Movie Review: “The Intern”

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“I hate girls who cry at work,” a character weeps in the two-hour-long comedy “The Intern.”

So do I. You’d have to go back to an era when female office workers called each other “girls” to find that appropriate.

But writer-director Nancy “Something’s Gotta Give” Meyers is a woman and one old enough to be nostalgic for those days. Thus, her retro– and every bit of two hours long — romantic comedy, “The Intern.”

It’s about a 70 year-old retired and widowed veteran of the phone book (advertising) trade who takes part in a “senior” internship program at a fast-paced online clothing start-up called “About the Fit.”

Jules (Anne Hathaway) runs it. And weeps. Good thing Ben (DeNiro) is in the office to lend her something.

“The best reason to carry a handkerchief is to lend it!”

Ben is Old School Cool, to Jules. Not at first, of course. This non-rom-con doesn’t promise our stars a moment in the clinches at the finale. But our “couple” “meet cute,” and have lots of obstacles on the way to understanding. Such as, Jules cannot stand this “too observant” and too worldwise senior working as her assistant.

Because she’s under a lot of stress. Her investors want to appoint a more adult CEO over her, in essence demoting her at this too-too successful start-up that was her brainchild.

When Meyers has Jules weep at the idea, you get the point that maybe the (unseen) board of directors has a point. She’s 30something, a raving success, and still crying on the job.

Anders Holm plays the stay-at-home husband she’s neglecting, a modern twist on a hoary movie plot device.

Zack Pearlman, Adam Devine and Jason Orley are  nerd stereotypes guys who need lessons from a grownup about how to be men. Ben is the man for that job, be it work ethos (“Can’t leave before the boss leaves.”) or dating lessons, how to read a lease or how to dress.

“Why doesn’t anyone tuck anything IN any more?”

Ben, who calls Jules “Boss,” who dresses immaculately and offers discrete advice when asked and has a few second act secrets to reveal to make him more interesting, isn’t much of a challenge for DeNiro. He’s meant to embody history, experience, confidence and competence, and he does.

“I feel like everybody’s uncle around here.”

Hathaway has played this sort of pale young fish out of water before.

But there’s no edge to any character in the movie. The prospective CEOs that Jules auditions offend her in this way or that. But Meyers doesn’t show them.

Meyers can be praised for striking a generational blow for gentility, kindness and dressing to impress. And Hathaway and DeNiro make this tries-too-hard tripe sing. Or at least hum along.

But even a deft and hilarious non-rom-con starts to annoy when it closes in on the two hour mark.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some suggestive content and brief strong language

Cast: Robert DeNiro, Anne Hathaway, Rene Russo, Anders Holm.
Credits: Written and directed by Nancy Meyers. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:01

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Movie Review: “Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos”

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Here in Los Estados Unidos, there’s usually a clear boundary between cartoons for kids and what we’d call “adult entertainment.”

So this Mexican cartoon, in Spanish with English subtitles, is racy enough to count as a bit of culture clash. How young, exactly, do they teach kids testicle puns and stripper/massage “Happy Ending” jokes South of the Border?

“Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos” — don’t believe what the studio Pantelion says is the translation of that, just “A Rooster with Many Eggs” — is a Mexican cartoon with talking, wise-cracking and winking eggs, a plucky-clucky musical whose egg-to-rooster hero, Toto, must prove himself in the cockfighting pit in front of a crowd of plump, gross, “Sabado Gigante” watching Mexican stereotypes.

And the real title? “A Rooster with Many/Big Balls?” Why, it’s enough to make Donald Trump blush.

It’s a tale of a little rooster (voiced by Bruno Bichir) who must “learn to fly” to save the ranch and the little old lady who runs it from an unscrupulous, rapacious operator (voiced by Sergio Sendel) who also loves cockfighting.

In the movie, the cocks fight without blood, razor spurs, death, and brutality of the real sport. They wear gloves. And mouth-guards.

“Oye, I’ve lost my beak-guard!” (in Spanish, with English subtitles).

The film itself is a reasonably polished (Pixar 1.0, say) flash-animated tale where the talking eggs look like the M&Ms from those animated commercials, a movie with tunes and lots of jokey riffs on riffs on Norteamericano action pictures and Warner Brothers cartoons.

It’s rarely funny, never rising to the level of cute. The characters are aimed at kids, the gags over their heads. I could see this being a laugh riot at a drunken, end-of-term ESL class party. Not that 11 year old Spanish speaking boys won’t giggle and giggle at the many huevos puns.

But from the moment an egg loses his helmet, revealing his afro, to which his lady-egg friend exclaims, “I love hairy eggs (eggs are testicles, remember),” you should know you’ve taken your little darlings to something more suited to high school sophomores than wee ninos.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for suggestive content and sexual references)

Cast: The voices of Bruno Bichir, Angelica Vale, Omar Chaparro
Credits: Written and directed by Babriel Riva, Palacio Alatriste

A Pantelion release.

Running time: 1:33

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Movie Review — “Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead : The Story of the National Lampoon”

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Satire, parody, racist skewerings of racism, sacred cows slaughtered, silly slides down the slippery slope into Anti-Semitism.

And breasts. Lots and lots of breasts!

That was National Lampoon in its heyday, an R-Rated Mad Magazine, a pervier Playboy (all in good fun), an Esquire with laughs.

The writers who started it kicked off “Saturday Night Live” and conquered Hollywood. The actors cast on their stage shows, albums and “National Lampoon Radio Hour,” almost to a one, became the superstars of a generation.

“They became all of modern comedy,” Judd Apatow, a childhood fan, puts it. And he’s right.

And a lot of them finished with a flourish. They died, young. Or young-ish. — Belushi and Kenney, Radner and Chase.

Well, not Chevy Chase. He’s still around. And he’s never been more humble, heartfelt and self-effacing than he is in “Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon.” It’s where his best-friend Kenney was co-founder and drug-addled guiding light. It’s where Chase got his big break.

It was a magazine — remember those? A humor mag for clever collegians, or collegians who thought they were clever, a 1970s through 1990s spinoff of The Harvard Lampoon.

Douglas Tirola’s laugh-out-loud documentary earns its laughs the old-fashioned way. It borrows them from others. He replays the classic “Radio Hour” bits, the profane and profoundly silly LP riffs, and blasts of unfiltered wit from the cast of the Woodstock-parody stage show “Lemmings,” along with the movies that spun out of magazine essays (John Hughes’ “Vacation ’58” led to all those “Vacation” movies).

Chevy Chase remembers his best-friend, Doug Kenney, the stoned Ivy Leaguer who co-founded the magazine in 1970. Kenney’s youth was recycled into “Caddyshack,” but that came later.

First came a magazine that took an Adolf Hitler look-alike to the Tropics for a photo essay, “Stranger in Paradise,” found humor in The Greatest Story Ever Told by revealing “The Story of Jessica Christ,” that repackaged and rebranded the KKK as “The Ku Klux…Can!”

Original “SNL” writer Michael O’Donahue (“Mr. Mike” in the early years) is remembered as “an angry bunny” during his Lampoon stint. Art director Michael Gross earns his due as the designer who made it all look so grownup, slick and sophisticated.

Tirola, building his film on the 2010 Rick Meyerowitz book, makes the connection between Second City improv comedy and the Lampoon players, and how they all — the Murray Brothers,Chase, Harold Ramis, Gilda Radner, Belushi, et. al. — graduated to “Saturday Night Live”, “SCTV”, “The Simpsons” and the movies.

Kevin Bacon, Tim Matheson, John Landis and Ivan Reitman (along with Sean Daniels of Universal) remember the road to “Animal House.”

And every so often, a female writer who worked at the mag reminds us it wasn’t ENTIRELY the frat boys’ club it most certainly came off as.

Tirola misses some context. The surrealistic Lampoon brand of comedy popped into being, magically, AFTER San Francisco’s surreal Firesign Theatre and Britain’s Monty Python. With established comics like the Brit Tony Hendra on board at the founding, that’s a major omission. This sort of comedy was in the air in that era, and Lampoon owed more to those two companies than its stuffy Harvard incarnation.

But the film traces the magazine to its peak, follows it into the P.J. O’Rourke era (decline) as much of its talent was siphoned away by Hollywood.

And the genius behind the scenes gets his due. Matty Simmons wase the newspaper, magazine and TV veteran who published the magazine, tagged many of its best ideas for film treatment, and moved the “comedy empire” into radio, albums and stage productions. He built a brand that outlived — a bit — the magazine that spawned it.

But hey kids, who remembers any of that now?

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with drug use, profanity

Cast: Tony Hedra, P.J. O’Rourke, Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase, Judd Apatow, John Landis, Ivan Reitman,
Credits: Directed by Douglas Tirola. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Review: “Captive”

capFilmdom’s re-discovery of the religious audience has led to something of a boom in faith-based films, with titles from “God’s Not Dead” to “Heaven is for Real,” “War Room” and “90 Seconds in Heaven” finding an audience, in some cases, a large one.

Period pieces with big name actors (“Risen,””The Young Messiah”) and big studios behind them are in the works.

But you can’t quite call it a “golden age,” as, for the most part, the films are simplistic sermons, with weak casts often working with dull, tin-eared scripts, middling directors and zero production values.  For every “Noble,” there are three “Little Boys” or “Beyond the Masks” or “Old Fashioneds.”

Paramount’s “Captive” is a faith-based thriller built on a couple of very good performances and a real-life hostage situation. It’s got violence and tension, brittle, profanity free dialogue. It’s even Oprah-approved (she turns up in the closing credits).

Strip away the religious elements — it’s basically a weak, no-ending informercial for Pastor Rick Warren’s “The Purpose Filled Life” — and it’s a better-than-average Lifetime Original movie with unusually good players.

Kate Mara (“Shooter” and TV’s “Shooter”) is Ashley, an Atlanta area methhead trying to get clean enough to regain custody of her five year-old daughter. The kid tells her “I’ll say my prayers for you,” even if the aunt (Mimi Rogers) caring for the child is skeptical waitress Ashley will get it together.

Whatever you do, Ashley, don’t miss tomorrow’s Mother-Daughter fashion show at school!

David Oyelowo (“Selma,””The Butler”) is Brian Nichols, a cunning sociopath who lets us see his eyes wander through the escape he sees laid before him when he’s brought to the courthouse. He doesn’t talk,  doesn’t betray emotion as he overpowers a guard, gets his hands on a gun, shoots his way into a courtroom and kills cops and a judge.

Nichols is a monster.

Veteran TV director Jerry Jameson, whose credits stretch back to “Mayberry, R.F.D.”, gives Brian Bird’s script some pop as he stages the parallel paths the murderer and the methhead take toward each other. Nichols carjacks his way to Duluth, Ashley is merely a target of opportunity.

There’s a race fear component to this story, with Oyelowo managing the menace necessary to create a character we fear will rape Ashley after a day of killing. Not that this would make much sense. Nichols is delusional, blaming others for trying to keep him down.

That’s once he starts talking. Reluctantly. But Ashley knows enough to try and engage her kidnapper in conversation. You’re less likely to slaughter someone who creates empathy in you.

“My family don’t listen to me, either,” she says, at the vivid descriptions of Nichols’ violent history on the TV news.

“That’s good to know,” he snaps back at her.

As escape seems impossible, she reaches for that book, and Nichols (who dips into her meth supply) insists she read to him. Thus begins the infomercial part of the film, the weakest link in it.

Whatever power this piece of writing had over the two of them, “Captive” fails to capture the magic, hope or whatever made it a best seller. That is a failing of the script, though perhaps Warren’s Biblical self-help tome lacks the poetry to manage that. Was it an “Oprah’s Book Club” selection? It feels like it.

“Captive” tends to unravel on this logical lapse, delivering a real-life ending that the film (not reality) fails to justify. As good as Mara, Oyelowo, Michael Kenneth Williams (as the cop chasing Nichols) are, as well-found as the ticking clock/closing net elements of this chase picture are, the faith-based kicker lets it down.

Not on principle, but in execution.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for mature thematic elements involving violence and substance abuse

Cast: Kate Mara, David Oyelowo  Michael Kenneth Williams, Mimi Rogers, Leonor Varela
Credits: Directed by Jerry Jameson. Script by Brian Bird, based on the Ashley Smith book. A Paramount release.

Running time: 1:37

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Box Office: “Scorch Trials” whacks “Black Mass,” “Everest” dominates per-screen average

boxThe weary YA audience must be running out of allowance money, as the middling “Maze Runner” sequel isn’t making the money the middling “Hunger Games” or “Divergent” sequels have managed.

Maybe if they’d built their franchise around a terrific young actress instead of decent young actors.

Deadline.com is calling it a $30 million weekend for “The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials.” Not bad, but hardly great. It may have a better Saturday than Friday, but maybe not.

“Black Mass” shows that there’s life in Johnny Depp beyond Captain Jack. The solid, well-reviewed bio-pic of murderous mahb-stuh Whitey Bulger will have just under $25 million, if early projections hold up. That number could spike a bit.

Universal’s epic IMAX 3D experience “Everest” is winning the per screen average, managing almost $6 million on 500 or so screens.

“War Room” dominated the doldrums of late summer, and has added hundreds of screens every weekend accordingly. But the faith-based drama with the bad reviews lost a lot of audience and many places in the box office race, despite adding 300 screens. Might be gassed.

“Captive” is the new faith-based film this week, a fact-based thriller. Only 800 screens, for starters. It’s doing “90 Minutes in Heaven” numbers. Not great. “Heaven” nosedived out of the top ten, “Captive” just cracked it.

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Weekend Reviews: See “Black Mass,” “Everest,” skip “Scorch Trials”

cranksAn avid fan of “The Maze Runner,” presumably that rare tween/teen too young or too hip to have seen the nuclear “Saturday Night Live” takedown of that first film and its ilk, could be excused for high-fiving his or her fellow travelers this week. Getting all “psyched” for the sequel.

Because hey, “The Scorch Trials” was earning rave reviews. Up until Wed. PM.

Because hey kids, those were AUSTRALIAN and New Zealand notices, mostly. And they’re all fanboys Down Under. Apparently.

Once the killjoy Grownups weighed in (Guilty), well, and the jig’s up.

The pans have been piling up ever since. A little better than the original, still devolves into yet another mindless zombie picture.

But this is a weekend to celebrate, despite that. It’s the first weekend of “Fall movies” — better stories, better acted, awards contending dramas, thrillers, etc.

“Black Mass” maybe will give Johnny Depp a shot at the Oscar. He’s quite good, even if he doesn’t manage the South Boston accent. Good to quite good reviews for this one. Solid, entertaining enough. “‘Departed’ Lite,” I’d say.

“Everest” is a considerably more involving just-the-facts drama built around the “Into Thing Air” mountain climbing disaster. It doesn’t pull punches, and hits you in the face (IMAX 3D) with the wind, the ice, the chasms. And in the gut, too, with some genuine emotion for those who tried to save others and gave their lives in the process.  Good reviews for this one.

And “Pawn Sacrifice” gives us Tobey Maguire as the volatile nutjob/bad sport Bobby Fischer and Liev Schreiber as the rock star chessman brought low by having to play him for the world championship. Fascinating Cold War history, great character studies. Good reviews for this one, too.

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Movie Review — “The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials”

scorchThe “Maze Runner” sequel, “The Scorch Trials,” starts at a sprint and hurtles at us for a good long, stretch, before it stops to catch its breath.
The conspiracy grows deeper even as the mystery unravels. The chases, brawls and gunfights are more intense, the cast broader, with more “name” players adding credibility.
But it runs out of gas at about the time it starts to look like just another riff on the zombie movie. And there’s nothing that happens after that — new characters, big action flourishes — that can jolt this middle film in the trilogy to life.
Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) and his fellow survivors of “The Glade” are back. They were tested by that first deadly maze, and there are more mazes here, though they’re not identified as such. They’re put into the barracks of a fortress, to be trained. For something. By the not-quite-confidence-inspiring Janson (Aiden Gillen). Thomas is the one who listens to the hooded, guarded Aris (Jacob Lofland).
Something isn’t quite right, here. And it smells “wicked” (WCKD).
Patricia Clarkson is in charge of the World In Catastrophe: Killzone Experiment Department. She has plans for these kids. “Coma” plans, for those who know their sci-fi.
Thomas must lead his crew — Minho (Ki Hong Lee), Newt (Thomas Brodie-Sangster), Teresa (Kaya Scodelario), Frypan (Dexter Darden) and Winston (Alexander Flores) — out of the desert fortress, into “The Scorch,” the sand-covered wasteland that surrounds it. He must find those in revolt against WCKD.
“You kids wouldn’t last one day in The Scorch!”
Not only is the environment unforgiving, but the zombies infected by The Flare are everywhere. Fast-moving zombies. And they’re hungry.
Giancarlo Esposito and Rosa Salazar play characters who have formed an outlaw collective for self-preservation in the ruins. Alan Tudyck presides over a party at the end of civilization. Barry Pepper and Lili Taylor show up later.
And all the while, Thomas & Friends are on the run — from WCKD hunters and zombies (  called “cranks” here) and others who mean them harm.
The dystopian production design is of a higher order in this second film. That and the action beats give us hope that this overlong actioner (2:11 seems 30 minutes heavy) will skate by on excitement. The script, based on James Dashner’s ridiculously derivative novel, is not.
“Hope is a dangerous thing!”
Tudyck is the most colorful of the new characters. Esposito (TV’s “Revolution”) has played too many versions of this end-of-the-world might-be-villain to make this one stand out.
Clarkson has a mincing, bureaucratic menace about her. But we’ve seen this character before, too.

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The original “Maze Runner” prompted a scorching “Saturday Night Live” parody that hit all the marks in how these teens-save-civilization pictures, from “The Hunger Games” to “Enders Game,” “Divergent” to “The Gift,” share. It’s a simple formula, one which reveals itself even to its teen target audience while binge watching these copycats.
But nobody’s abandoning it, not while these movies — repetitive though they are — are making a mint.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for extended sequences of violence and action, some thematic elements, substance use and language

Cast: Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Rosa Salazar, Ki Hong Lee, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Patricia Clarkson, Giancarlo Esposito, Barry Pepper, Lili Taylor, Alan Tudyck
Credits: Directed by Wes Ball, script by T.S. Nowlin, based on the James Dashner novel. A Fox release.

Running time: 2:11

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Movie Review: “Everest”

ev2This is what filmed spectacle used to look like — a  trip to a place or time most of us could never see, high drama built on the fissures of human nature, where the menaces come from our flaws, our hubris and unforgiving nature itself.

The most special “special effect” of “Everest” is the gigantic mountain itself — so absurdly imposing it can seem digitally created, even in scenes where it’s not.

“Everest” is about that infamous 1996 climbing disaster on Mount Everest, when the burgeoning business of escorting well-heeled climbers to the most forbidding and previously exclusive mountaintop on Earth got its comeuppance, courtesy of Mother Nature.

Jason Clarke (“Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”) is Rob Hall, the New Zealander who invented this “Nanny Mountaineering.” For a big fee, he and his team would give climbers with deep pockets a chance to cross the ultimate Adventure Vacation off their bucket list.

The people in his group weren’t novices. But the Rich Texan (Josh Brolin), the spend-it-all-on-this-trip mailman (John Hawkes), the Japanese woman collecting ascents to the Seven Highest Peaks on Earth (Naoko Mori) would need help, a LOT of help — oxygen tanks planted at points on the way, ladders hung and ropes strung by Sherpas, porters and professional mountaineers, guides to push and pull them and hold their hands.

Like Scott Fischer (Jake Gyllenhaal), a cheery, swaggering competitor who liked his drink and had yet to find his limits of endurance. Scott was dragging his own paid entourage of vanity climbers to Everest, as were many others in that spring of 1996.

The script, by “Gladiator” vet William Nicholson and “Slumdog Millionaire” writer Simon Beaufoy, sets up the backstories — the pregnant wife (Keira Knightley) waiting for Rob to come home, the nonplussed Peaches (Robin Wright) at home in Texas with the kids as her money-makes-me-immortal husband, Beck (Brolin) indulges one last great adventure.

Icelandic director Baltasar Kormakur (“Contraband”) takes the screen time to let us absorb a little of exotic Nepal — crowded cities, ancient monasteries and breathtaking mountain vistas and high suspension bridges are just appetizers for the real treat — Everest itself.

And then the test itself, Everest, climbed methodically, scientifically, by teams that train for the thin air that client and magazine reporter Jon Krakauer (Michael Kelly) will immortalize in his book, “Into Thin Air.”

If there’s a weakness to the script, it’s the way everything is underlined as “foreshadowing.” Whoa, that Russian guide doesn’t believe in packing oxygen up there because no one who can’t handle the altitude should be there? Sherpas showing a competitive streak? Scott’s mania for pushing himself to absurd extremes? Rob’s “promise” and financial obligation to get this person or that one to the top? The traffic jams that the many competing teams/guides create on the mountain?

And for all that goes terribly wrong, all the superhuman efforts called for and the fury at others’ ineptitude, there’s no swearing. What, nobody cursed a blue streak at his bad luck or bad climbing mates?

The word the ancients built many a classic drama around — “hubris” — hangs over “Everest.” These weren’t bad people, or even careless ones. But to a one, they were shortsighted, arrogant and self-absorbed. Picking out the weak links in the chain, the ones who will fail when the chips are down and the winds are up, is totally absorbing.

The mystery — for those who don’t remember the large format science museum movie about this event, or Krakauer’s book — is who will survive, and who won’t?

Sam Worthington took a smaller role as a guide pitching in to manage the mess when it starts to unfold. Guy is one of many characters to use that fatalistic phrase — “Your call” — when leaving it to people to accept responsibility for their own fates.

Clarke gives Hall a nobility, but lets us see the gambles and compromises he feels, as a businessman, that he needs to make.  Brolin gives a soft edge to Beck, a character who could easily have been pitched as a brash Texas caricature (lawyers be damned).

Knightley, Watson and Wright deliver pathos to a story that could easily take on the shrug of “Well, what did they think would happen, spending their money to knock on death’s door?”

But I particularly liked the way the Outside Magazine writer Krakauer comes off. He is more than the observer he was in the magazine and the best-selling book “Into Thin Air.”  Here, he’s a catalyst — a willing or unwilling one. When base camp director Helen (Emily Watson) ponders the bad events leading up to the tragedy, she frets over appearances.

“What’s Jon Krakauer going to say about that” in Outside Magazine?

And when the chips were down, the seen-it/done-it-all rock star outdoor writer comes off as human, not heroic.

Which is perhaps the moral to this intimate, large-scale epic. There’s facing the end with dignity and grace and fatalism. But for most of us, that’s a reach. Especially when all we’re doing is risking our lives and others’ lives for bragging rights, the chance to say, “for the rest of your life, ‘He’s the guy who climbed Everest.'”

3half-star

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MPAA Rating:PG-13 for intense peril and disturbing images

Cast: Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, Robin Wright, John Hawke, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emily Watson, Keira Knightley, Sam Worthington, Naoko Mori

Credits: Directed by Baltasar Kormakur, script by William Nicholson and Simon Beaufoy. A Universal release.

Running time: 2:01

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Movie Review: “Black Mass”

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Can Johnny Depp still surprise us? After all these years, all those earrings, all that “Yo ho ho,” can he still deliver, as an actor?

The answer that “Black Mass” gives us is “Yes.” As Boston mobster James “Whitey” Bulger,” he never gets the “Southie” accent. The contact lenses that render his eyes gunmetal grey never cease to startle.

And truth be told, this character is never much more than Jack Nicholson in “The Departed,” Jack-lite, just as the movie lacks the artistry and Scorsese tension to be anything other than “Son of the Departed.”

But within moments of his arrival on the screen, Depp makes us forget that’s him underneath the slicked back white hair. He becomes this monster of monsters, a mobster who reminds us that there’s nothing glamorous about “Thug Life,” nothing romantic about stone cold criminals who turn their limited intellects toward the illegal, whose sole “code” is self-preservation.

That’s not the way F.B.I. Agent John Connolly (Joel Edgerton of “The Gift”) sees this world. A fellow Southie boy “who made good,” he figures “blood, honor and loyalty” are what matter the most in life. So he approaches his old friend with a proposition.

“We all need friends, Jimmy. Even you.”

Jimmy/Whitey, a cold-blooded killer and low-rent Southie hoodlum, will be an informant for the F.B.I. He’ll help them fight “the REAL enemy,” the Mafia. Or as the Feds and mobsters alike call them, “the Wops, the Dagoes.” Hey, they’re just making the world safe for Micks, right?

That’s in 1975. Thus begins Bulger’s rise, climbing up over the bodies of his rivals — some of whom he kills, some of whom the Feds take down, perhaps thanks to his inside information.

Director Scott Cooper (“Crazy Heart”) delivers the doubters — Kevin Bacon is the F.B.I. boss who questions Bulger’s value (his intel was useless) and wonders what deal with the Devil they’ve made. Adam Scott plays another agent cowed by Connolly’s insistence that Bulger is their savior.

Edgerton has the most interesting part to play, that of a man whose “good” intentions are quickly perverted, who lost sight of the mission as he went deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole.

The Robin Hood touches given Bulger — he was nice to little old ladies, let his mother beat him at gin rummy — don’t for a second humanize him. A father, he lectures his little son on how to settle a grudge with a classmate.

“If nobody sees it, it didn’t happen.”

Dakota Johnson plays the baby mama. Even she’s afraid of Whitey, or of calling him “Whitey.”

Benedict Cumberbatch keeps the cards close to the vest as Bulger’s very public and politically powerful brother Billy, long-untouchable in Boston even as Whitey’s depredations grew in notoriety.

There’s little detail of Bulger’s growing power and control of the drug trade, just a hint of his arming the I.R.A. and a mania for self-preservation. You mention his name in a police interrogation, you’re dead. Because Connolly was doing everything he could to preserve his “informant.” Including handing Bulger the names of “rats.”

Cooper gives us Scorsese-serious mugs in a lot of supporting roles. Guys like Jesse Plemons were born to play enforcers of the Irish variety. These guys had none of the garish style or media-friendly panache of the “Teflon Don” and his ilk.

But there’s no real style to the film, little of the urgency of “The Departed.” Cooper’s killings are abrupt, just a trip to “The Bulger Burial Ground,” a sudden strangulation or shooting.

Most of these guys seem too old to play their roles (Peter Sarsgaard is a stoner-impulsive Miami hitman). Corey Stoll is nicely impatient as a new federal prosecutor not Irish and not enamored of this “source” that he thinks should be in jail.

And Juno Temple should fire the agent who keeps getting her cast as hookers.

But Cooper keeps the tale on solid, factual footing. And Depp, in a performance that doesn’t quite sing “Oscar nomination,” strips away the glam and delivers the dirt.

The “banality of evil” was never so hypocritical, so banal and so evil.

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MPAA Rating: R for brutal violence, language throughout, some sexual references and brief drug use

Cast: Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dakota Johnson, Kevin Bacon, Peter Sarsgaard
Credits: Directed by Scott Cooper, script by Mark Mallouk  and Jez Butterworth, . A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:02

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Movie Review: “Pawn Sacrifice”

pwwAmericans with any pop culture mileage at all remember the story of a chess player winning the Cold War. It’s right up there with a hockey team winning the Cold War, and Olympic officials and a basketball team losing it within the American myth.
This was “Bobby Fischer vs. The World,” as a recent documentary about the event named it. And so it was, a volatile, almost-certainly-mad scientist of the chess board, battling his demons, chess officialdom, the Russians and their champion, Boris Spassky. He could have lost to any one, or all of them, at any time.
“Pawn Sacrifice” gives us a wild-eyed Tobey Maguire as Fischer, a cocky young champion whose paranoia and poor sportsmanship grew with every passing day. It’s a brilliant performance, thanks in part to how Fischer is explained by his coach/second, a priest played by Peter Sarsgaard.
“This game, it’s a rabbit hole,” he says to Bobby’s fan-manager (Michael Stuhlbarg of “A Serious Man”). It will “take you very close to the edge.”
In Edward Zwick’s film, Maguire goes to that edge and others explain how his version of Fischer got to where he is. He was the child of a single mom, a brilliant, Swiss-born Jewish communist (played by Robin Weigert). Her son grew up to be a virulent anti-communist and raving Anti-Semite and something of a misogynist.
But that came later. First came glory, titles and championships in his teens, a shot at the Soviets, who ruled chess for decades, passing it off as proof of “Soviet intellectual superiority.”
Manager Paul Marshall (Stuhlbarg) comes along to help Fischer capitalize on his success, and make his confrontation with The Evil Empire happen.
“I’d like a front-row seat when the good guys win!”
Father Bill Lombardy (Sarsgaard) is the hard-drinking, swearing ex-chess champ priest Bobby wants as his second, a guy with a limited tolerance for Fischer’s mood swings and tantrums. Sarsgaard sells the “magic” in Fischer’s playing with just a look, with a role that has his character explaining the game and the temperament to the audience.
It’s a trifle anti-climactic, and a little on-the-nose in the ways it uses period pop music to underscore (heavy handedly) the big moments. Zwick kind of blows the presentation of “the greatest game ever played.”

But “Pawn Sacrifice” is very good, almost the first great movie of the fall.
And for me, it’s Liev Schreiber who makes it so. As the gimlet-eyed rock-star Spassky, he has impeccable manners, swagger and the confidence of a man sure he will crush this wack-job across the table in Reykjavik, Iceland.
Schreiber effortlessly gets all that across, plus this. He lets us feel how unnerving it must have been to sit down at a chess board with a madman. There’s unease in his eyes. And defiance, before his shoulders sag into resignation. Fischer must have worn on people just this way.
As volcanic as Maguire needs to be, it’s those who react to Fischer most tellingly — Sarsgaard’s priest, and Schreiber’s Spassky — that make “Pawn Sacrifice” the gripping and entertaining history lesson that it is.

3stars2

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for brief strong language, some sexual content and historical smoking

Cast: Tobey Maguire, Liev Schreiber, Robin Wiegert, Peter Sarsgaard, Michael Stuhlbarg
Credits: Directed by Edward Zwick, script by Steven Knight. A Bleecker Street release.

Running time: 1:54

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