Georgie vacuums her rowhouse, arranges the pillows on the sofa just so, photographs it just to make sure she’s doing it right, then dashes out the door to “work.”
Her taller, slightly-older mate Ali joins her as they bounce around suburban Chigwell, Essex (NE London), drifting from bike rack to bike rack. He keeps a look-out, she picks the locks.
They’re not Italians, but they’re definitely bicycle thieves. And when they’re caught, Georgie is the one who launches into the long, absurd lie about “maintenance” and “greasing the bearings” in her best “Please sir, can I have some more?” voice, so that some adults will be charmed and others — who know them — just ready to shrug it off.
Georgie does the “adult” to adult (Ambreen Razia) haggling with the used bike shop owner they sell their loot to, mentioning how the “Tour de France is coming up” and how that’ll make “all the kids want bikes.”
But Georgie is all of 12 years old. She’s living alone, and as a montage of neighbors, teachers and peers (mock) interviewed about her in “Scrapper” point out, she’s “handling” her “grief” very well. Or so it appears.
For her debut feature film, writer-director Charlotte Regan has conjured up her version of a child on her own, opening the film with the famous “It takes a village to raise a child” quote, which Georgie strikes out with an “I can raise myself, thanks.”
“Scrapper” follows Georgie in the weeks just after her mother’s death in a tale told with straight narrative, fantasy flashbacks, cell phone videos of Mum and a smattering of mockumentary as one and all ironically comment on how “she’s handling it.”
Because maybe she is, and that one soulless teacher (Cary Crankston, as amusing as his name) is right when he blusters one just needs “a morning,” not even a whole day to “mourn.” But maybe she’s not doing all that well after all.
There’s a whiff of “Beasts of the Southern Wild” to this Brit-film, a proper English working class child Artful Dodgering her way towards her 13th birthday. But there’s less “magical realism” and more wish fulfillment fantasy (How Social Services or the cops haven’t gotten wise to her is explained, but not believable) to this sentimental story set (loosely) against the Kubler-Ross five stages of grief.
Georgie, played with pluck and a subtitle-thick accent by newcomer Lola Campbell, gives all appearances of having it all together. It’s just after the school year, and she and Ali (Alin Azun) have nothing but time for sleep-overs and bike thieving, horsing around and contriving ways to fool adults who keep calling to check on her.
She gets a clerk at her local market to read lines into her phone’s voice recorder, as if she’s copying “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” Maybe that’s just her director.
“Georgie’s doing great at school! We’re fine!”
That’s supposed to be her Uncle “Winston,” talking — Uncle Winston Churchill. Cough cough.
And then this bleached-blond stranger shows up at her door. “Jason” (Harris Dickinson) is her “Dad,” he says. She hasn’t seen him for a dozen years (a flash of recollected images of the hair, a necklace, is all she can summon up). And now he’s here to raise her.
“Get lost” is the nicest comeback she can come up with. Once she hears he’s been in Spain, playing soccer (“Is that a proper job for a 30 year old?”) and not an ex-con or vampire, it’s game-on. She will push him away, lock him out (literally), do whatever it takes to ditch this new alleged “adult” in her life.
“You never thought that leaving someone to raise a child on their own was a bit selfish?”
Jason, being as childish as Georgie, gives as good as he gets;
“I ain’t surprised no one’s stuck around for you…Remember, I can tell ‘Social’ any time I want, so drop the attitude, yeah?”
This “Scrapper” is facing her biggest scrap.
Regan’s script cleverly lets us hear children parrot back what she’s heard from adults about “stages” of grieving — “I’m almost finished stage three or four!”
And she does a great job of showing the arrested development that many athletes live under while they’re still playing the game.
“Scrapper” tends towards the cute in its latter acts, so anybody expecting a hard, realistic edge here will be as disappointed as anyone waiting the the tetanus attack to take down the barefoot Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) in “Beasts of the Southern Wild.”
But thanks to Regan’s direction, Lola Campbell gives a master class in deflection, misdirection and impishly lying on-the-fly as Georgie. And as she isn’t running for office or drawing a paycheck from Rupert Murdoch, that’s damned adorable.
Rating: unrated, some violence, tween thefts, profanity
Cast: Lola Campbell, Harris Dickinson, Alin Azun and Ambreen Razia
Credits: Scripted and directed by Charlotte Regan. A Kino Lorber release.
Running time: 1:24






























