MacFarlane’s Oscar spot is Billy Crystal lite

I have said before and I will repeat it here, I think Seth MacFarlane will do OK hosting the Oscars.
But you have to be too young to remember the Billy Crystal epoch to not find this incredibly lame. Played. What have you. Will he have his “Ted/Family Guy” edge? Or will they neuter him for a big international audience?

I was hoping for an American Ricky Gervais.
This reminds me that I wasn’t crazy about the one-joke “Ted,” and “Family Guy” appears to be an acquired taste for those love their their laughs low, obvious and broad. Bad sign? I hope not.

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Does “Would You Rather” have a hint of Poe about it?

Love the set-up to this low budget Brittany Snow vehicle — sort of a “Dinner for Schmucks” with deadly and perhaps unjust dessert. Gather people together, strap-em down, and play “Would You Rather” get eaten by a shark or nibbled to death by piranhas? That sort of thing.

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Box Office: “Warm Bodies” does $8 million Friday, a $20 million+ weekend/Stallone bombs

“Warm Bodies” is surfing the wave of middling expectations to a probable $20 million weekend at the box office on Super Bowl weekend, thanks to a $500,000 Thursday midnight/$8 million plus Friday.

Decent reviews for that one won’t hurt (Here’s mine).

“Mama” is still holding audience, “Hansel & Gretel” isn’t — a STEEP dive for the 3D horror fantasy. Ninth place in its second weekend? Ouch.

I would not have thought it possible that Sly Stallone would deliver a bigger retro bomb than Arnie Schwarzenegger’s “Last Stand” slapdown. But it looks as if Sly’s “Bullet to the Head” will be lucky to clear $5 million this weekend. His audience has aged out of going to the movies. Period. Weak reviews didn’t help.

“Stand Up Guys” needed great reviews and a sudden urge by 60somethings to go to the movies to be a hit. And it didn’t get either. It won’t even crack the top ten.

“Zero Dark” and “Silver Linings” are riding their Oscar nominations to another weekend in the top ten.

 

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Directors Guild Awards tonight — more honors for “Argo”?

The DGA field for best film director — Bigelow, Affleck, Ang Li, Tom Hooper and Spielberg — is closer to conventional than the Oscar nominees in that category, with Affleck and Bigelow both left out.

And if “Argo” wins — yet again — tonight, giving Ben Affleck everything BUT the Oscar, you have to fdigure it’s the odds-on best picture favorite. Oscar voting kicks off Feb. 8 and the Oscars are handed out Feb. 24. The tide is flowing “Argo’s” way.

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Neil Jordan’s “Byzantium” gives Gemma and Saoirse fangs

Yes, I know. Another vampire tale. From a guy who’s already done his time with the bat people.
This is the international trailer to Neil Jordan’s film, “Byzantium,” with Saoirse Ronan as the girl narrator and Gemma Arterton as the mom who “spared my life when I was born. Creepy. No firm US release date yet, but expect to see this one this spring.

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“John Dies at the End” is blowing up?

Apparently, Magnolia has the makings of a a cult hit on its hands.

“John Dies at the End” has a good cast (Paul Giamatti has a supporting role), decent reviews and an offbeat plot and sensibility, and that’s drawing viewers to the few theaters where it’s playing.

So it’s going to open wider. Go figure. Happens a few times a year. This one rolled out on VOD in Dec. and in theaters a couple of weeks ago, and it’s catching on with the kids. Or somebody.

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NAACP Image Awards honors Denzel, Viola, Kerry, Samuel L. and…”Red Tails”?

The stars of “Flight” and “Django Unchained” were feted at last night’s NAACP Image Awards.

As was the botched but well-intentioned “Red Tails,” the George Lucas-produced account of the exploits of the Tuskegee Airmen.

Samuel L. Jackson and Kerry Washington earned praise for their work in “Django.” A bit of a head scratcher in each account.

Viola Davis won an award for “Won’t Back Down,” a good performance in a movie propped up by a conservative ideologue who wanted to bash teachers unions.

And “Beasts of the Southern Wild” and “The Intouchables” took honors in indie and foreign language film categories.

 

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“World War Z” — the Super Bowl Trailer

Here it is. A commercial. Previewed before it is actually on TV. Doing the studio’s dirty work, but hey…

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Movie Review: “Ghost Town”

ImageGhost Town serves as a very nice vehicle for the comedy stylings of Ricky Gervais, the Brit originator of The Office and showbiz-savvy (not really) star of Extras. Gervais does clueless, wounded misanthropy well, and his Ghost Town character, Dr. Bertram Pincus, is that in spades — lonely, needy, but so hostile to the rest of the human race that you’d never know it.

But one day Dr. Pincus has a minor surgical procedure. Something goes amiss with the anesthesia, and he dies — for seven minutes. When he wakes, he sees dead people. And hears them. When they realize he can see and hear them, they won’t leave him alone. They need favors from him, but he isn’t having it.

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Movie Review: “Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky”

This must have been what that first night was like. Nijinsky passing on last-moment instructions to the dancers, musicians scratching their heads, Igor Stravinsky nervously taking his seat, and impresario Sergei Diaghilev grinning at the society swells in the audience from behind the curtain.

“They won’t know what hit them!”

Indeed, they didn’t. The music, rhythmic, dissonant and evocative, began. The dance — primal, “native,” erupted. Followed by the audience — erupting. Walk-outs, boos, catcalls, angry shouts of “Go back to Russia!” Then the police arrived.

Strip away the titles for the opening credits of Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky, take the scene recreated there, and use it in art history classes forevermore — May 29, 1913, the world premiere of The Rite of Spring, the night “modern” began.

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