Movie Review: “That Sugar Film”

sug
2half-star6“That Sugar Film” is Aussie director/essayist Damon Gameau’s attempt to do to Big Sugar what “Supersize Me” did to McDonalds.
It’s a glib yet informative and sometimes entertaining re-hashing of everything we know about how bad sugar is for us and how The Sugar Industry tries to hide its product within processed foods, and keep consumers from knowing how this stuff is poisoning us.
Gameau uses the occasion of his girlfriend’s pregnancy to go off his (Australian) “sugar free” diet, vowing to spend two months consuming the average daily amount of sugar that food processors sneak into our diets — 40 teaspoons at about 4 grams each.
He eats “low fat” yogurt loaded with sugar, “Just Right” cereal, fruit juices — which he shows us give us just the fruit sugars without the fiber — and the like, and proceeds to gain weight.
He is monitored by a “team” which he gives nicknames — “Dr. Blood,” “The Crusader,” etc.
He uses animation to reveal how the liver reacts to sugar, what causes diabetes.
And in particularly cutesie touches, he has actors like Hugh Jackman (as a magician giving “The Condensed History of Sugar”) and Stephen Fry reciting a Dr. Seuss-like poem about sucrose and fructose and how they’re bad for us.
This tends to lighten the scenes where Gameau visits an Aboriginal community dying of diabetes, a whole “dry” town (alchohol free) where people are dying prematurely from their sugar-dosed diet.
A visit to America reveals the Big Conspiracy, where sugar-dependent companies finance junk science to sew the seeds of doubt that sugar is killing us.
The deadly soft-drink Mountain Dew earns a whole chapter, as vast corners of the South raise their rural poor children on this stuff. We follow a Kentucky teen into a traveling dentist’s RV office where the kid is to have his teeth pulled and be fitted for dentures — at 18.
He gains weight and grows lethargic, and Gameau covers familiar ground from first frame to last. We revisit the sugar vs. fat war that American healthcare science fought in the ’60s, for instance.
“That Sugar Film” serves as a reminder, if we needed one, that learning food supplement speak and reading labels in search of “fructose” when we shop — as in what to avoid — is a survival skill in a world where junk food and sugar drinks aren’t the only sources of the daily overdose of Big Sugar that we’re being given.

MPAA Rating: unrated

Cast: Damon Gameau, Hugh Jackman, Stephen Fry, assorted experts, victims
Credits: Written and directed by Damon Gameau. A Samuel Goldwyn release.

Running time: 1:30

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “That Sugar Film”

Movie Review: “Jimmy’s Hall”

jim1
“Jimmy’s Hall” is an eye-opening period piece that takes us back to the dark days of the Irish Police State.
The British are non-entities in the post-Civil War Ireland of the 1930s. But the village that political exile Jimmy Gralton (Barry Ward) comes back to still has serious schisms and conflict. He’s a leftist, a union organizer, and “a communist” to the cranky old priest (Jim Norton) who makes it his business to keep Jimmy in line.
That should be no problem, as Jimmy’s agitating seems to have mellowed.
But the kids in the area are bored out of their skulls. Jimmy’s seen the big city (New York). He knows the latest dance steps, and none of this River Dancing nonsense. Won’t he reopen the old community center, Pearse Connolly Hall?
“We want to DANCE, Jimmy!”

jim2
That simple request in this pre-“Footloose” epoch opens Jimmy up to a world of abuse and opens every old wound of class warfare between the landed and the renters, backed by the IRA, between the theocratic Catholic Church and the government it backs, and Jimmy.

Because the Hall doesn’t just represent music and dancing. It’s about freedom, a place to meet, organize, debate, a place outside of the control of the Catholic Church, which, as the priest huffs, pretty much runs things in the Ireland of this era.
Leftist filmmaker Ken Loach (“The Wind that Shakes the Barley,” “Land Freedom”) sets up the conflict well, keeping his and the viewer’s outrage in check as the priest calls out the names of people who “dance” at the hall, teens are beaten by parents and the IRA tries to figure out which side to back in this skuffle.
There aren’t really any heroes here, as Gralton’s defiance has a simple, homey and inevitable feel and Ward underplays him — a man who has to keep his temper to stay in the country.
Even “the girl he left behind” element to this (mostly) true story (Simone Kirby) is conflicted, a married mother still drawn to her fiery first love, but not quite. Some of the edges are worn off the myopic priest, here and there, watering down the drama.
But Loach, a veteran of many an Irish-set film, captures the dozens of shades of green even in the nearly treeless hills of this corner of Ireland. And he makes his point with a minimum of fuss.
“Jimmy’s Hall” isn’t consequential or satisfying enough to rank among the best films about Irish politics during those formative years. But it does remind us of the sides people took, the powers given over to the church and the ways those powers were abused, even after the British Army marched north.

3stars2
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language and a scene of violence

Cast: Barry Ward, Simone Kirby, Jim Norton, Brían F. O’Byrne
Credits: Directed by Ken Loach, script by Paul Laverty based on a Donal O’Kelly play. A Sony Pictures Classics release.

Running time: 1:46

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Jimmy’s Hall”

Movie Review: “Call Me Lucky”

crimmins

“Call Me Lucky” is another of those “the funniest comic you never saw” documentaries. Guys like Bill Hicks have earned them over the years.
The bearish Bostonian Barry Crimmins is so unknown that it’s a bit of a shock to realize, a half hour into the film, that he’s still alive.
But he is. And still raging about politics, the Catholic Church, American culture, values and the inherent unfairness of the capitalist system.
One wag — and there are many wags, many comics who are fans — labels him a cross between “Noam Chomsky…and Bluto.”
Bobcat Goldthwait’s film is about a guy who was a mentor (Bobcat made up his first name in tribute to “The Bear Cat” Crimmins, no idea how he made up the last name) to a generation of comics, running comedy clubs in the small upstate New York town where Crimmins and Bobcat both grew up, and in Boston — goosing the Boston comedy scene until it produced Denis Leary, Steven Wright and others.
But that’s not the reason to see this film, loaded with testimonials, recollections and jokes — an early Crimmins line about being “hassled the other day. Got caught smuggling books into Kentucky.”
“Lucky” gets at the origins of Crimmins’ angry humor, his sizable beef with the Catholic Church and the cause which took him all the way to Capital Hill, testifying before Congress.
With a little luck, this movie could help him realize a lifelong dream — to be excommunicated from the church he grew up in. Maybe then this angry old recluse will have a little peace, even if he loses a little of what’s made him funny all these years.

3stars2

MPAA Rating: unrated, profanity

Cast: Barry Crimmins, Margaret Cho, Lenny Clarke, Steven Wright
Credits: Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait script by . An MPI release.

Running time: 1:46

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Call Me Lucky”

Movie Review: “The Seventh Dwarf”

dwarf
As important as it is to remember that there were fairytales before “The Disney Version,” there’s little else to recommend the German animated take on Snow White, “The Seventh Dwarf.”
For starters, it’s not about Snow White. She’s just a short-skirted tart who is the real heroine’s BFF. That would be Princess Rose (Peyton List), about the celebrate her 18th birthday.
But as Red Riding Hood TV covers the big party, Rose pricks her finger and dozes off, becoming Sleeping Beauty.
She needs a “Kiss of True Love” to rescue her. And the clumsy dwarfs –Speedy, et al, different names from the Disney take on the tale — have to save her, since Bobo, the youngest, pretty much caused this calamity.
Norm MacDonald voices a dragon — yeah, there’s a dragon in this one. And there are songs — forgettable ditties about how “It’s a Pretty Good Day for Cake.”
The computer animation is of the Pixar 1.0 variety — the message, “We’re small, but that means nothing at all.”
Which you could say about the movie, as well, a time-filler for bored 5 year-olds, nothing more.

1half-star

MPAA Rating: unrated, G-worthy

Cast: The voices of Peyton List, Norm MacDonald, Cameron Elvin, others
Credits: Directed by Boris Aljinovic, Harald Siepermann, script by Harald Siepermann, Daniel Welbat and Douglas Welbat. A Shout Factory release.

Running time: 1:27

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “The Seventh Dwarf”

Movie Review: “Best of Enemies”

ene

Listen children, to a story about those hallowed days before 24 hour cable news & opinion, before cable TV, even.
Americans watched political conventions, gavel to gavel, because the three broadcast networks insisted it was their civic duty.
And one year, third-place ABC brought in two smart, erudite patricians to bicker-ever-so-politely about the differences between the parties in the two-party state. They all-but-invented the “shouting heads” model of political argument that is the TV “news” rule almost 50 years later.
“Best of Enemies” is about that segment of 1968 convention coverage that ABC devoted to debates between conservative godfather William F. Buckley Jr. and gay novelist, gadfly and sometime politician Gore Vidal.
Or as Buckley called Vidal, “You queer,”
to Vidal calling Buckley, “a crypto-Nazi.”
In plummy locutions that reeked of class, breeding and mutual contempt, they went at it over who was “always to the right, always in the wrong” and who got his jollies by “being naughty.”
This bitterly breezy 87 minute film, co-directed by Morgan Neville (“20 Feet From Stardom”) and Robert Gordon (“Johnny Cash’s America”), uses the grainy TV footage of those personal/political arguments, interviews with the two lions’ respective biographers, relatives and friends (Dick Cavett is here) and media watchers such as the late Christopher Hitchens and NPR’s Brooke Gladstone to paint a lively, laugh-out-loud documentary about two titanic egos politely shouting each other down about the direction of America at its most divided — the Civil Rights Era/Vietnam War/Women’s Liberation/Drugs and Riots in the Streets ’60s. It got personal, profane and seriously entertaining.
Neither man ever quite got over the experience. John Lithgow reads from Vidal’s acidic memories of the debates, Kelsey Grammer delivers Buckley’s first-person embarrassment over them.
“Two visions of America” clashed, shared by the scary, bug-eyed Buckley of “The National Review,” and the vulpine, self-satisfied “Myra Breckinridge” author Vidal. The debates ebbed and flowed, from political commentary to bitter broadsides that started the “Culture Wars.”
And the viewer is left with one inescapable conclusion. Conservatives further to the right than Buckley could ever have dreamed control Congress. And gays, like Vidal, can get married. They both won.

3half-star
MPAA Rating: R for some sexual content/nudity and language

Cast: Gore Vidal, William F. Buckley Jr., Dick Cavett, Brooke Gladstone, the voices of Kelsey Grammer and John Lithgow
Credits: Written and directed by Robert Gordon, Morgan Neville. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:27

Posted in Reviews | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Best of Enemies”

Box Office: “Ant-Man” and “Pixels” neck and neck, “Southpaw lacks punch

boxoffice“Pixels,” a kid-friendly Adam Sandler comedy, won Friday at the box office. But some are projecting “Ant-Man,” also kid friendly, will have a bigger Saturday and thus take the weekend from the Sand-Man — a $26-$24 million finish, Deadline.com says.

I wonder if “Pixels” will fall off that much (it earned a healthy, but not exactly world-beating $9 million+ on Friday). I weould not be surprised if the vid-game actioner pulled out the win.

“Ant-Man” is the weakest Marvel offering…ever.. So we’ll see. Sandler’s audience has kind of aged out of the movie going habit, though if they have kids, his strategy has been, they’ll still show up.

“Southpaw” is doing OK for a boxing picture that doesn’t have “Rocky” in the title. $16 million or so. Jake G. is good in it, not “Night Crawler” good.

“Trainwreck” lost over 40% of its opening weekend audience. Have to wonder if having a nut shoot up a theater in Louisiana will suppress Amy Schumer’s unshameable slut comedy.

The teen romance “Paper Towns” opened OK, and will manage a healthy $15 million. Not exactly a big name cast, decent (barely) reviews.

“Mr. Holmes” cracked the top ten, Woody Allen’s “Irrational Man,” a dog, opened a little wider and is doing some business.

“Amy,” the best doc of the year (until “Best of Enemies” opens next weekend) is slip sliding away, like our memories of Amy Winehouse.

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Box Office: “Ant-Man” and “Pixels” neck and neck, “Southpaw lacks punch

Weekend Movies: “Pixels” pounded, split decision on “Southpaw”

ox2If it was up to movie critics, Adam Sandler’s movie career would be over. Not winding down. Not shrinking, which it has been. But dead. Done.

But it isn’t, so we all, we ALL, vented at the failings of “Pixels,” a movie that might have managed to be something better had Sandler and his cronies Kevin James, Nick Swardson and Dan Patrick not stunk it up. There are five Sandlers in the credits, BTW. He knows it’s near the end and he’s bringing the family.

It is kid friendly, 80s nostalgic and it has Peter Dinklage as a badass mullet-wearing gamer doing hard time, so it has its moments. All of them drowned by the presence of Sandler in the OTHER moments.

Jake Gyllenhaal is promoting the heck out of “Southpaw,” a gritty boxing picture that feels like a project Eminem might have managed, right after “8 Mile,” had he wanted a film career. Eminem might have been more believable as a street rat/orphan turned prize fighter. Mixed to negative reviews on that one.

The best reviewed wider although not WAY wide release is the Cobie Smulders pregnancy dramedy, “Unexpected.” Basically a Lifetime Original Movie with a little swearing. She and Gail Bean, the actress who plays her inner city teen student, pregnant (unexpected, both) at the same time are good in it.

Posted in Reviews | Comments Off on Weekend Movies: “Pixels” pounded, split decision on “Southpaw”

Movie Review: “Three and a Half Minutes,10 Bullets”

bul2It all happened so quickly. In under four minutes, two vehicles pulled up at a Jacksonville, Florida gas station, one person from each of those cars ducked inside for a purchase or a bathroom break, and all hell broke loose at back the pumps.
It was the 2012 “Loud Music Shooting” case, when a white man, later to use Florida’s infamous “Stand Your Ground” law as his defense, emptied his pistol into a Dodge Durango full of black teens who had their hip hop turned up too high.
The clumsily-but-accurately-titled “3 1/2 Minutes, 10 Bullets” reconstructs the court case that spun out of this tragedy. Using trial footage, police interrogation footage of the accused, Michael Dunn, snippets of recreations and interviews with those who knew Jordan Davis, the teen killed that night, writer-director Marc Silver has created a compelling if myopic narrative of a trial that drew international attention.
Ron Davis, Jordan’s dad, remembers his son one donning a hoodie and remarking how much he looked like earlier Florida “Stand Your Ground” victim Trayvon Martin. But there the similarity with the Martin case seems to end. Jordan grew up in a nice neighborhood. He and his friends were strangers to law enforcement, normal spirited teens who wound up gassing up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Silver confines himself to the trial mostly, showing an articulate prosecutor (John Guy) employing logic and righteousness in his persuasive arguments.
And then there’s Corey Strolla, the defense attorney, expertly planting the seeds of doubt in the jury’s minds, and in ours. Jordan had a temper. He was a typical mouthy teen. His client feared for his safety.
But the star of this show is Dunn himself — not interviewed for the film, but heard on jailhouse recordings of conversations with his fiance, the woman who went into that convenience store to buy wine. Dunn insists to her, and by extension the world, that “I’m not racist. THEY’re racist…I’m the victim here.”
The narrowed focus fits the subject. This never seemed as complex a case as the Trayvon Martin shooting, so following a family “seeking justice” through the courts should have been enough.
But the very “slam dunk” nature of the case in the court of public opinion makes “3 1/2 Minutes, 10 Bullets” drag along and feel incomplete as it does. A law was on trial, and the more clear-headed local talk radio folk we overhear see that and fret about the consequences of a “Not Guilty” verdict. “Stand Your Ground” seems like “self defense” with a little something extra added on.
And “Stand Your Ground” is still with us., even if Jordan Davis is not.

2half-star6
MPAA Rating: unrated, with descriptions of violence, profanity

Cast: Michael Dunn, Lucia McBath, Ron Davis, Tevin Thompson, Tommie Stornes, Leland Brunson, John Guy
Credits: Written and directed by Marc Silver. A Participant release.

Running time: 1:30

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Three and a Half Minutes,10 Bullets”

The Short film that “Pixels” is based on is here

Let’s do some good here. Let’s watch Patrick Jean’s arresting 2:44 short from a few years ago that was the inspiration for the Adam Sandler disaster that critics are tearing apart here, at Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.

Here is the ORIGINAL “Pixels,” in all its low-fi/DIY glory.

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on The Short film that “Pixels” is based on is here

Movie Review: “Pixels” suggests it’s “Game Over” for Adam Sandler

ox2For 15 or so glorious minutes, Peter Dinklage takes over and hilariously dominates “Pixels,” an Adam Sandler comedy saddled with the wrong star.
For four or five minutes, here and there, Josh Gad dials up the wacky.
And “Pixels,” a comedy about 1980s video arcade kings who learn their “useless” skills and life-wasting obsession are the only thing that can save the Earth when video game villains of alien origin menace the planet, isn’t the worst idea (from a Patrick Jean short film) for a Sand-man comedy. It’s kid-friendly and goofy and like Sandler, oh-so-80s.
But building it around Sandler, his tired wig and exhausted shtick — his character’s go-to joke is noting how this woman looks like Gandalf, that kid like Harry Potter or that military man reminds him of a movie character — “Lighten up, General Zod” — was a mistake. You can tell that much, just from the commercials and trailers.
The kid-friendly Chris Columbus, of “Home Alone/Harry Potter” fame, sets this up with an adorably retro 1982 introduction. Kids gather at a new local arcade for a championship face-off. Kiddie versions of Sam (soon to be Sandler), Fireblaster Eddie (Andrew Bambridge, very good at channeling the young Dinklage) and Ludlow (Gad as an adult) trash talk and battle it out over “Space Invaders,” “Asteroids” and “Donkey Kong.”
That event, we are told, is being videotaped as a representative moment of the culture — like the mullet haircut Fireblaster sports. NASA is sending it into space on a probe.
Cut to 30some years later, and the game Galaga attacks a U.S. military base in Guam. Aliens have seen the probe and challenged Earth to a do-or-die series of matches. Only the bumbling president (Kevin James) sees this. Only his childhood pal, Sam, now a home electronics installer, can save us. Well, Sam and the conspiracy nut formerly known as “Wonder Boy” (Gad) and the swaggering scam artist and King of Donkey Kong, Fireblaster (Dinklage), now in prison.
Michelle Monaghan plays a military officer at the White House and love interest for Sam, Brian Cox is head of the Joint Chiefs, Sean Bean shows up as a no-nonsense Brit, Jane Krakowski has nothing to do as First Lady and assorted Sandler hangers-on (Dan Patrick, shameless) pop in for jokes that don’t work.

pix1
The way the aliens communicate with us — their death threats delivered in altered video featuring icons of the ’80s — Reagan, Madonna, Hall & Oates — is a hoot.
Gad’s bipolar Ludlow gets off a few zingers — barking at Navy SEALS.
“Are you SOLDIERS, or the cast of ‘Magic Mike’?”
But the reason “Pixels” exists is for that magic 15 minutes when they find Fireblaster in prison, where Dinkage swaggers into the frame and negotiates the terms of his help — “my own island” and a White House Lincoln bedroom “sandwich” with Serena Williams and Martha Stewart. A visual you won’t forget — Dinklage, in a Mini Cooper S, facing down a gigantic Pacman in the streets of New York.
The 3D adds little, and the hallmarks of the Chris Columbus directing “style” are generic unevenness and luck. With a little of the latter, this could be a huge hit. But with a better star, sharper script and more Dinklage, it could have been a champ. Failing that, “Pixels” feels like “Game over.”

1half-star
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some language and suggestive comments

Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Monaghan, Josh Gad
Credits: Directed by Chris Columbus, script by Tim Herlihy and
Timothy Dowling . A Columbia/Sony release.

Running time: 1:45

Posted in Reviews | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Pixels” suggests it’s “Game Over” for Adam Sandler