They gave an Oscar to everybody’s favorite “Goonie” and “Short Round,” Ke Huy Quan.

But will he be a box office draw? I am in an empty cinema opening night for Universal’s action comedy for V Day. Never a good sign.

Maybe the “Let’s keep lobbying for a ‘Goonies’ sequel” crowd will show up. Somewhere. The “Love Hurts” movie? My review is here.