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Hannah Levian, Nathan Phillips and Ben Turland star in this chiller, opening in Oz shortly. North America release coming?

The cartoonish caper of “The Falling Star,” the latest semi-silent slapstick farce by the troupe led by Euro clowns Abel & Gordon, won’t be to every taste. Truth be told, it took me a good long while to get on its wavelength and in tune with its low-stakes silliness.

But when the best physical shtick starts to pile up in the third act, when an assassin takes his best shots with a prostethic arm that has a mind of its own, when one and all in this ID-switch caper comedy join in a deftly/daftly choreographed line dance to the music of Link Wray, this Tarantino-as-vamped-by-Jacques-Tati won me over.

The filmmakers/mimes behind “Lost in Paris” and “Rumba” go for a kind of Twee Tarantino here, dropping us into a world of crime gone to seed, where the aged criminals only have to worry about a last try at covering their tracks for their long-ago crimes.

Boris (co-writer/director Dominique Abel) is the 60something ex-crook, now co-owner of The Falling Star bar in Brussels. His partner in crime and life Kayoko (Kaori Ito) runs it with him, and the former and current “muscle” of the gang, hulking Tim (Philippe Martz) acts as doorman, but still has the duties of “fixer” when things go south.

Which they do. A one-armed stranger (Bruno Romy) with a grudge and a pistol shows up gunning for Boris. His misbehaving shooting arm causes the pistol to misfire (the arm is blown off), saving Boris.

But as the shootist dashes off to the hospital (Belgium has one of the great tax-funded healthcare-for-all systems in Europe) where his arm is re-attached, shadow-play-with-sound-effects style, Dom & Co. scramble to make the gang leader safe from further attempts, and from discovery by the authorities.

There’s nothing for it but to kidnap hapless, sad and semi-retired Dom (Abel again), who lives in an old bridge tender house and spends all of his lonely time drinking, feeding his Australian shepherd and visiting the cemetery.

” I don’t want to be him,” Dom gripes (in French with English subtitles).

“HE doesn’t want to be him,” Tim points out.

But slipping Dom a mickey, dyeing his hair and giving him a mustache may not be enough to throw the assassin and the cops off the scent. Dom’s estranged wife Fiona (co-writer/director Fiona Gordon) is a private eye. And her latest missing dog case gets back-burnered as the man being passed off as her “husband” doesn’t know who she or their dog Suzanne is.

Fiona will don disguises to follow Tim and hunt for clues that lead her to Kayoko and the flat above The Falling Star. Kayoko will engage in elaborate dances to manhandle, undress and dress doped Dom, whom she finds she might prefer as a “partner.”

Dom will be convinced his name is “Boris” as he’s been hired to bartend at The Falling Star, and “all our bartenders are named Boris.”

Characters will weep, and find elaborate ways to mime sharing a tissue under a bathroom stall wall. Staging the “suicide” of the assassin is going to be tricky with that damned mind-of-its-own arm. The tranquility of the cemetery will be disturbed by Tim’s Dom-grabbing tactics, Fiona’s weeping as the cemetery cop who marches his rounds blowing a whistle at any and all who get out of line.

Not that he stops and confronts them. He just whistles and keeps his stride.

Dom will experience a paranoid dark night of the soul, imagining the bent pole chair he’s slipped out of as the prison bars that face him.

Brussels tumbles into strikes and marches, whimsically created by casting a crowd to run in place.

And everything resolves in a jukebox musical number by all the Star drinkers and employees, jamming to vintage Link Wray guitar rock in the coolest choreography since “Pulp Fiction.”

The acting is mostly wordless, smile-free deadpan here, with scowling Boris-as-Dom revolting against playing Monopoly with one of his alter ego’s old friends (Bruce Ellison) as part of his “cover.”

He won’t finish this “capitalist” indoctrination game!

It’s all entirely too dry in the early acts, when we’re meant to buy into this cutesie retro “modern” world of vintage cars and flip phones and old crimes by leftist criminals.

But when Abel & Gordon and their accomplices find their excuses to play to their strengths — slapstick dance, mimed mayhem and the like, “The Falling Star” stops falling and failing. And if we don’t fall in love with it, we kind of grin and fall in “like” before all is (un)said and done.

Rating: unrated, comic violence, comic come-ons

Cast: Philippe Martz, Kaori Ito, Dominique Abel, Bruno Romy, Bruce Ellison, Céline Laurentie and Fiona Gordon

Credits: Scripted and directed by Fiona Gordon and Dominique Abel. A Kino Lorber release.

Running time: 1:37

Charlene Tilton, Morgan Fairchild, Tony Todd, Wil Peltz and Margaret Avery also star in this senior comedy with a lot of juniors who call Granny “Nana.”

Sept. 10.

Forget Chalamet. Forget the Nobel laureate of the Iron Range.

It is Yankovich who serves up a palindrome of a riff of a Dylan classic

The marvel of a rom-com like “Honeymoonish” is that such a unicorn exists.

It’s a polished, slick and beautifully-mounted Kuwaiti comedy that bends Hollywood rom-com traditions to an Islamic, Middle Eastern sensibility. Films like this from Indonesia, Malaysia and various film industries of the Middle East are more proof of the common currency that some Western entertainment traditions (Shakespeare was a fair hand at romance with laughs) have become.

But what’s fascinating about “Honeymoonish” is the Kuwaitiness of it all.

A beautiful young personal trainer (Nour Al Ghandour) says goodbye to her great love Yusef (Faisal Almezel) who is off on another “business trip,” this one to Lebanon. But then her bestie Amal (Ascia Al Faraj) finds Instagram posts of Yusef on his HONEYMOON — a new bride, someone Noor and Amal went to school with.

Yusef’s run off and married his cousin.

Noor freaks, demands that Amal “find me a husband” so that she can marry “right now” and show that Yusef a thing or two.

That “I want a husband in 24 hours” thing just might work out because Amal’s husband (Mahdi Barwiz) is besties with Hamad (Mahmoud Boushahri), a rich financial planner hoping to inherit Daddy’s business, or set up shop on his own.

Dad’s “traditional.” In his culture, at least. He’s had a few wives and is adamant about what he wants from his 30something son.

“Unless you get married in one week and show me a sonogram of my GRANDson,” the kid can forget about inheriting that business.

That leads to a blind date, a rash proposal and a quickie wedding.

But Noor is keeping a secret. This Lebanese mountain resort she insists they honeymoon at just happens to be where the feckless Yusef is honeymooning.

Hamad’s “secret?” His auntie and her mother met just after the wedding, and in a flash they wonder if Hamad hasn’t just rushed off and married his “sister.”

A distinctly Middle Eastern/Islamic twist in this “secret” is how “siblings” are defined. Apparently, if your mother wetnurses another child for X-number of days, she or he is your sister or brother.

Their honeymoon will be hobbled by her desire to shame and win back her beloved, and avoid Hamad’s embraces as she does, and his need to keep things chaste — no little blue pills and what those can lead to — until his auntie reports back.

The framiing device here, these two bickering and demanding an Islamic divorce and narrating “how we got here,” is cutesie and cloying and like much of what we see in Elie Semaan’s film — derivative, borrowed from decades if not a century of rom-coms.

The modern sheen of the film is saddled to a story that feels 1930s quaint by Hollywood standards. She’s taking yoga classes and wearing form-fitting exercise suits and casual wear, but conspicuously avoiding swimsuits, and not just because she can’t swim. His little blue pills (Has he SEEN Noor?) are as close to anything sexual that might possibly transpire. Somehow.

Any suggestions that Islamic tradition rules their lives is watered-down. The elaborate hairdos of the women and Alam’s large collection of tattoos give that liberalization away.

But the complications are overly-contrived and bickering and zingers (in Arabic, or dubbed into English) are entirely too tame for Western viewers to be more than lightly amused by any of this.

Any “raciness” here would-be coupling that is directed towards pregnancy.

“Our hotel works magic on its guests. They arrive as two people, and leave as THREE!”

Whatever its shortcomings — broad performances included — a little “one must walk before one runs” tolerance is due for any Around the World with Netflix traveler.

The production values — especially the hair, makeup, wardrobe and Kuwait-as-Lebanon locations (soundstages, with maybe some second unit mountainout Cedars of Lebanon footage) — and intent suggest a changing culture and a modernized-in-a-flash cinema that will reflect that.

Maybe the next Kuwaiti rom-com will have a bit more “romp” in it.

Rating: TV-PG, adult situations and humor

Cast: Nour Al Ghandour, Mahmoud Boushahri, Ascia Al Faraj,
Mahdi Barwiz and Faisal Almezel

Credits: Directed by Elie Semaan, scripted by Eiad Saleh and Ramy Ali. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:40

Yeah, tell her “Happiness is a choice” one more time.

Scoot McNairy, Zoe Chao, and Jessica Harper are among the stars of this satiric Amy Adams comedy about a new mom who identifies with…dogs.

Marielle Heller — “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood,” “The Diary of a Teenage Girl” — directs this Dec. 6 release.

Aww, just in time for Christmas.

You have to be of a certain age to remember “The Ballad of Davy Crockett,” where the frontiersman “raised in the woods so he knew (“know’d”) every tree” is remembered in song because he “kilt him a b’ar when he was only three.”

It’s myth-building of the sort that the self-mythologizing, tall-tale-telling Tennessean might have endorsed himself.

There is no “ballad” in the indie historical drama titled “The Ballad of Davy Crockett.” There isn’t much in the way of myth, either. And as for history?

Well, as writer-director Derek Estlin Purvis parks Crockett in Washington with his hated foe Andrew Jackson endorsing the “Indian Removal Act” of 1830 (Crockett fought it from the start) calling for the “extinction” of Natives in “the “Continental Congress,” whilst his wife Polly (died 1815) turns sick and relies their two little boys to keep them alive back home in Tennessee, we know SOMEbody slept through history class.

Purvis has Jackson (Edward Finlay, a dead ringer) refer to “colonies” when “territories” is what they were called before admission to the Union. Purvis cast, according to IMDB, an actor to play Daniel Boone — the pioneer and the frontiersman never met, and if he’s in the final cut of the movie, I missed him .

One suspects our writer-director limited his historical research to a brief stop to gas up at the Davy Crockett Travel Center in Morristown, Tennessee, because a trip to the Davy Crockett Restaurant in Gatlinburg was, um, too far out of the way.

This tone deaf “Ballad” follows Davy’s urgent trek home when word of his wife’s illness reaches him in Washington, apparently BEFORE he was elected to Congress, as he decides to run in the film’s finale.

Davy, played with youthful vigor and not much presence by Brit-actor and “Chronicles of Narnia” alumnus William Moseley, loses his horse when wolves attack and magically finds another, who doesn’t know Davy shot his last ride and listens when Davy assures him “You will find me.”

He intervenes in a tribal squabble aimed at killing one Native man (Gray Wolf Herrera) and arrives too late to keep his cabin from being burned, his sick but defiant wife (Valerie Jane Parker) turned out and his little boys (Wyatt Parker and Nico Tirozzi) seized for indentured servitude by a British Great Northwest Fur Trading Company boss.

Um, “‘Great Northwest ‘where?”

Caleb, in top hat, fur coat and ill temper, is played by the film’s lone saving grace, the great Colm Meaney.

“I will have my pound of flesh!”

“Ballad” is pretty bad. But not everything else is rubbish. The locations are scenic and the rustic touches authentic enough, if a tad tidy for the grubby, unwashed erea.

The fights start out realistic and lurch into “tall tale” exploits.

But again, there’s no jaunty/folksy “music” to this ballad, precious little myth and damned near nothing that could pass for “fun” or accurate history.

No ballad? No coonskin cap? No Davy Crockett, even if he refers to himself as “King of the Wild Frontier.”

While one doffs one’s (not coonskin) hat at anyone trying to make a frontier thriller on an indie budget, this “Ballad” borders on abominable.

Rating:unrated, violence

Cast: William Mosely, Valerie Jane Parker, Gray Wolf Herrera, Wyatt Parker, Edward Finlay and Colm Meaney

Credits: Scripted and directed by Derek Estlin Purvis. An Amazon Prime release.

Running time: 1:37

An amusing pixie since birth, Carol Kane is a comic life force and as amusing in person as she is in her many off-the-wall characters — from “Taxi” to “The Princess Bride,” “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” and beyond.

The “Hester Street” Oscar nominee was my first screen star interview, and in the flesh, she was and apparently remains a hoot. But boy, I’d hate to cross that broad.

We get a little of both Kanes in “Between the Temples,” a laugh-out-loud September-December romance that co-stars her with Jason Schwartzman.

It’s a screwy look at Jewish traditions and “flexible” mores in the sad story of a grieving, morose temple cantor (Torah singer) who “cannot sing.” Not anymore.

Finding your life spark in a much older woman, one who was your elementary school music teacher several decades before? That’s different.

Ben Gottlieb lost his celebrated novelist wife a year ago, and he’s been a wreck ever since. His congregation and his rabbi (“SNL” and “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog” star Robert Smigel) have been very understanding.

His two moms (Dolly De Leon, Caroline Aaron) take him in, try to buck him up and even sign him up for J-dating. That’s not enough to keep him from lying down in traffic, or making his first trek to a bar, where he discovers mudslides and gets into a fight because he thinks someone’s mocking him.

That’s where he’s comforted by the barfly who likes to sing karaoke in the back. It takes Ben a while to recall the music teacher who changed his life. He got “all A’s” from her, and that kept him singing into adulthood and a career.

“It was music class,” Mrs. O’Connor (Kane) grouses. “EVERYbody got A’s.”

She makes an effort to drive him home, and by going first to the house he used to share with his wife, she figures out his story. And next thing he knows, the cantor who cannot sing is visited in his bar mitvah/bat mitzvah class at Temple Sinai by an adult named O’Connor who wants her bat mitzvah.

Turns out “I was named Kessler before I was married. You can’t get much more Jewish than that.”

Ben resists, but his rabbi is all about “Jews in the pews” and donations and what not. They’ll be flexible. She’ll study with Ben. And if 13 months is too long a time to learn to sing her Torah portion,  we’ll work that out, too.

Kane and Schwartzman have an easy chemistry that never seems exactly romantic. The idea she throws out that “I taught you for four years, now you taught me” is just a cover. She’s helping him get over something, taking him back to his elementary school “belly breathing” days, giving him a sympathetic ear even as the rabbi and his pushier Filipino mom (De Leon) would LOVE to set him up with the rabbi’s “mess” of an actress-daughter, Gabby (Madeline Weinstein of “Alex Strangelove”).

“Between the Temples” is funny, from its punny title to adorable scenes such as Ben’s crisis-of-faith visit to a Catholic priest — “Jews don’t have a heaven or a hell. Just upstate New York,” where the movie is set.

The same seen-it-all bartender (Keith Poulson) ordains Ben’s favorite chocolate-flavored drink (mudslides) at the town bar, and at The Chained Duck, the best restaurant in Sefridge, New York (actually Kingston).

The rabbi’s general irreverence extends to what he uses for putting practice in his office — a Shofar. And yarmulkes are punchlines, comic props and conclusions for that rabbi to jump to as his Hepburn-imitating daughter makes the most inappropriate visit to a cemetery since Corporal Bone Spurs.

I loved the down-market world writer-director Nathan Silver creates, Jews talking with their mouths full, until one learns that burger isn’t “kosher,” which is news to a droll “friend of the tribe” local Gentile who owns the restaurant. The rabbi is “flexible” because every dollar counts and he’s supporting a failed-actress kid, a wife fond of plastic surgery and driving a late model Jeep Liberty.

Silver’s fond of close-ups, and he’s got a cast that makes the most of them.

Schwartzman is settling into middle age as a pleasant Everyschlub, and what his performance here lacks in despair he compensates with simple reactions or physical humor that he simply shrugs off at this stage of his career.

And Kane is a wonder, perhaps this summer’s surest Oscar nomination, giving us a foul-mouthed version of Ruth Gordon in “Harold & Maude,” an older woman of uncertain health just full of life, and hoping to pass that on to a student still in her thrall. Because he got all A’s in her class.

A couple of quibbles. The filmmakers insist on having Ben set up with assorted beautiful 20somethings — Weinstein, Annie Hamilton, Pauline Chalamet — all of whom seem into this Upstate New York temple cantor. Is that a catnip-to-the-ladies gig? Schwartzman is well over 40, and showing the miles. etc. I mean, a morose, sloppy shaving, low-paid temple assistant whose duties include caddying for the rabbi? He’s a catch? Come on, now.

The relationship with Mrs. O’Connor develops organically and pauses at a sort of pre-determined point. Anything that suggests a big leap into love and romance is introduced abruptly. I didn’t buy it.

But Silver’s given us a wry, wise and whimsical movie who cutting edges are somewhat removed from the lead characters, whose wit involves both leaning into Jewish stereotypes, and upending them.

And Kane, she of the querolous screech of a voice — which can be very pleasant when she uses it in song — just waltzes off with this movie, a teacher and compassionate older woman not shy about giving a student one last lesson, one that’ll stick “Between the Temples.”

Rating: R, bar punch violence, profanity, sexual situations

Cast: Jason Schwartzman, Carol Kane, Dolly De Leon, Caroline Aaron, Madeline Weinstein and Robert Smigel

Credits:Directed by Nathan Silver, scrupted by Nathan Silver and C. Mason Wells. A Sony Pictures Classics release.

Running time: 1:52

With the discredited blockbuster sham “Sound of Freedom” still fresh on everyone’s mind, critics can be excused for steering clear “City of Dreams,” another human trafficking tale, this one about Mexican kids lured to America only to be trapped in sweatshops, coal mines, meat packing plants and sex work.

Writer-director Mohit Ramchandani (“The Lost Tribe”) wisely kept his story and his “white savior” character, a cop (Jason Patric) fictional in a tale that suggests the police and prosecutors turn a blind eye when it comes to the grey market “cheap clothing” industry that props up fashion and much of the world’s economy.

While the film gets quasi-bipartisan political in its closing credits, and Republican hustler Vivek Ramaswamy got behind it as a producer, cynically hoping to hype “the border crisis,” all you really need to know about its agenda is in the last minute title change it underwent before release.

It was called “Wall Street Silver,” but we can’t offend the fat cats underwriting efforts to undo child labor laws, can we?

Still, Ramchandani delivers a dazzling third act chase, on foot, through L.A.’s sweatshop district, a nervy, hand-held sprint that finally gets this static story up on its feet. That’s followed by a breathless finale that frustrates in all the right cinematic ways.

His movie starts slow and settles into ponderous before this. But Ramchandani is to be commended for at least trying to give his villains a point of view — the South of the Border ones were lured here with the same promises and “dream,” only to be trapped torturing and enslaving children. If you want to buy that excuse.

Ari Lopez stars as Jesús, a mute tween with soccer dreams, which his widowed father indulges by arranging to send him north to what the child expects to be an L.A. Cosmos soccer camp.

Dad’s parting words are about about the child’s mother dying in childbirth, the shaman who attended (and lit 1464 candles) and made predictions and warnings. The child will be haunted by images of this demonic figure in Aztec garb for the rest of his days.

The gay coyote Rodrigo (Francisco Denis) loads the kid into his Mustang convertible and hustles him north — not without expenses, and not without a police stop (Patric and Adina Eady play partners) that raises suspicions just a couple of miles from the child’s destination.

The boy’s passport and the fact that he’s A) mute and B) drugged give the officer no grounds to hold anybody. But Sgt. Stevens smells a child smuggling rat.

The sweatshop is run by El Jefe (Alfredo Castro) and managed by hair-triggered young punk Cesar (Andrés Delgado). There are overlords over them. And every so often, a mysterious beauty (Paulina Gaitan) shows up to pluck prettier children from their ranks for grooming in sex work.

But Sgt. Stevens can’t get the idea that the creep in the Mustang was taking that child to his doom.

As Jesús struggles to adjust to the work, to co-workers still harboring the illusion that El Jefe’s promise of “promotion” if they hit their quotas, to the lashings, beatings and threats, he meets Elena (Renata Vaca) and falls for her.

That’s a lot to work in, with Jesús sneaking about about getting a taste of the whole sordid “operation” and Stevens getting into trouble at work for hassling L.A.’s underground slave-labor economy.

Ramchandani doesn’t so much guide us through all this as get through it. His film lumbers along in lurches, with misguided detours (A love story? Really?) and a determined effort to invest us in the boy’s fate and frustrate the hell out of us over that.

That pays off. Eventually.

And as it does, we go further up the food chain to see the Russian-backed garment makers (Samm Levine plays the scion of one such sweatshopworks), the pressures on those down the ladder and the efforts by police higher-ups to leave this criminally irresponsible industry alone.

The kid is good, Patric is properly stoic and assorted heavies (Diego Calva as a cutthroat sweatshop sewer stands out) make good impressions.

But the flashbacks to the boy’s soccer dreams and shaman nightmares become more distractions than plot-advancing background color.

There’s no “border crisis” messaging, just a closing political montage showing all the figures who have spoken out about this problem, most of them avoiding the “cheap food/coal/clothes” engine driving it.

Nobody tells an obvious whopper, nobody comes out and lies about which political party is more concerned about this “crisis” than the other, or which one actually is looking for solutions..

That makes for a factually defensible movie, but also a slow-footed wallow in abuse, exploitation and violence that only comes to life for the third act.

Rating: R, graphic violence, nudity, sex, profanity

Cast: Ari Lopez, Diego Calva, Renata Vaca, Paulina Gaitan, Francisco Denis, Samm Levine,
Andrés Delgado, Adina Eady, Alfredo Castro and Jason Patric

Credits: Scripted and directed by Mohit Ramchandani. A Roadside Attractions release.

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There’s usually a “took me right out of the movie” moment in a thriller that might have worked, but doesn’t. And there are a few of those in the Scottish tale of an abusive father and his three vengeful sons bent on “Betrayal.”

Their mother has recently died, and John, Henry and Vince the youngest (Brian Vernel, Daniel Portman and Calum Ross) find themselves in the woods, stalking deer with their dad.

Strange way to pay tribute to dead mum. But when a couple of sons fail to take a shot at a buck they spy in the trees, we and their bullying dad (Paul Higgins, perfectly loathesome) figure it out.

The deer is tied to a tree. There’s a grave already shoveled out, with shovels under the leaves to finish the job. When one brother finally takes the shot — at Dad — the game is up. They’ve shot the tyrant, avenging their long-suffering mother.

“We all did it. All of us.“

As a reward, there’s “a key” to the old man’s safe. But paranoia in this sort of conspiracy is a given. Even siblings who’ve conspired to kill “an animal” together are bound to mistrust one another.

And the kid, Vince? He is pretty obviously the weakest link, “Dad’s favorite” and all. Can Vince keep their secret, keep from giving away the careful plans they made and carried out?

We’ve seen their grave prep, and the way they shut off the motor on their father’s Range Rover and pushed it back to its parking place. What we didn’t see, for obvious reasons, is how they caught and tied up a huge buck.

Then there’s the matter of that “key.” Of all the ways to put that key in that shallow grave with their father’s body, writer-director Rodger Griffiths summons up the stupidest.

And while flashbacks explain their conspiracy and set up the troubling alliances within the alliance, and unravel some motivations, Griffiths, who adapted his short film “Take the Shot” for this, stumbles into a couple of other plot holes along the way.

Because while we know, from the moment he goes in the ground, that the father isn’t dead and that they’ll be digging that grave up to discover that somehow he has survived. Or that something other worldly took-over for him.

Those animal carcasses and random shots they experience in the woods? They might be from that just-wounded father, from one of the brothers or an accomplice, or from a phantom.

The sibling dynamic that Portman, playing the most “like Dad” of the three brothers, Vernel and Ross act-out are engrossing and properly chilling.

The flashbacks are well-conceived and executed, and the complications — Do other hunters they meet “know?” — may be pro forma but at least pass the “logical” smell test.

Even serving up a finale we see coming an hour before it arrives is forgivable, or at least as tolerable as the sometimes indecipherable Scots accents and the “Is it supernatural horror or a simple thriller?” indecision.

But those other stumbles early on seal the fate of this “Betrayal,” a thriller with simple primal plot undone by a leaky script and a loss of nerve.

Rating: R, graphic violence

Cast: Brian Vernel, Daniel Portman, Calum Ross and Paul Higgins, with Anita Vitesse James Harkness and Joanne Thomson

Credits:Directed by Rodger Griffiths, scripted by Rodger Griffiths and Robert Drummond. A Saban Films release.

Running time: 1:31