Movie Preview: Nicolas Cage in a murderous carnival funhouse? “Willy’s Wonderland”

Coming next year. No doubt after a full length trailer has been whipped up in addition to this taunting teaser.

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Movie Review: Tamil romance takes a Transgender Turn in Toronto — “Roobha”

“Roobha” is a Canadian drama that gives a transgender romance and its fallout a South Asian touch, set as it is among Toronto’s Tamil community. It poetically folds Hindu myth into a story of self-discovery, “coming out” and finding oneself and love, a journey that is a rocky road indeed in Levin M. Sivan’s film.

Anthony has gambled everything on owning a neighborhood bar, the Music Box. But it’s failing, as is his health. He’s ignoring doctor’s orders about smoking and drinking, two hazards of his profession. But he’s meeting his obligations to his wife and two children, even as he lies to them about how things are.

Roobha is the name of an attractive sex worker who comes in to the otherwise quiet bar with her “sisters” after hours. There’s chemistry and a tentative flirtation between bartender and umbrella drink fan.

Does Roobha think Anthony knows? Does Anthony know to look for the Adam’s Apple give-away? For that matter, does he know how Roobha keeps a cheap motel roof over her head?

Sivam’s film, based on a story pitched by “Anthony” (Jesuthasan Antonythasan of “A Private War”), turns in on itself, avoiding a non-linear narrative. We follow Anthony’s domestic situation — his wife (Thenuka Kantharajah) is making plans, making noise about selling the house and the bar and move back to where they were happier and debt-free — suburban Stouffville. We see his doctor visit, his brooding through clouds of cigarette smoke.

And we pick up on his attraction to Roobha.

But to her family, in an earlier spot in the timeline, Roobha is Gokul (Amrit Sandhu), who has returned from running away to Mumbai with the dream of teaching dance.

“What kind of a man teaches dance?” Gokul’s mother wants to know. Caught trying on a sister’s clothes, Gokul’s father wants to know “What kind of man does this?”

Both are plainly rhetorical questions. It’s hard for any parent, even an immigrant from a culture where transgender people are shunned, to be that naive, or that deep in denial.

When Gokul’s mother begs her child to not have surgery because “I want my son,” she can’t express much surprise when Gokul reminds her “You never HAD a son.”

The story’s poetic touches come from Anthony’s youthful dalliance in poetry (in Tamil, untranslated), something his wife reminds him of in front of his children. Falling for Roobha awakens the poet in him.

And then there’s the story Roobha frames the film with in voice over, the Hindu myth of Bahuchara Mata, who catches her husband dressing as a woman, cavorting in the woods, and whacks off his genitals in response.

This sort of “coming out” story has been around long enough to have its soap operatic screen tropes — the bullying, the gay bashing beating by “customers,” the “Big Reveal” to the lover who hasn’t seen “The Crying Game.”

That said, it’s still a most engrossing variation on well-worn LGBT themes, with two sympathetic performances at its heart to carry it off.

MPA Rating: unrated, violence, explicit sex, alcohol, smoking, profanity

Cast: Jesuthasan Antonythasan, Amrit Sandhu, Thenuka Kantharajah, Sornalingam Vairamuthu

Credits: Written and directed by Lenin M. Sivam, based on a story by Jesuthasan Antonythasan. An IndieCan release.

Running time: 1:32

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The voice narrating this “Fauci” vs Fascist ad?

Jeffrey Wright, Sam Elliott, Brad Pitt and now this guy. A damned all star team of voice overs.

Taking a bullwhip to Trump and his Vanilla ISIS/Y’all Qaeda backers.

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Netflixable? A two-fisted Mexican priest faces a possessed teen — “Menendez: The Day of the Lord”

The disgraced priest paints a white cross underneath his welcome mat to let us know he’s done this before.

And the former Padre Menéndez breaks out the cattle prod, the hammer, a couple of monkey wrenches and the brass knuckles, it’s to let the Devil know he means business.

The Mexican exorcism thriller “The Day of the Lord (Menéndez: El Dia del Señor)” reminds me of that Thomas Hobbes quotation from the poem “Leviathan.” Like mankind’s fate in life, this grim and gory thriller is “nasty, brutish and short.”

And as the Mexican version of the film has “Parte 1” in the title, the “short” part doesn’t fit. More’s the pity, because more is coming.

Juli Fábregas plays the two-fisted priest, a man we meet, broken and alone, hiding from the shame that headlines tell us that he went to prison for murder, something we don’t understand until those monkey wrenches come out.

There was a woman. We see her in his nightmares, tempting him like Satan herself. There was a little boy.

In those night terrors, even the crucifixes scream at Menéndez.

Héctor Illanes plays an old friend who begs for help. “My daughter has the horned Devil inside her,” he pleads, offering the defrocked padre a drink (in Spanish with English subtitles). Maybe it’s the booze talking, but there’s nothing for it but for Menéndez to agree to doing what he’s done many times before.

Ximena Romo commits, and I mean throws herself into the part of Raquel, who insists she’s just another rebellious teen girl, “a very foul-mouthed teenager” the former priest agrees. But her Dad saw the decapitated cat. This is no ordinary quinceañera survivor.

She curses him, calls him a “dirty old man,” does her special teen dance for him in an effort to throw him off his game.

“She’s a carcass who houses the Devil,” Menéndez hisses to her father. Time to get the brass knuckles out.

Let the savage beatings begin. No, this isn’t the stern and saintly exorcist of Max Von Sydow, or even the charlatan tested by The Real Thing in “The Cleansing Hour.” This is the torture porn version of an exorcism movie.

It’s a horrifically rough ride, and rather pointlessly so. I’m surprised the Catholic Church hasn’t protested this, as the last thing they need is an another abusive priest tale, this one “excused” because he’s fighting Satan.

At several points, the tables turn and the torturer who uses “Inquisition” chains to restrain the Beast, is tied up. He gets free.

“I guess they didn’t teach you KNOTS in HELL!”

Engaging performances aside, even with a moment of tooth-grinding levity here and there, “The Day of the Lord” isn’t doing the demonic possession genre any favors by turning its actors into bloody pulps via abuse, torture and pummelings. I’ll stick to the pea soup, thanks.

MPA Rating: TV-MA, graphic violence, sexual situations, profanity

Cast: Juli Fábregas, Ximena Romo, Héctor Illanes

Credits: Written and directed by Santiago Alvarado Ilarri. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:30

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Movie Review: Crude and kinky? “Call Me Brother”

There are those for whom “Borat 2” was too subtle, that it didn’t have enough bodily function or inappropriate sexual “chemistry” jokes.

Have I got a movie for you.

“Call Me Brother” is a raunchy, screwball stoner farce about teen siblings fighting that urge to be more like “kissing cousins,” and not willing to stop as “kissing.”

Houston native Christina Parrish wrote and co-stars in this quasi-queasy comedy about incest. Because that’s the gag that hangs over every goofy moment Lisa (Parrish) is back in the company, bedroom and bathtub of brother Tony (“Saturday Night Live” writer and actor Andrew Dismukes).

Their Texas parents split a decade before, with Lisa sent to live with her selfish harridan of a mother (Kim Lowery) and Tony growing up with his unfiltered Dad (Asaf Ronen). Now Mom’s off on vacation, and Lisa’s sent to stay with Dad and Dad’s new gal, Doris (Danu Uribe).

Lisa won’t mind sleeping in Tony’s room will she? I mean, he’s the “roomie you can never have sex with,” so no worries, right?

“Call Me Brother” chases these two childish teens — she’s 17, he’s a year older — as they bike, tickle-fight, play on the monkey bars and even romp in the tub, just like their childhood.

Flashbacks show us their tight connection back then, parents bickering in the background, tuning them out with play, cooking and sibling bonding.

But now, Tony’s in the habit of doing something that makes his future step-mom joke about “I clean your sheets.” He hangs with other sex-obsessed dorks over at Brian’s (Nick Saverino), who all want to know about “that hottie glazed in a sweet layer of polyester and insecurity.”

That would be Lisa, young enough to get upset at her brother killing chickens on his old school (block graphics) video game, who seems naive enough to not get the knack of the pot-smoking banter at parties or master the “just kidding” punchline Dad has with his dinner table tampon and menstruation jokes.

Bike rides and parties, it’s a carefree summer for the long-separated siblings, prancing about in slo-mo — so that Tony’s obsession with Lisa’s panties can be captured on camera.

It’s scripted as something of a tease, although things come to something of a head (Sorry!) at a big party that is like a gross, no-budget parody of every such scene in every teenage sex comedy to come before it.

Some of the shock-value banter is close to funny, and the sibling relationship bits are cutesie/goofy, and somewhat disarming even if the leads do look like real siblings.

Maybe it’s the fact that the “kids” all look closer to 30 that defuses that.

There’s not much to this other than the “let’s make a teen rom-com about incest” hook. But if they figured that would at least get “Call Me Brother” noticed, they seem to have miscalculated. No major distributor would touch it, so heaven knows what content they edited out in their “festival” cut of the film.

This kinky “SNL” incest sketch-run-amok used to be 30 minutes longer. Ick.

MPA Rating: unrated, crude sexual content, drug abuse, profanity

Cast: Christina Parrish, Andrew Dismukes, Asaf Ronen, Danu Uribe, Kim Lowery, Nick Saverino

Credits: Diorected by David Howe, script by Christina Parrish. A Leomark release.

Running time: 1:17

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Movie Review: “Triggered” friends hunt friends in the forest

Nine friends gather in the woods for a campout on the weekend of “the big game” at their high school alma mater. Only one is meant to walk out.

That’s the weary premise of “Triggered,” a grisly, gory variation on a timeworn horror tale theme, a movie characterized not so much by its characters — stock “types” — but by the one-liner-littered dialogue.

The nine — Suraya Rose Santos, Steven John Ward, Paige Bonnin, Russell Crous, Kayla Privett, Michael Lawrence Potter, Cameron Scott, Liesl Ahlers and Reine Swart — are connected. They were high school friends, several have coupled up and swapped about romantically.

They all bitch about “camping,” are prone to reopen old high school woulds, and all miss “Caleb,” the member of their crew who died.

Then they wake up with laser tag/bomb vests on, complete with timers. Mr. Peterson (Sean Cameron Mitchell) has a beef with these “reckless, entitled de-sensitized” 20somethings.

This must be a nightmare, right? One “where my high school science teacher stitched my a– into a metal vest, downloaded all the ‘Saw’ movies, bitched about ‘millennials’ for a hot second, then blew his f—–g brains out!”

That’s right.Peterson just said something about “only one will survive,” didn’t really explain “the rules,” and killed himself.

This “worst reunion ever” is a fairly unpleasant blend of giggles and geysers of blood. The “friends” reveal their secrets and their personality flaws as they stab, bludgeon, shoot and hack their way through the middle of the woods in the middle of the night.

Can Rian (Reine Swart), “the smart one” figure a way out? Don’t count on her beau, PJ (Cameron Scott). Dude’s a drummer with Butthole Equinox.

Maybe the tougher guys, flip sides of the same coin, will master the game. But Ezra (Steven John Ward) spends all his time trying to convince girlfriend CiCi (Kayla Privett) he’s not cheating on her. Raging Kato (Russell Crous) seems the safer bet. He starts with name-calling as if he’s working his way up to ax murderer.

“You’re basic…You’re a LEFT SWIPE on ‘Tinder!'”

Harsh.

It’s the sort of script where characters stumble upon each other, covered in blood and bleeding out, and ask, “Are you OK?”

Somebody’s bomb vest goes off and we hear “F—–g HARDCORE!”

Somebody’s “gay, every now and then.” Somebody has herpes. Somebody has an even bigger secret.

The chases, insults and bloody fights in the gloomy South African forest grow tedious, sooner rather than later. The funny lines are scattered through a movie meant to be deadly serious, maybe even generating a little pathos, here and there.

It’s not the worst movie in that Poe-Christie “kill off characters, one by one” formula. The players do well by their moments of terror or sadistic cruelty. But it’s entirely too obvious to come off, entirely too cluttered to have a character or characters rope us in, and entirely too chatty-jokey to ever be scary.

And it’s not funny enough to work as a sick comedy.

MPA Rating: unrated, gruesome, bloody violence, sex, profanity

Cast: Liesl Ahlers, Reine Swart, Sean Cameron Michael, Suraya Rose Santos, Steven John Ward, Paige Bonnin, Craig Urbani, Russell Crous, Kayla Privett, Michael Lawrence Potter and Cameron Scott

Credits: Directed by Alastair Orr, script by David D. Jones. A Samuel Goldwyn release.

Running time: 1:33

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Movie Review: The Slender Man in your iPad wants you to “Come Play”

One of the many things broken by the COVID pandemic was the covenant between horror movie makers and their audience.

Horror movies just aren’t the same on a small screen once you’ve cleared your tweens. They demand to be seen in a theater with an audience of the like-minded, ready to revel in our communal fright — or derision if the frights aren’t there.

It’s a simple matter of screen size. A big screen sucks you in, overwhelms you. No matter how big your TV, that just doesn’t achieve the same effect at home. Seeing a thriller in a theater, even a nearly empty one, is more overwhelming.

Size matters.

I’ve spent the year reviewing horror movies without those crowd-sourced scares, and it’s left me at a loss as to whether say, “The Dark and the Wicked” really worked.

Conversely, the theatrical release “Come Play” is a Slender Man horror movie with a few genuinely hair-raising moments and some good effects. Writer-director Jacob Chase times out the jolts well.

But the adults involved can’t decide if they’re stunned by their (presumably) first encounter with the supernatural, or if they’ve seen so many horror movies that they just accept this digital (electrical) threat to their child at face value.

The most promising idea, a rigid adherence to experiencing something through the eyes and ears of a speechless autistic boy, is fudged here and there — the “scare him out of it” cinematic cure. And the ending is a cop-out.

Still, that’s a great hook. Lonely little Oliver (Azhy Robertson) communicates via a type-to-speech phone app, and is teased at school over it. He’s sensitive to noise, and damned if his condition isn’t driving his parents (Gillian Jacobs, John Gallagher Jr.) apart.

That’s the perfect time for the eBook “Misunderstood Monsters” to viral its way onto his phone. He switches off “Sponge Bob” long enough to swipe a few pages. He starts hearing noises, thumps and footsteps. Lights pop and flicker out. A clever boy, he turns the phone camera-and-light on, and that’s where he sees “Larry.” The book says Larry just wants a friend.

We know better.

Robertson, the kid from “Marriage Story,” whimpers and quakes at what he’s seeing. Mom isn’t much comfort. Dad’s keeping a roof over their heads with multiple jobs, including one as a night watchman/clerk at a pay parking lot. He’s distracted.

Eventually, after the kids who bully Oliver have a sleepover that turns horrific, even his parents catch on. This cadaverous, skinny thing is coming for Oliver.

Writer-director Chase, expanding his short film “Larry,” cleverly gives us Larry’s-eye-view shots of the monster looking through (sometimes busted) cell phone and iPad screens.

I was impressed, for a while, with how closely he adheres to the limitations of autism, and the ways it doesn’t signify low intelligence. Some of Oliver’s clever reasoning his way out of tight spots or how to “explain” what’s going on is beyond-his-years (about 8), but for the most part, there’s not much here a non-expert would quibble with.

The film’s theme is hammered and hammered hard — digital devices make even the non-autistic lonely and cut-off from the world (And autistic kids are really into screens, we’ve heard.), so Larry has fertile hunting grounds for “friends.”

Chase wimps out on his whole “bullying” subtext (Winslow Fegley is effectively childish and cruel) and losing the conceit of the kid having to fight this threat on his own is a major blunder.

As impressive as Jacobs’ (“I Used to Go Here,” TV’s “Love”) “fear face” can be, she’s maddeningly inconsistent in her reactions to the menace she and her little boy face together.

One of the stresses on the marriage is their child’s disconnect from each parent, not even making eye contact with his own mother. Even taking that into account, there’s little “mothering” or “fathering” about the relationships.

Gallagher (TV’s “Westworld”) at least manages a proper freak out or two.

The best effect is the wind blowing pieces of paper across the parking lot as husband-dad Marty fiddles with the light in his glassed-in booth, totally unaware that the paper is wrapping itself around the hidden monster in the dimly-lit space behind him.

So yes, there’s good stuff here, mostly in the earlier acts. But even mixed-bag horror flicks like this can work if they’re seen on the big screen. When this virus is finally beaten back, filmmakers and fans have a covenant to renew., fffi

MPA Rating: PG-13 for terror, frightening images and some language

Cast: Azhy Robertson, Gillian Jacobs, John Gallagher Jr. and Winslow Fegley

Credits: Written and directed by Jacob Chase. A Focus Features release.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie preview: Depp and Whitaker take on a “City of Lies”

The Tupac and Biggie murders that the racist, corrupt cops didn’t want solved

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Movie Preview: Eric Bana returns to small town intrigue — “The Dry”

A cop comes home, violence ensues. In rural Australia.

Haven’t heard much out of Mr. Bana in recent years. Has he been car racing or doing Aussie TV?

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Baby Yoda speaks!

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