Nile.”

Mo has passed herself off as a man to fight in a war, get good with a gun and get her hands on a deed to a piece of property in Colorado “for my people.” And damned if desperados, Indians and garden variety Old West racists are going to keep her from her destination.

Jeffrey Donovan plays the one man on that coach willing to look past race and the “Is that a man or a boy?” questions others have about Mo. When the infamous Tommy Walsh (Jamie Bell) and his gang attack and the attack goes wrong — Guess where the stagecoach winds up? — the survivors tie him up, Wheeler (Donovan) will go for help and guess who is left behind to watch the prisoner?

Bell is in fine form here, an outlaw given to violent, spitting rages and sweet-talking negotiations.

“I fought for your kind in the war,” holds no truck with his guard, whose “secret” Walsh is the first to figure out.

With the threat of the rest of Walsh’s gang coming to fetch him in “Commanche country,” the possibility that nobody will return to take him off her hands and the extent of her plight becoming plain, Mo isn’t hearing it. “You the one in chains,” “white boy.” Don’t try to make that “We’re a lot alike” speech in a country where they “hang a Black man from a tree cuz he’s in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

The middle acts of “Surrounded” see less pounding through Western tropes and more grinding through two-hander “debates,” with the occasional escape attempt and encounter with the natives to break up the monotony.

Michael Kenneth Williams made his last performance memorable as a stranger who comes in the dead of night “to help,” but whom Mo and especially Walsh regard with suspicion crossing over into malice.

The action sequences are well-shot and edited, as Wright handles pistols and fight choreography almost well enough for us to discount her model-thin throw-weight’s impact on the physics of a punch.

But her performance has a simmering inner fire that balances nicely with Bell’s over-the-top panic and fury.

Donovan and Williams give the picture gravitas and instant credibility as entirely convincing Western “types” — men of violence with a hint of humanity.

Although some discount this thriller for its simplicity and middle act shortcomings, genre fans will relish its grit, grim dilemmas and period-perfect detail, all in service of an entertaining and believable yarn that honors both the history and the erased history of the American West.

Rating: R, violence, profanity

Cast: Letitia Wright, Jamie Bell, Augusta Allen-Jones, Brett Gelman
Michael Kenneth Williams and Jeffrey Donovan.

Credits: Directed by Anthony Mandler, scripted by Justin Thomas and Michael Pagana. An MGM release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:41

Got to get Krasinski back into the story, if only briefly.

So…prequel time, back to the days when the sound-sensitive alien beasties first dropped in.

Krasinski didn’t direct. He just gets a story credit, a brief appearance and a fat check as The Franchise rolls on.

Good replacement cast, though — Lupita Nyong’o, Joseph Quinn, Alex Wolff and Djimon Hounsou

June 28.

You can see the seeds of a decent modern day Western in “The Stolen Valley,” a thriller about Native American land theft, vanishing heritage, blood ties and the Old West delusions of Southwestern gun culture.

First-time writer-director Jesse Edwards’ script needed workshopping to clear up all the “Why the hell would anybody do THAT?” moments. The pacing is tentative and sluggish.

But the leads click, the shootouts are well-staged and a stand-out scene that blends action with comedy suggests the sort of “Thelma & Louise” variation this might have been.

Lupe (Briza Covarrubias) and Maddy (Allee Sutten Hethcoat) first cross paths at the payout for the Cedar City (Arizona) Rodeo. They just don’t know it.

Lupe is an honest mechanic, helping her mother (Paula Miranda) save up cash to get them “a place of our own.” They’re of Mexican/Navajo heritage, and work in their extended family’s taco truck for extra money.

Maddy is a rodeo rider, not even scraping by, in hock up to her eyeballs and living in her ancient pickup. Maddy’s debts are held by the gangster Antonio (Ricardo Herranz), who has his fingers in a lot of pies locally, including the pawn shop where Lupe goes to sell her Navajo jewelry to pay for medical care for her mother.

As Maddy shares the cowboy cosplaying fetish so many locals are into, she shows up to pay off her debt with Ricardo with a six-shooter strapped to her big-buckle belt. All heck breaks loose, Lupe gets roped into it, and next thing we and they know they’re on the lam together to see Lupe’s long-lost-now-rich Dad to beg for money.

“He owns half of Alta Valley” is Carl’s calling card. Maybe he’ll be warm and compassionate and reasonable and generous. Sure he will.

We get one look at this ornery, pistol-packing cuss and his band of armed ATV-riding hired-hands and we know better. This SOB (Micah Fitzgerald) is just here to make matters worse.

The pop-out scene in “Stolen Valley” comes during Lupe and Maddy’s getaway from Ricardo’s henchman. They barge into the weathered Buckskin Tavern biker bar on “Mexican Heritage” night. OK, afternoon.

Hey, it’s July 4. Why not?

Lupe yanks Maddy into the proceedings as they pose as “folklorico” dancers. Everything about this scene works — the way Lupe “Oye, hermanas” their way into an ensemble, her practiced ability to “fit in” with the dancing to the rude way the patrons treat bar owner and MC Bill (David Ogle, a hoot).

It’s like a piece of “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” tucked into a grimly self-serious B action picture, and it works.

Some of what follows does, too. But he performances are uneven in skill and effectiveness. Attempts at the occasional one-liner hit-or-miss.

“Can we shoot our way out of this now?”

Still, the racism is palpable and time-proven, the greed realistic and the threats mortal.

It’s just that the coincidences and unlikely resolutions to this or that fix the ladies find themselves, the slippery grasp of the law, real-estate transactions and corporate alarm at people they’re doing business with turning trigge- happy and mass-slaughter tolerant make this potential B-picture slide down the scale towards C and D.

“Stolen Valley” drifts into “lost potential” and never recovers.

Rating: PG-13, violence, profanity

Cast: Briza Covarrubias, Allee Sutton Hethcoat, Micah Fitzgerald, Ricardo Herranz, Paulette Lamori and Paula Miranda.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Jesse Edwards. A Blue Fox release.

Running time: 1:44

With its long pre-production process and almost as long release schedule, cinema has never been the most deft medium at surfing the tides of pop culture. Trends bubble up or explode, and like a time-delayed bomb, movies get hold of it, often after it has crested.

The British drama “The Party’s Over” plays like a World War II generation (adults) take on the self-absorption and nihilism of a post-war generation that was already moving beyond the poetry, art, cool jazz and “getting high” obsessions of The Beatniks and paddling out to catch the Mod wave that heralded London’s Swinging ’60s.

Here’s a curiosity of a film that plays a little square, a tad raw, and cautionary without quite curdling into “Reefer Madness” camp.

As our voice-over narrator tries to assure us under the opening credits, “The Party’s Over” isn’t “an attack on Beatniks.” It’s merely a reminder that growing up will teach you that sometimes “kicks aren’t enough.”

A pre-stardom Oliver Reed stars as Moise, centerpiece of a communal pack of hep cats who live in the same apartment building, create art or idle away the day and haunt the same clubs every night. He’s a cocksure, smirking predator who beds every woman in sight, save for “the American,” Melina (Louise Sorel), an innocent who preserved her chastity even as she grew jaded with the folkways of this wearying scene.

“I wonder, if I’ll ever have a daughter,” she ponders, drowning in resignation. “Will she get high, too? And will some hobo maul her with his thick hands?”

Melina may be ready to get out, but she’s not in the mood for rescue. That comes in the form of her fiancé “from the land of the brave and the square,” Carson (Clifford David). A young executive intent on marrying “the boss’s daughter,” he shows up, all business, and gives everybody a serious case of “Yank Go Home.”

He’s to fetch Melina, and neither she nor her new crew are having it. They prank Carson from one apartment to the next, one club or cafe or another — “She was just here…You just missed her.”

“Try Buck House, ask any cabbie and they’ll take you.”

Carson figures out the “game” with that last one. It’s slang for Buckingham Palace.

But Melina won’t be caught, won’t even be met. And over the course of a day or two, Carson figures out maybe she isn’t the one for him, that the attentions of the beguiling and more mature Nina (Katherine Woodville) are something he might want to reciprocate.

He can’t hear Melina call him “just another ghoul in my nightmare,” but he gets it.

But being a stand-up Yank from Athens, Minnesota, he’s not about to abandon his mission. Not with the boss, her Dad (“Green Acres” era Eddie Albert) on the way. That means Carson can remain our tour guide to this scene, where too many of the lads swoon over the exotic American girl they help hide, with cynical, predatory Moise as smitten as any of them.

“I’m just a dead fly in the soup of pomposity.”

With all this substance abuse (alcohol is all we see), all this live-for-the-next-“kick” impulse control, tragedy is sure to strike. That’s what “cautionary tales” are for.

The main reason “The Party’s Over” seemed instantly-dated the moment it came out is that it was filmed in 1962 and had its release delayed over some of the darker elements it portrayed.

Reed’s stardom wouldn’t arrive until “The Trap,” which came out later in 1966. Sturdy journeyman director Guy Hamilton and composer John Barry filmed this before “Goldfinger” made them both James Bond icons.

But the film that sat on the shelf for those years remains a tantilizing artifact, an older generation warning a younger one of its self-destructive tendencies with a story that features differing accounts of what goes wrong, different ways of viewing the seeming sadism or at least indifference of “the party.”

Sometimes the dancers and the jazz they’re dancing to don’t sync up, and we puzzle over the under and over-reactions of Carson to affronts and challenges that delay his “mission” and might even endanger his fiancé. His parents’ generation would have thrown a punch or two to get the Beatniks’ attention.

“Nobody here asked for American aid!”

Woodville is the embodiment of push, stylish genteel upper class slumming in the ’60s, with Ann Lynn standing out as the singer who can’t let go of the Melina-smitten Moise, even though he’s dismissed her because “She always says ‘yes.'”

Mike Pratt plays a manic artist/drummer/club-owner, “Geronimo,” and Maurice Browning is quite good as that Beat Generation “type,” the older WWII combat vet taking in how the younger crowd is testing itself far removed from fighting fascism.

But the vulpine Reed is all magnetic menace and playful accent-slinging charm, the life of “The Party” and the heart of the picture. He can see the damage he’s done and the damage others are doing, and simply will not intervene as it’s against his beliefs, or his short-term interests.

Moise and the others cannot see “The Party’s Over,” but they have to sense the end is coming. Kids even further removed from “The War” were about to upend London and world popular culture, changing the music, embracing fashion and reaching for “kicks” beyond wine and jazz and promiscuity.

“The Party’s Over,” as it turns out, is eyewitness to the moment when the new party is just getting started.

Rating: TV-14, violence, alcohol abuse, smoking, profanity

Cast: Oliver Reed, Katherine Woodville, Louise Sorel, Ann Lynn, Clifford David, Maurice Browning, Mike Pratt, Roddy Maude-Roxby and Eddie Albert.

Credits: Directed by Guy Hamilton, scripted by Marc Behm. A Tricastle Film on Tubi, Amazon, et. al.

Running time: 1:31

Cute enough, I guess.

No, I don’t refer to The Super Bowl as “The Big Game.” The National Concussion League can go suck it.

Ryan Reynolds and Randall Park promote the preview showing during the final game of the endless football season.

“RedLife” is a grimly immersive, relentlessly downbeat Thai melodrama that stumbles among the down-and-out crowd of Bangkok’s underbelly.

Sex workers and thieves dream small — starting a life as a couple, getting a “real job,” a single mom simply hoping her child finishes school, a daughter hoping for something “normal,” friendship and affection. That’s all they can allow themselves in lives this close to the margin.

It’s more interesting as a character portrait than a story with a coherent plot, more focused on putting us there than giving us insights into getting there and getting out. But it’s worth a look if you’re interested in that sex-work capital’s struggling masses yearning to breathe free, and make the rent.

Ter (Thiti Mahayotaruk) is the new guy in the gang, the one Kiang (Ukrit Willi Brod Don Gabriel) runs, attacking solitary victims, pitlessly beating them and stealing their wallets and backpacks.

They’re all around 20, but this new lookout is about as green as they get. He fails to intervene in a mugging that goes wrong, and ends up being the only one caught when the cops finally come. Only the intervention of his girlfriend, the sex worker Mind (Karnpicha Pongpanit) gets him out.

What she has to do to free him is just another reminder of how useless he is. He is frustrated, furious, cowardly and lost. He can’t even get himself out of this impoverished jam, much less dream up a better life for them both.

Som (Supitcha Sungkajinda) is a teen trying to keep a low profile at her girls school. She is months behind on her tuition and too broke to do anything extra-curricular. Her mother Aoi (Krongthong Rachatawan) won’t face these problems head on, as she’s deep in denial about her own financial affairs. Aoi still treats her teen as a child, another form of avoiding reality.

Aoi is a cranky 50ish sex-worker, staring at the end of the only means of making a bad living she ever had. As Som can’t talk with her about anything, the girl confides instead in a sympathetic 50ish drag queen.

Writer-director Ekalak Klunson and his co-writers don’t do much to tie these stories together even as we suspect they’re on a collision course. This tediously slow narrative merely reveals how unprepared for the “real world” that they live in Som and Ter turn out to be.