Movie Review: Her Brother, lack of a Driver’s License and Down Syndrome Can’t Stop “Poppy”

“Poppy” is a cute Kiwi comedy about a teen with Down Syndrome who refuses to let it slow her roll or limit her life.

Poppy wants to learn to drive. Poppy wants to be able to drift when she drives. Poppy wants an official mechanic’s apprenticeship so her big brother will have to pay her a full salary at the small town New Zealand family garage they inherited. And Poppy wants a boyfriend. Poppy has um, plans for that boyfriend.

In the movie, big brother Dave seems like a bigger barrier than Down Syndrome to Poppy realizing her goals. Let’s all “BOO” Dave (Ari Boyland) when he tries to quash Poppy’s teen driving dreams, when he goes after the boy whom she has her eye on, when he tells her “No!”

As her limitations seem on the lower end of the range of Down disability, the film has a hint of idealized wish fulfillment fantasy about it. It can be cloying. As adorable as Poppy can be, given an impish, determined charm by Libby Hunsdale, our heroine is not the viewer’s surrogate here.

That would be Dave. We share his skepticism. Dave’s prejudices — literally his “pre-judging” what his maturing if still childish, mentally-challenged 19 year-old sister is capable of — are our prejudices.

It’s all down to Poppy to change his and our minds.

That’s not as easy as the film seems to think it is.

Everybody here — this was filmed in Kāpiti District, on New Zealand’s North Island — knows Poppy and indulges her. Everybody has a hard time saying “No” to her.

When she meets Sophia (Kali Kopae) at the NZ version of the DMV, she’s got a new friend and confederate in getting her driver’s permit. But without brother Dave’s instruction and willingness to let her drive his car, that could be stymied.

She and former high school classmate Luke (Seb Hunter) get reacquainted when Luke has a mishap with his car and she’s in the tow-truck with Dave when they go to fetch it.

Luke’s just been dumped by his mean-girl girlfriend. Luke can’t afford to pay to get his car fixed. Poppy sees her opportunity. Or opportunities.

Luke can give her driving lessons on the side in return for her work on the things she knows how to fix on the car. She’ll just “borrow” customer’s cars from the Simpsons & Son Garage, the family business, for the driving lessons.

And Luke is on the rebound. Maybe he’ll be susceptible to her persuasion in other matters as well. To that end, Dave catches her visiting the gynecologist — another “ally” — to see about a birth control shot.

Dave is…concerned.

Continue reading
Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: Her Brother, lack of a Driver’s License and Down Syndrome Can’t Stop “Poppy”

Movie Preview: Boxer, Preacher, Grill Hustler, “Big George Foreman”

The most lovable heavyweight of the modern era gets a bio pic starring Khris Davis, with Oscar winner Forest Whitaker as his trainer, manager, corner man and Sullivan Jones as Muhammad Ali.

April 28, this one hits theaters. Yes, the title is longer and more unwieldy than just “Big George Foreman.”

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Preview: Boxer, Preacher, Grill Hustler, “Big George Foreman”

Netflixable? Documentary “Pamela” gives Anderson a chance at Her Side of “A Love Story”

I saw just enough of the “Pam & Tommy” Hulu series to think, “Yeah, about what I expected” and “Nooo, not for me.”

Salacious and lowbrow, yes. Emmy winning it might have been. But if you commit to avoiding “Baywatch” and every thing the Playboy empress, chat show favorite, sex-tape star and Kardashian of Her Day was attached to — save for her feature film debut, “Barb Wire” — you don’t want to break that streak.

To Pamela Anderson herself? That series was another cruel swipe at her persona and the woman behind it, another unsolicited slap at what’s left of her reputation.

So like a lot of folks, I was curious enough about the “real” Canadian cover girl/blonde bombshell/sex-in-a-swimsuit to check out Ryan White’s Netflix documentary “starring” her.

That’s proper billing, because “Pamela: A Love Story,” has a performative aspect. It begins with her “finding” a stash of video tapes and declaring “I didn’t know I had all those.”

Sure. OK.

I generally don’t go for documentaries that open with a whopper like that, but if the director of “Ask Dr. Ruth” is OK with it, let’s see how far he and his star take this.

It is very much “A Love Story,” letting Anderson do almost all of the talking.

She describes her life, her parents’ tumultuous Canadian working class marriage and a rough upbringing that included a child-molesting babysitter and rape at age 12.

“Discovered” as a teen in a LaBatts T-shirt at a Canadian football game — commercials, posters, “Playboy,” Playmate, “Baywatch,” international beauty icon, late night TV chat show punchline, married oodles of times, often on a whim, she’s done a lot of living and skims the surface of that here.

“It’s good to get it out, once or twice, in your own words,” admits a woman who is often “portrayed” by others in words not her own.

Interviewed for the film, with questions that generally lead to mini-monologues, reading from her years of yellow legal pad journals, mowing her mother’s Vancouver Island lawn in fashionable boots and sundress, watching hours of home videos (but not THAT video) and recounting, at length, the events depicted in “Pam & Tommy,” Anderson comes off as “real” as this format allows.

Unguarded? No. Deep? Not really, but somewhat self-aware. Unfiltered, warts and all? Only the ones she wants us to see, kids.

When we glimpse her latest ex-husband, a Canadian contractor she dumped in January of last year, after being married a year, we get an idea of the voices this documentary lacks to be authoritative.

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee she describes as the love of her life, and considering the fractious passion she remembers in her parents’ relationship, that’s understandable and revealing. She seems to think so, too. That’s what “love” looked like, to her. Lee went to prison for abusing her.

She dated a few jerks (Kid Rock), had lingering affairs with womanizers (surfer Kelly Slater) and the like. Even her marriages were interpreted as A), her ditzy impulsiveness and B), half a dozen men’s desire to “acquire” this status symbol, objectifying her all the way to the altar.

But when you marry guys you barely know, I mean, come on.

Snippets of archival interviews with Kid Rock and Tommy Lee don’t remotely cover “the other side” of these relationships or hint at the damage she must have left in her wake, at least on some occasions.

But that would, to be glib, cut into her victimhood screen time. There’s plenty of coverage of the degradation and humiliation she suffered when someone stole a safe from her house with Tommy Lee, and the world’s first “viral sex tape” came to light. Add to that ugliness a few extremely creepy interview clips from a chat with Matt Lauer, a disingenuous Jay Leno “Who ME?” chat show confrontation that is no confrontation (over his mockery of her) at all, while glossing over her connection to Julian Assange, laughing off her contacts with Vladimir Putin over saving the seals calls into question Pamela’s “truth,” and the film’s.

So that opening fib has given us our expectations. Don’t take all of this as unfiltered facts, and don’t accept her self-analysis as the last word on her career, talents, love life and psychology.

The only “expert” interviewed here is Gregory Butler, the LA dance coach who got her into passable shape to join “Chicago” on Broadway, playing Roxie. And he is nothing but a gentleman and as diplomatic as can be about her singing and dancing skills, trotted out for the first time in her mid-50s.

Continue reading
Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Netflixable? Documentary “Pamela” gives Anderson a chance at Her Side of “A Love Story”

Movie Preview: Guy Ritchie and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Afghan War picture — “Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant”

Stately. Sentimental. Bit of a departure for Guy Ritchie.

Dar Salim co-stars as the interpreter a soldier decides he must save, thanks to “Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant.” Yes, that’s its full title.

April.

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Preview: Guy Ritchie and Jake Gyllenhaal’s Afghan War picture — “Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant”

Movie Review: Pity they’re not rushing “Rye Lane” out before Valentine’s Day

“Rye Lane” has all the ingredients of a classic romantic comedy. All of them.

It starts with a “meet cute,” introduces a morose, just-dumped guy to a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, compresses time into (mostly) a magical single day walking-and-talking “date” through a colorful corner of the world, hits all the comically wrong notes in karaoke moment and finishes with a Grand Romantic Gesture.

First-time feature director Raine Allen Miller and writers Nathan Bryon and Tom Melia immerse us in Brixton, South London. And they and their stars Vivian Oparah and David Jonsson upend a few rom-com conventions and improve on a few others in the most delightfully charming screen romance in ages.

The “meet cute” is in a public toilet, with the camera tracking over the tops of the various stalls to zero in on weepy Dom in his pink Converse and Beats, and brassy stranger Yas trying to comfort him from from the next “unisex” stall.

She’s a Manic Pixie Black London Girl, and apparently determined to press this “random” for details of his “mess.”

“EVERYBODY has a mess,” she reassures him.

And over the course of a day, walking the crowded, colorful streets, watching OAPs (old age pensioners) learning tai chi in a park, eating street food and extending the day with an “Oh, I’m going this way too” every so often, we flash back to his messy breakup, and even get around to hers.

It’s like The Beatles’ “Penny Lane” as a rom-com. It’s all cute and charming and “real,” and bloody adorable.

Allen handles every flashback to this “sign” (red flag) that things weren’t going well in the previous relationship, or that red letter date when it was officially “over” differently. There are quick, literal recreations and longer, comically-idealized “I WISH it had happened this way” takes.

One even has Yas acting out her theatrical break-up on stage in front of a theater packed with Doms.

But he’s an accountant, shorthand for “boring” even if you’re Black, even in the UK. And she’s an aspiring costume designer, hoping for a big break, shorthand for bubbly, upbeat and force of nature. Can this go anywhere?

We’ve seen scores of other versions of her impose-herself-on-his “first time seeing my ex with my ex-best friend, who cheated on me” meet-up. Oparah turns it into a hilarious napalming of the beautiful but faithless ex (Karene Parker) and the dopey, handsome lout (Benjamin Sarpong-Broni) she preferred to Dom.

The set-up is a cliche, the characters reduced to “types,” and playing the hell out of it makes it a spit-take riot.

I loved the way the film peels away layers of hurt for each character, inverts their roles as Dom — in time-honored Manic Pixie Dream Girl rom-com style — becomes the bubbly, outgoing one for a bit and Yas becomes the passive, quiet one, reliving old pain.

But Oparah was born to be this brash, her every bit of banter worth watching with subtitles so that every bite of Cockney-Creole slang can be savored.

“He was tryin’ to DILUTE my squash, and I was like ‘NOT TODAY, Satan!'”

There are hijinks to be had, a Jamaican backyard cookout to be crashed, confrontations to come and wisdom to be shared, most of it from the lady who is sure “EVERYbody has a mess!”

“There are two types of people in the world, the ones who wave (back at people waving at them from) boats, and people who hate joy!”

And then, a “Wait, WHAT?” cameo pops up, a random moment in a movie built on them that rivals media philosopher Marshall McLuhan’s appearance in “Annie Hall.”

Let’s just say there’s a burrito shop worth stopping by on their walk. It’s called “Love Guac’tually.” And the grizzled burrito maker would make Jane Austen spit out her Fanta.

This Sundance darling would have been a perfect Valentine’s Day date-movie release. But that would’ve been rushing things. Searchlight/Disney have their hands on one of the best rom-coms in years, and it may take a while to build buzz for it.

So here’s that buzz. The film opens March 31. Remember it, make a note. And wait for that cameo. It’s a hoot, and one among many in this slice of romantic life along “Rye Lane.”

Rating: R, sexual situations, profanity, toilet humor

Cast: David Jonsson, Vivian Oparah, Karene Parker, Poppy Allen-Quarmby, Benjamin Sarpong-Broni and Simon Manyonda

Credits: Directed by Raine Allen Miller, scripted by Nathan Bryon and Tom Melia. A Searchlight release.

Running time: 1:22

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: Pity they’re not rushing “Rye Lane” out before Valentine’s Day

Movie Review: “The Amazing Maurice” Hustles Up Rat Infestation Scams, and a Great British Cast of Voices

The Carnegie award-winning children’s novel “The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents” makes its way to the screen more or less intact in a delightful and sometimes droll British animated film, “The Amazing Maurice.”

Created originally for Sky TV in the UK but coming to theaters in the US via Viva Kids, it features Hugh Laurie as the voice of the “sentient cat” who ate the wrong thing and learned to talk and run a Big Con the length and breadth of what appears to be 18th century Britain.

Can you imagine Hugh Laurie as “The Music Man?” Of course you can, right here in Liverpool City!

The rotund tabby — funny character design — shows up in a town unchanged since the Tudors and gives the locals the hard sell spiel about “rat INFESTATION,” romping through taverns and barns crawling with rodents, rhyming couplets with a carnival barker’s zeal. Friends, you have TROUBLE.

Surely “Amazing Maurice” is the answer to the infestation?

“Well, I am good, it’s true, but no no NO! One cat will NEVER do!”

There’s nothing for it but for his friend the piper, Keith (Himesh Patel) to be summoned and hired, leading the rats to the riverside with his mesmerizing tune.

When the locals have paid up, the rats swim ashore downstream and Maurice gives everybody his cut.

These rats are THESPIANS, with the hammy Sardines (Joe Sugg) doing the old soft shoe, and Peaches (Gemma Arterton) selling the whole transfixed by the piper shtick. Darktan (Ariyon Bakare) organizes everybody like a rat sergeant or rat union shop steward, and wise Dangerous Beans (David Tennant) preaches of the “island paradise” they will escape to, as rats who know how to talk and understand their fate in the company of humans must do.

But the daughter (Emilia Clarke) of the mayor (Hugh Bonneville) of their latest fleeced-town figures out the truth and gets mixed-up in more complicated affairs in the next town, where a King Rat (David Thewlis) runs the food-stealing racket, and is plotting a rat take-over that will displace their human tormentors forever.

This Anglo-German production features clever, stylized and angular Burton/Henry Selick “Nightmare Before Christmas/Coraline/Corpse Bride” character design.

It’s a cute story, with elements of “The Music Man” and visual settings from “Flushed Away.” The action sequences have a Tex Avery-lite energy, and the heavy use of over-sized/in-your-face closeups give the comic moments a lift that’s sorely needed.

But the cleverest thing about it might be teaching children, the primary audience for this animated comedy, the basics of story structure.

Malicia (Clarke), our narrator explains the “framing device” that her narration encompasses, and pauses to define “foreshadowing” in a story — filmed or otherwise — as “a kind of promise to you (the viewer), letting you know that if you keep with the story, it’s going to get ugly!”

Malicia injects herself into the action of this tale, paired-up with the piper Kevin as they try to steal a better instrument from the REAL Pied Piper (Rob Brydon), who isn’t having it.

“If you don’t turn your life into a story,” the ever-dramatic Malicia warns timid Kevin, “You become part of someone ELSE’s story!”

But uh, stories and fairytale adventures being what they are, what’s she see in the future for her and Kevin? Because Kevin wants to know.

“You’re not handsome enough for a ‘love interest,’ and you’re not funny enough for comic relief.”

She’ll have to think about that, in other words.

A bit of history tossed in — rats subjected to “the pit,” where “ratter” terriers were unleashed on them and bets taken on how many rats they could kill in a minute. Recreating that gives one pause, considering the audience, but it also raises the stakes and makes for a fine comical rats-vs-terriers fight sequence.

“The Amazing Maurice” trips along for some of its length, and pauses a bit too much in other places, without quite enough giggles to fill its 93 minutes. It could have used a bit more of self-centered, self-serving Maurice, a cat burning through his nine lives and in need of a conscience to go with his human-like cunning, acquired, after a fashion, exactly the way the rats learned to speak and think — dining on rubbish at a magician’s garbage dump.

But even if it’s not wholly “amazing,” “Maurice” is close enough, a flip and fun film about a rodent conspiracy, rats who “plan” vs” “rats who “dream,” and a cat who corrects everybody’s pronunciation of his name, not the British “Morris,” but “Mau-REESE,” the way God and Steve Miller intended.

Rating: PG, mild toilet humor

Cast: The voices of Hugh Laurie, Emilia Clarke, Himesh Patel, David Tennant, Gemma Arterton, Ariyon Bakare, Rob Brydon, David Thewlis and Hugh Bonneville.

Credits: Directed by Toby Genkel and Florian Westermann, scripted by Terry Rossio, Robert Chandler and Toby Genkel, based on the novel by Terry Pratchett. A Viva Kids release, a Sky Animation film.

Running time: 1:33

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “The Amazing Maurice” Hustles Up Rat Infestation Scams, and a Great British Cast of Voices

Movie Review: Loner photographer connects with the Japanese “Woman in the Photographs”

He’s a loner, a photographer who runs the photo studio he inherited from his father, a man who almost never speaks, especially to women. His hobby is photographing insects in the parks of this corner of Japan. He even keeps a praying mantis as a pet.

She’s a model, an influencer and a former ballerina, struggling to work out her issues, bodily and financial.

Their “meet cute” is him spying her, a lithe beauty in yoga pants and halter top, entangled in the top of a tree after a fall. A selfie gone wrong?

But something about this odd, outgoing Kyoko makes the misogynist photographer follow her, see to her wounds and even take her in, pretty much without saying a word.

This “Woman of the Photographs” becomes his erotic obsession, and this weird, older photographer earns her interest. Perhaps it’s the way he photographs her injuries, or his deft hand at touching up her photos to hide those deep scratches, which at some point, she decides she can’t bear to allow to heal.

The debut feature of Takeshi Kushida is kinky and polite, obsessive and cringe-worthy and ever-so-Japanese in all these regards.

I didn’t catch Kai (Hideki Nagai) mentioned by name. As he virtually never speaks, and his customers all seem to want the same thing, that’s understandable. He never even mentions his fees.

What the newly-divorced man looking for a portrait-quality photo with his ex-wife erased from it, or the woman (Toki Koinuma) who keeps getting her dating website photo “improved” want is Kai’s master’s touch with the digital airbrush. We watch him “clean up” photos in real time, raising her cheekbones, thinning her waist and the like.

It’s no wonder Kai prefers the unretouched natural world, which is how Kyoko stumbles into his presence.

Whatever we notice about her as she bleeds from cuts, fusses over the selfie that let to the injuries and didn’t come out, and generally carry on both ends of a running conversation, is her beauty. What Kai sees is anybody’s guess, as he cannot stop recoiling any time she touches him.

An old friend of his and his father’s (Toshiaki Inomata, who was in “Drive My Car”) is something of an intermediary. At least he talks to her, fills in details of Kai’s life and explains this retouching business to Kyoko, who avails herself of it for her influencer/brand rep website.

“A good lie can make people happy,” the older man rationalizes. What’s the harm in that?

But Kyoko sees something insidious about this polished “truth,” connecting her obsession with the perfections and imperfections of her body with his meticulous efforts to achieve perfection, if only in an idealized photo.

“We are two of a kind,” she decides. “We can only love ourselves through others.”

Kushida puts this unequal, somewhat unsettling relationship through the wringer as Kyoko’s mania has her picking at her wounds to keep them from healing, and Kai kind of getting off on that.

The relationship is filtered through their separate routines, her “daily Kyoko” photo, which has can turn into a work of art, his trips to the communal bathhouse, his daily “uniform” of white suit, socks and hat.

The filmmaker messes around with sound here, with every sound effect — shoes on cobble-stones, etc. — looped-in. Insect noises sneak into the soundtrack, and the mantis eating sound effect would pass muster in any horror film.

Slight as it is, it’s all a little creepy and occasionally kind of funny, in a dry, dark and oh-my-God-did-she-open-that-wound AGAIN bloody way.

Rating: unrated, disturbing, bloody imagery, nudity

Cast: Hideki Nagai, Itsuki Otaki, Toki Koinuma and Toshiaki Inomata

Credits: Scripted and directed by Takeshi Kushida. A Dread release, through Epic Pictures.

Running time: 1:29

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: Loner photographer connects with the Japanese “Woman in the Photographs”

“Fast and Furious Legacy” trailer reminds us of the story up to now

Paul and Vin and Michelle et al, back in the blush of youth, when they were all living and this decades old franchise was fresh.

“Fast X” is coming, and its own trailer is in the works.

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on “Fast and Furious Legacy” trailer reminds us of the story up to now

Movie Review: “Ocean Boy” (“Bosch & Rockit”) comes of age amid Big Waves and family dysfunction

A kid who longs to grow up to be a pro surfer rides waves and surfs through the shoals of a seriously dysfunctional home life in “Ocean Boy,” which was titled “Bosch & Rockit” in Australia, where this “true story” really happened.

Tyler Atkins is a model and reality TV star who won Australia’s version of “Amazing Race” and banked that notoriety to make a fictionalized account of growing up inthee water and even on the lam when he was supposed to be in school, thanks to his irresponsible parents.

It’s sentimental, a kind of corny, cliched coming-of-age picture with just enough “ocean” to it to feel exotic, with pretty settings and prettier actors dressing-up an idealized take on a childhood that couldn’t have been any picnic, no matter how much dramatic license he takes with it.

But Luke Hemsworth of “West World” and the down-and-dirty drugs-and-dropouts settings make it worth a look, if not a film to really sink your teeth into.

“Bosch” is a farm lad gone to seed, a single dad with a pot-growing-and-distributing business that pays the bills and keeps the kid in surfboards.

Rockit, played by Rasmus King, is a blond Adonis in his early teens, but a product of such tuned-out parenting that the kids in school bully the pretty boy they call “Dum Dum.”

Mum’s not in the picture, and from Dad’s illegal business, free-spending (vintage Mach I Mustang) and womanizing ways, we can think of a few reasons that’s the case.

The kid’s just looking for any excuse to surf at dawn and cut school.

It all goes sideways when the old-mate/dirty cop Bosch is in business with lets an even dirtier detective (Martin Sacks) in on their operation. His suggestion that they start “making some real money” isn’t a suggestion.

“We’re farmers here, we don’t SELL coke” falls on deaf ears. One ill-timed bush fire later, Bosch sees their whole lives go up in flames, revealing their business to legitimate police, but with a lot of payola and cocaine lost as well. The dirty wants to get to him first.

Bosch grabs some cash and the kid and they go “on holiday.”

They can’t give their real names, can’t use credit cards and can’t make plans past camping on a far-off beach, or moving into a “surfer motel.” Not that this slows Bosch’s roll when the fetching Bev (Isabel Lucas) crosses his field of view.

Atkins and his co-writer Drue Metz do a decent job of making the “like father/like son” stuff funny and sometimes unsettling. Rockit curses just just like dad and picks up a blunt because “YOU do it.” He buys Dad’s “My real job” whopper, and blithely swipes enough cash to buy a new surfboard.

When your father’s so unconcerned for your well-being that he can’t be bothered to feed you or alter his “get a date” impulses to buy groceries, the kid learns to put himself first and last, just like the old man.

The period piece milieu — it wasn’t THAT long ago — feels lived-in and credible. Maybe you could lay low like this in pre-Internet Oz. And I always get a kick out of any fresh serving of Aussie slang, “Blow ins” being tourists, “grommet” a small kid, and so on.

Hemsworth makes a fine, burly presence at the heart of this, and we see much of their life and his travails from his point of view. The messaging, about how loving your kid isn’t enough to make you a good parent, goes down easy the way Hemsworth plays it. He’s a lout, and lovable at it.

But the comic bits are strained,. A clumsily-handled introduction of young love (Savannah La Rain) and the third act arrival of ever-absent Mum (Leanna Walsman) have to fit in between less and less frequent updates on the manhunt underway for Bosch.

“Ocean Boy” is awkward and ungainly — as if made by someone determined to hit his life’s real-or-fictional waypoints, to gloss up his own image while playing up the obstacles he had to overcome, but incapable of managing any of that particularly gracefully.

Rating: unrated, drug abuse, violence, profanity

Cast: Luke Hemsworth, Rasmus King, Isabel Lucas, Leanna Walsman and Martin Sacks.

Credits: Directed by Tyler Atkins, scripted by Tyler Atkins and Drue Metz. A Gravitas Ventures release.

Running time: 1:46

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: “Ocean Boy” (“Bosch & Rockit”) comes of age amid Big Waves and family dysfunction

Movie Review: Skarsgård watches himself go down in the “Infinity Pool”

“Infinity Pool” is a violent, hallucinatory thriller that puts the viewer, like its protagonist, in a pretty ugly head space. It’s unpleasant, gory and occasionally troubling, so of course Mia Goth co-stars in it. That’s become her brand.

It wallows in the impossible and skirts past it hoping we don’t notice. It’s demanding and disturbing in that “Eyes Wide Shut” way, a swipe at the class divide about a creative-type who must murder his ego by relentlessly, repeatedly surrendering to his Id.

But for a movie with “Pool” in the title, for a film by a Canadian nepo baby named Cronenberg, it invites the easy put-down “shallow.” Every strobing blur of Brandon-son-of-David Cronenberg’s edits and best efforts never quite obscure that the end doesn’t justify the gory, indulgent psychosis of the means.

Alexander Skarsgård, an actor who never shies away from risky, gimmicky fare, plays James Foster, a writer with one book behind him and nothing promising on the horizon. So naturally, a get-away to an exclusive resort in a fictional, backward and poor Adriatic state (it was filmed in Croatia) is his idea of searching for “inspiration.”

Then again, that’s probably his wife’s suggestion. Em (Cleopatra Colman) is lovely, loving and to the manner born. The first couple they meet for dinner at this Pa QLQA resort includes a British “fan” (Goth) of James’ book, and her nosy, much-older Swiss husband (Jalil Lespert). He’s tactlessly rich enough to ask how they get by, with one little known novel on the balance sheet.

“He married money,” Em jokes, going on to overshare the “daddy issues” that contributed to her keeping James in comfort.

In classic “trap” thriller fashion, their new “friends” lure them into “breaking the rules,” leaving resort property in a dangerous and and backward ex-Eastern Bloc state. One convertible drive up the coast –1970 vintage American land-yacht Cadillacs, Pontiacs and Chevys are the local status symbol — a dip in the water, a beachside cookout and a lot of drinking later, and James runs over a local on the drive back to the hotel.

It doesn’t matter that the car’s electrical system went out, right on queue, that James was suspiciously easy to lure into driving or that their new “friends” insist they not call the cops or help the dying man lying in the road. We may wonder “Set up?” James, and the movie never do.

Thus begins his plunge into La Tolqa’s version of Hell — arrest, coerced by the stern cop (Thomas Kretschmann) into confessing, and offered an “out.”

This backward, half-ruined half-failed state has a means of cloning, a magical immersion in red and blue goo that produces another James that the locals can have their “blood for blood” revenge upon in a ritualized execution to be carried out by someone from the victim’s family.

There’s an ATM at the seedy police station so that you can cover the cost. All James, Em, Gabby (Goth) and Albin (Lespert) have to do is be there to witness this “version” of James — whom Det. Tresh lets slip might “have your memories,” too — stabbed to death.

And that isn’t the end of it. It’s merely the beginning, as James finds himself goaded into drinking binges with Gabby and Albin’s circle of ex-pats, the idle rich given to murderous pranks against the local “animals” of this “not civilized” state, their every misdeed easily rectified by another visit to the ATM and another “doubling.”

With his third film, after “Possessor” and “Antiviral,” Young Cronenberg firmly establishes himself in the family business, movies of a perverse and unsettling mind-and-body-under-threat and violated by science and society that was his father’s pre-“History of Violence” calling card.

The shocks — drunken montages of murderous and carnal abandon, gooey, intertwined and ugly — are entirely the point. Whether they make sense, illuminate the human condition or “entertain” is almost immaterial.

Goth adds a British accent to her deranged repertoire, and is as convincing as this entitled, consequence-free dominatrix as she was as a Texas teen tart ready for porn, and payback, in “X” and “Pearl.” There’s no getting around that she’s good, no escaping the reputation she’s acquired as “uninhibited.”

Others may find her psychotic, nude and take-charge sexual turns titillating. She’s yet to play a character who didn’t make me cringe, which is saying something. Her best moment here is demonstrating Gabby’s line of work, a TV commercial actress/model whose specialty is “failing naturally.” She’s great at pretending she can’t do the simplest daily activities without the aid of whatever new household gadget she’s pitching.

Cronenberg so perfectly mimics his father’s cerebral horror shtick that he jumps right into the obscure cul de sacs that some of David Cronenberg’s films wandered into, which I had similar reactions to.

Brandon Cronenberg is like a painter handed the building blocks of the film form — the blood, urine, semen, psychosis and adventurous-minded movie stars — but who leaps strait into impressionism without mastering the storytelling basics.

The shocks of “Infinity Pool” feel unearned, the ordeal of the experience unrewarding and the themes — here’s that pun again — shallow.

Rating: R, graphic violence, explicit sex, alcohol abuse, nudity, profanity

Cast: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Colman, Thomas Kretschmann, Jalil Lespert and John Ralston.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Brandon Cronenberg. A Neon release.

Running time: 1:57

Posted in Reviews, previews, profiles and movie news | Comments Off on Movie Review: Skarsgård watches himself go down in the “Infinity Pool”