


A screen legend gives better than a lackluster indie script deserves in “Loren & Rose,” a movie about a movie-maker befriending a once-famous actress he needs to get his new movie made.
Maybe there’s a bit of art-imitates-film-life in this Russell Brown film. His best known feature was “Search Engines” some years back. Casting Jacqueline Bisset as “Rose” made this middling-at-best drama worthy of financing. It became a darling of second tier film festivals (Ojai, Sarasota, Sedona, Hot Springs, etc.), more than one of which feted her with well-deserved “Lifetime Achievement” awards a coupld of years back.
Bisset is Rose Martin, something of a screen legend thanks to a few cult films that made her an icon to assorted subsets (the horror crowd, “the gays”) of the larger cinematic audience. But director Loren (actor and sometime director Kelly Blatz of “Prom Night”) needs this mercurial presence, infamous for “a series of disappearances” from the public eye and the screen, because she’s the “name” in his cast that will get his indie feature debut in production.
They meet at an equally “legendary” and out of the way Topanga Canyon Cafe Sun & Earth to talk about her starring role in a drama loosely based on the life of artist Georgia O’Keeffe.
“Loren & Rose” is a series of conversations that take place over the years as they collaborate, consider collaborating some more and become friends under the watchful care of ancient waiter Phil (Paul Sand of “The Hot Rock,” “Sweet Land” and TV’s “Palme Royale”).
Rose regales Loren and us with tales of flying into Bhutan to make a film, of “the heyday of hallucinogens,” or her one great love and of the highlights and pay-the-rent lowlights of her career.
“I felt like a port hooker on fleet week!”
She flatters the filmmaker who might engineer her comeback, even flirts a little as he goes on about breaking up with this same sex lover or that one and gushes about how “the gays” loved her career-defining role as a transgressive nun named “Lisa.”
Every so often, Loren drably voice-over narrates to catch the viewer up with what else has gone on in their lives, before and after they’ve met, and what’s happened between films.
As the story is framed within an estate sale of movie memorabilia and belongings, we gather that Rose has passed away and this narrative is a reminiscence.
The problem with this “My Dinner with Rose” is that the anecdotes are boilerplate dull. The drama inherent in “friction” between the two of them is flatly scripted and played. The stakes are low. So what if The Kid orders basically everything that provides the flavor left off of his “Restaurant Russian Roulette” meal orders?
Bisset, who worked with McQueen (“Bullitt”) and Truffaut (“Day for Night”), Huston (“Under the Volcano”) and Lumet (the 1970s “Murder on the Orient Express”), is still a radiant screen presence, a famous beauty who has aged with grace and whose talent for “lighting it up” on screen has never dimmed.
Blatz isn’t remotely on her level as acharismatic performer, but as Loren, he seems unintimidated. Perhaps if he had played the lad as a tad overawed, that would have given the conversations more edge.
But as Rose gently chides her director/suitor in the film, “If it ain’t on the page, it ain’t on the stage.” Brown’s script simply lacks the sizzle, pathos, friction or witty warmth to make “Loren & Rose” play.
Rating: unrated
Cast: Jacqueline Bisset, Kelly Blatz and Paul Sand.
Credits: Scripted and directed by Russell Brown. A Wise Lars production on Amazon.
Running time: 1:23









































