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The jocks are insecure drama queens who parade through school all day in their pads and uniforms and the girls who aren’t cheerleaders form their own “fight club” to remedy the lack of “female solidarity” in “Bottoms,” an amusingly outrageous queer spoof of high school comedy hetero-norms.

It’s a fun romp that never quite has the pacing — lurching along in fits and starts — to “romp.” But the snappy banter, over-the-top (bloody, but comic) violence and sparkling performances put it over.

It’s a little “Mean Girls,” a slap at “Fight Club” and a heaping helping of “Glee!” — a dark and absurdist LGBTQ fantasy in which virtually no one in this truly looks “high school” age — and a short film whose start-and-stop pacing makes it feel longer.

Rachel Sennott re-teams with her “Shiva Baby” director Emma Seligman for a comedy that boils down to two lonely, lesbian high school outcasts (Sennott and Oyo Deberi of “Theater Camp”) just trying to make love connections with their respective crushes.

PJ (Sennott) and Josie (Deberi) are besties who share their hopes and dreams and schemes with each other, and have adjacent lockers Rockbridge Falls High, lockers which are defaced with gay slurs on a regular basis. School administrators are no help.

“Could the ugly, untalented gays please report to the principal’s office?”

They are not-quite-invisible, but are “literally at the bottom” of their school’s social strata. But THIS year will be different! PJ has the cocky swagger to approach and converse with the impossibly gorgeous fashion plate Brittany (Kaia Gerber). Not that it gets her anywhere. Josie, smarter and more guarded, can barely get a word in with Brittany’s BFF Isabel (Havana Rose Liu), who is all wrapped up in a relationship with peacocking quarterback Jeff (a hilarious Nicholas Galitzine of “Purple Hearts‘).

Ideally, PJ would find a way to “get to know” Brittany and maybe Josie could lure Isabel away from the jock. “Running over” (not even close) cheating, abusive jock Jeff with PJ’s car doesn’t help matters.

As there’s an atmosphere of violence hanging over the school, particularly in its blood-rivalry with Huntington High, whose “homecoming game” with them is looming, perhaps starting a self-defense club where the friends instruct their female classmates in protecting themselves would work?

After all, the rumor that Josie and PJ won’t shoot down is that they were arrested and thrown in “juvie” last summer. Surely they’re tough, prison-hardened lesbians who have a thing or two they could teach their classmates.

The plan goes a little awry when “a bunch of sixes” and not their fantasy girls (“Tens?”) show up for the club, which mouthy, impulsive PJ immediately barks into rebranding a “fight club.” But the fantasy figures eventually show up and friendly and pragmatic gay classmate Hazel (Ruby Cruz) sort of makes things work. They con their unfiltered, f-bombing history teacher (ex-footballer Marshawn Lynch) into being their club advisor.

And almost in spite of themselves, as the bloody noses and black-eyes add up, they start to bond and maybe something good, something beyond sex with their fantasy girls, could come from all this. Or not.

The one-liners land and the stacatto banter just sings in “Bottoms.”

“Annie, you may be a black Republican, but you’re the smartest out of all of us.”

“OK, so um who’s been RAPED?” Pause. “Grey area stuff counts, too.”

The romantic entanglements, sucker-punching meetings and threats of greater violence to come just add to the film’s surreal bent reality.

The players are all fun, the situations more silly than sexual and this cast and this director deliver a few big laughs, even if their satiric “statement” seems muted and muddled.

Lynch is no actor, but he’s a very funny presence and “character” to be ironically tossed in with this salad.

The stop and start pacing and scenes that don’t really flow into one another work against “Bottoms.” For all its cheekiness and wit, this isn’t clever or cutting on a “Heathers” or “Booksmart” or “Election” level.

But Seligman and Sennott serve up a timely and bracing counter-punch and counter-narrative in the ongoing culture wars, a fun poke-in-the-eye at gay bashers and stereotypes that amuses almost as much as it transgresses.

Rating: R (Crude Sexual Content|Some Violence|Pervasive Language)

Cast: Rachel Sennott, Oyo Deberi, Havana Rose Liu, Ruby Cruz, Nicholas Galitzine, Kaia Gerber and Marshawn Lynch.

Credits: Directed by Emma Seligman, scripted by Emma Seligman and Rachel Sennott. An Orion/MGM release.

Running time: 1:28

These renditions of the classic, most-filmed tales from Dame Agatha’s canon feature shimmering production values, all-star casts and Sir Kenneth Branagh vamping up Hercule Poirot amongst them and expertly-handling the murder-mystery directing chores.

Newly-crowned Oscar winner Michelle Yeoh, Tina Fey, Jamie Dornan and Riccardo Scamarcio are among the suspects, with Kelly Reilly, Amir El Masry, Emma Laird and Camille Cottin also on board for a story of a death that might have supernatural implications.

This one opens Set. 15, but 20th Century Studios figures they have another winner on their hands and they want to get the word out.

“No More Bets” is a heavy-handed Chinese thriller about the evils of gambling, the perils of emigrating and the righteousness of Chinese policing as it pertains to international online scamming conspiracies.

Overlong and somewhat lumbering, it’s sometimes entertainingly suspenseful, built around a pop star/actor who plays a young programmer enslaved in an online gambling organization’s predatory Malaysian operation. But it’s xenophobic in the ways it lectures Chinese expats to only trust each other and the Motherland in the face of all these Malaysian/Singaporean scammers, thieves and human traffickers. There’s even a side swipe at a couple of “other” cultures China has beefs with (the Philippines, for instance) in its messaging.

Yes, it was a huge hit in China. So its Malay distributors have packaged it for release in North America, where I caught with an all-Asian audience in Durham, N.C.

Pan (Zhang Yixing) is a disgruntled 30ish programmer who has a backup plan when a promotion he was counting on goes to “Kevin.” He’s been recruited, along with a few others, with the promise of big bucks and a quick access to promotions with a Singaporean “Firefly” company.

Pan is cocky enough to drop his ID badge and stalk out in the middle of his a big promotion ceremony for his rival, and to hack into the phones of his fellow recruits and their smiling, glad-handing recruiter, Cai (Sunny Sun) before the plane even takes off.

But upon landing (in Singapore, I think), as they take a little walkabout, members of the group are ambushed by organized street gangs. Pan isn’t able to escape, and when the gangster Cai delivers a final blow, the jig is up.

They’ve been conned and kidnapped, and they’re taken — in hoods — to their new sweatshop. Their real “employer,” GoldenCarp.com, is a vast online conspiracy of scammers, recruiters, catfishers, human traffickers and enforcers.

Smooth-talking Mr. Lu (Chuan-jun Wang) is the charming “good cop” of the operation, promising big paydays — money sent back home to families that need it — and suggesting promotions and “freedom.” Eventually. But he packs a pistol and is utterly ruthless when it comes to his unwilling indentured servant workforce and the hapless Chinese gambling addicts they prey upon. Cai gets to be the “bad cop,” a brute who makes examples of those attempting to flee or get word about their enslavement out, “whistleblowers.” They’re beaten and tortured.

Pan resolves to outsmart these creeps, but he and we can’t help but notice the cultish “Money is EVERYthing” indoctrination that he and his fellow programmers and “employees” live under. Starved, housed in a filthy warehouse, they’re broken. He will almost certtainly be on his own.

But maybe he isn’t. Anna (Gina Chen Jin) is a beautiful model there under duress, one of the legion of multi-national “dealer” women used to smile and deal cards, to advertise and lure in new gamblers, who are then scammed via offers of “inside deals” which expose their online accounts to hacking and looting.

Anna’s back-story suggests a broad conspiracy as she was sabotaged at her modeling agency, entrapped by those who wrecked her career, lured to a not-really-named foreign country and just as much a slave to all this — despite promises of release when she reaches her “sales” goal — as Pan.

Conventional thrillers like this would spin around these two meeting, scheming and outsmarting their captors, but that only happens in the most teasing sense here.

“No More Bets” suggests all are helpless, especially the new college grad Tian (Talu Wang) whom we watch spiral into gambling addiction. Even his girlfriend (Ye Zhou) can’t break his habit, and his family melts down around him as his debts and addiction deepen and his exposure to Golden Carp’s predation grows.

Who can save them? Perhaps Madame Zhang (Mei Yong), the leader of a police task force eventually shamed into taking action and who lucks into leads.

Director and co-writer Shen Ao’s (“My Dear Liar”) narrative is meandering to the point of frustrating, and not simply because he’s avoiding the Hollywood touches by downplaying the two trapped and attractive victims — whom we’re meant to identify with — and their role in getting out of this predicament.

Tian’s descent into gambling is overwrought, melodramatic and yet at least familiar enought to feel “realistic”.

But with the introduction of the email-tapping Chinese police, “No More Bets” seems more nakedly agenda-driven. Local police are uniformly corrupt. When the Chinese task force finally makes its way into the country, only a powerful local Chinese expat businessman can be trusted to give them help and save them from the corrup cop “connected” mob that’s doing all these awful things to the innocent Chinese.

Why, exactly, does the film show villains praying to Buddha? People’s Republican fear of religion?

The film’s focus on “the other” as the source of a gambling-crazed culture’s woes is faintly racist right up to the film’s final image, which is nakedly racist. It’s a Byzantine Chinese version of every American thriller about cops battling “cartels” and their Spanish speaking minions South of the border.

Stretches of “Bets” work. And suspense builds as the stakes rise and we note how insidious this “organization” is and puzzle over how our heroine and hero will escape its clutches. It’s only when their scheming to escape is given short shrift to work in another lecture on the evils of gambling and the crusading efforts of civil rights-trampling Chinese police that we start to pay attention to the film’s darker failings.

Rating: violence

Cast: Zhang Yixing, Gina Chen Jin, Mei Yong, Sunny Sun, Chuan-jun Wang, Talu Wang and Ye Zhou and Talu Wang

Credits: Directed by Shen Ao, scripted by Shen Ao, Xu Luyang and Zhang Yifan. A Mega Films release.

Running time: 2:10

A string of movies escaped at the end of summer, as they do every summer, as August-Labor Day is the traditional dumping ground of titles with low box office expectations which studios unload on cinemas, desperately in need of content that isn’t “Barbie” or “The Sound of Freedom.”

One of those titles is MGM’s “Bottoms,” which I’ll get to on the road, traveling back from a (working working always working) vacation in God’s Country.

That Rachel Sennott (“Shiva Baby,” “Bodies Bodies Bodies”) is working that New Aubrey Plaza thing, I tell you what.

Holy Karla Goes to the Circus!

I had no idea this happened or was in the works. The obscurant title flitted by once or twice, but I didn’t realize is harkened the cinema’s greatest interviewer sitting down and going deep with the greatest spy novelist of them all.

Apple TV has “The Pigeon Tunnel.” I cannot wait. No really. I am getting after this the minute I see it in my Apple previews.

October 20. Cornwall fans, get your Apple TV+ subscriptions in order.

Obscure music docs are kind of a thing for a lot of us, especially those of the belief that “if it’s really popular, it can’t be all that good.”

This doc about the breakup of a band most have never heard of captures Nick Cave before The Bad Seeds.

Love “What might have been” music docs like this one, set to roll out in very very limited release in Oct./Nov in much of the Nick-speaking world.

Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson had one of the most enduring actor marriages in Hollywood, a union that lasted some 56 years and only ended with Wallach’s death in 2014. Jackson died two years later.

The talented master craftsman and craftswoman often worked together on and off Broadway, most famously in the 1964 romantic comedy “Luv,” written by Murray Schisgal. Their chemistry on stage and blunt give-and-take about how to get their performances in sync off-stage were legendary.

They appeared on screen and TV together less frequently. And watching the Schisgal-scripted atrocity “The Tiger Makes Out,” it’s no wonder.

While there are exceptions, every time I watch a Hollywood comedy from the late ’60s I get a vivid sense about how the business was floundering, flopping about trying to figure out what audiences liked or wanted from the big screen alternative to TV sitcoms and romances.

“Tiger” has credits that create reasonable expectations. It had Jackson and Wallach, playwright and screenwriter Schisgal, who had a hand in “Tootsie” as well as the film of his play, “Luv” and it was directed by Arthur Hiller a few years before “Love Story,” “The Out of Towners” and the genuine classics “Silver Streak” and “The In-Laws.”

“The Tiger Makes Out” has the feature film debut of Dustin Hoffman, a single scene lovers’ quarrel that crackles with reality and comic promise.

But man, is this clunker hard to watch. The acting is broad and forced, the jokes unfunny well on their way to cringe-worthy. I’m loathe to name every “vintage” film a “classic,” as in cases like this, it’s old but terrible. Still, “vintage” film doesn’t SEO scan well, so here we are.

Wallach plays Ben Harris, a 40something loner, a cranky, dyspeptic, preachy, smarter-than-everyone else (in his mind) postman a Incel in the making. By and large his neighbors and others he meets treat him better than he treats them.

But when you’re having landlady issues, neigbhor issues, housing authority complaints and no one is willing to listen to them (David Doyle plays the city housing functionary), you kind of understand it, and Ben.

He rages at “all the indignities I’ve suffered” at the hands of “illiterate” “idiots.”

“Intellect is not a byproduct, but an INSTINCT” he shouts to anyone who will listen.

Some day, and some day soon, Ben Harris will have his REVENGE upon this culture, these “Imbeciles. Sheep! Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa sheep!” Is he about to coin the phrase “going postal?”

Jackson is Gloria Fiske, a suburban housewife hellbent on finishing her abandoned-college education and getting “my baccalaureate degree.” Her office-job-in-the-city husband (Bob Dishy) does nothing but whine about this and earn reproaches about his “lower middle class” attitudes towards being married to a woman of culture, taste and education.

Ben has a bad day dealing with bureacrats and other NYC “types.” Gloria can’t get past the elusive and cowardly registrar (1960s game show mainstay Charles Nelson Reilly) to pursue her education.

The pawn shop that provides Ben with a trench coach and hat he figures he needs for his nefarious plan sizes him up and offers to sell him a shotgun, which will fit under it just so.

Nice. Gun dealers, then and now, am I right?

Gloria’s paranoid “He’s LOOKING at us” divorced friend is hardly an endorsement of the “freedom” of being single again.

What happens when the nut acts out by kidnapping the unhappy, frustrated housewife? A whole lot of talking, not much of it remotely amusing.

Ben threatens rape, makes Gloria drop her skirt, stuffs her in a trunk and makes cracks about “fa—t” tight pants, letting Gloria and the viewer see Ben’s intellectual insecurity, which she bucks up as there’s barely a thought of escaping this nut. Considering her husband’s spouse abuse jokes from that morning, perhaps we don’t blame her.

Almost everything about this comedy grates today and reeks of Hollywood desperation — faux pop-rock theme song, strident jazz score, that “young people” scene with Hoffman and Marieclare Costello.

They were trying to figure out “What Americans” and especially young Americans wanted in a screen comedy. Their best idea, often as not, was to simply adapt a Broadway show.

And as I mentioned in my recent review of the not-quite-as-bad “Enter Laughing,” that rarely worked because there was only one Neil Simon. Not everybody could make New York as funny (for its day) as him.

“The Tiger Makes Out” must have been badly received upon release, and its ugly sexual attitudes and clunky stage production theatrics aren’t letting it age well either.

At least Anne and Eli were smart enough to shrug it off and move on, even if their broad characters and arch, verbose exchanges were bad enough that “Tiger Makes Out” can be rightly regarded as their worst collaboration ever.

Rating: “approved,” threats of sexual assault, a gay slur

Cast: Eli Wallach, Anne Jackson, Bob Dishy, Charles Nelson Reilly, David Doyle and Dustin Hoffman.

Credits: Directed by Arthur Hiller, scripted by Murray Schisgal, adapted from his play. A Columbia release on Tubi, Youtube, Amazon, etc.

Running time: 1:34

This October 13 “inspired by a true story” drama is the best kind of faith-based film, uplifting, hopeful, righteous and apolitical.

Nancy Travis and Alan Ritchson also star.

This looks like a grand appreciation of one of the giants of music, a ’60s survivor, guitar hero and Latin icon.

Lovely.

In magazine articles, non-fiction books and novels, Tom Wolfe coined era-defining phrases like “The Me Decade,” “Radical Chic” and “The Right Stuff.”

A “helluva reporter” and a master stylist, the courtly, dapper Richmond-born Wolfe underscored his legacy when he started talking about writing a “Vanity Fair” for the America of the 1980s.

“The Bonfire of the Vanities” became just that, a scalding and amusing snapshot of the “Greed is Good” Reagan decade in America. And his obituary writers — Wolf died in 2018 — had the perfect comparison. He was America’s William Makepeace Thackeray — its keenest 20th century observer and satirist.

“Radical Wolfe” is a new documentary appreciation of the perpetual “outsider,” an Ivy League trained best-seller whose Southernness made him stand out in the world of New York journalism and publishing of the 1970s and onwards.

The film, inspired by a Michael Lewis (“Moneyball,” “The Big Short, “The Blind Side,””Liar’s Poker”) magazine article and relying much on Lewis’s take on the man, the writer and his self-created mythos, is a reminder of Wolfe’s once-giantic footprint in the culture.

Wolfe was a best-seller from an era when a best-selling book — fiction or non-fiction — could dominate the national conversation, something amply demonstrated by “Radical Wolfe’s” many samples of Wolfe interviews — by Cavett and Letterman, Rose and Buckley — and breathless TV coverage of the “lines around the block” at bookstores, eagerly awaiting “A Man in Full,” his Southern affluence-skewering followup to “Vanities.”

A white-suited dandy and gifted raconteur, Wolfe “invented” that look and persona, he freely admitted during his lifetime. “He wanted to be noticed,” and he was, Lewis and others note.

He was “such a polite man,” good-mannered and gentle, but “a terrorist with a pen” who eviscerated big city elites and made lifelong enemies as he “reported” on things he witnessed and took lots of notes on.

Leonard Bernstein’s reputation, it is implied, never quite recovered from the way Wolfe reported on an ego-tripping, dilettantish Bernstein party/fundraiser for the Black Panthers political party in tony New York in 1970.

“Radical chic” became the ultimate putdown of such poseurs, rich entitled swells mingling with hip, edgy and politicized members of the underclasses.

Lewis and others marvel at how Wolfe was able to infiltrate and fit in with an emerging Southern California car-modifying culture or pre-“brand” NASCAR or cozy up to first-generation NASA astronauts, to find a singular figure representing a larger point and an “overlooked America” — often southern, like NASCAR’s Junior Johnson, “The Last American Hero,” or test pilot Chuck Yeager, the embodiment of “The Right Stuff.”

But it was the writing — inventing a self-referential, slangy, onomatopoeia-phrasing that delighted millions and enraged his rivals as “New Journalism” — that made Wolfe a publishing phenomenon and a fan favorite.

“The world was used to enormous egos in artists, actors, entertainers of all sorts, in politicians, sports figures, and even journalists, because they had such familiar and convenient ways to show them off. But that slim young man over there in uniform, with the enormous watch on his wrist and the withdrawn look on his face, that young officer who is so shy that he can’t even open his mouth unless the subject is flying— that young pilot— well, my friends, his ego is even bigger!— so big, it’s breathtaking!”

A relatively brief documentary, “Radical Wolfe” trips through the creation of the various works that “made” Wolfe, “The Right Stuff” being the crowning achievement of his non-fiction years. The film skips back to give us some of the origin story, a privileged young man — son of an agronomist and magazine editor — educated at Washington & Lee and then Yale where he first noticed how Northern elites look down their noses at the South.

Wolfe cultivated his “outsider” status, friends and Lewis agree. Upon graduating, he didn’t venture into the high-flying world he’d inhabit straight-away. He became a cub reporter at the Springfield, Massachusetts newspaper, learning the ropes and becoming a stand-out by standing up to young John F. Kennedy (pictured above), who tried to turn a frank discussion of how Washington worked to local business leaders into an “off the record” talk. Cub reporter Wolfe wasn’t having it.

Wolfe’s “eureka” moment is revisited, with Esquire editor Byron Dobell remembering how a “blocked” Wolfe sent him a long letter, filled with his notes on that California car customizing story that he said he could not write. Dobell published the “letter,” and that breakout, breezy, flippant and funny piece — “The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby” — became “The New Journalism,” a phrase Wolfe coined to describe using everything in the fiction writer’s arsenal in nonfiction stories.

His amusing, fake-feud relationship with fellow “new journalist” Hunter S. Thompson is related (Thompson “hated” being lumped into that genre), and his real-feud with novelists Norman Mailer, John Updike and John Irving, aka “My Three Stooges,” is remembered.

And Wolfe’s pinnacle, the glories of “The Last American Hero” and the Oscar-winning classic “The Right Stuff” becoming great movies, and the decline that seemed to set in after “The Bonfire of the Vanities” became an epic bomb is documented.

Junior Johnson — a book subject then and an interview subject here — and friendly colleagues like Gail Sheehy and Gay Talese fill in the man and his gift for fitting in with different groups he was writing about. And Jon Hamm reads snippets of Wolfe’s works, although that hardly seems necessary, as many public readings as Wolfe gave were captured on video over the decades.

The film is entirely too brief for Wolfe fans. But Lewis is the right writer to build this Wolfe appreciation around, as he can rightly be considered Wolfe’s peer as a reporter — a thorough, immersive master of non-fiction. I’m a big fan. But neither Lewis nor anyone else writing today could hold a candle to Wolfe’s gifts as a stylist in the English language.

Like Wolfe, Lewis has a gift for finding unheralded, representative figures and spinning them into heroes of his narratives — Billy Bean of “Moneyball,” Michael Oher of “The Blind Side.” But his effort to fold his own myth into Wolfe’s story backfires hilariously with his first words on camera, the first words in the film.

Princeton man Lewis remembers “discovering” Tom Wolfe on his corporate lawyer father’s bookshelves, and feeling blessed because he was, at the time, growing up in “New Orleans, not a particularly literary place.”

“New Orleans.” “Not a particularly literary place?” Where Tennessee Williams lived and caught the Streetcar, where Faulkner and Bukowski and F. Scott and Walker Percy and Lillian Hellman sojourned, where Anne Rice and James Lee Burke lived, and John Kennedy Toole discovered “A Confederacy of Dunces?”

As Lewis notes in “Radical Wolfe,” that Twain/Hemingway-based “all writers” feel the need to become larger-than-life characters thing was a part of Wolfe’s makeup and became something of a trap, a persona he couldn’t shake.

But privileged Michael Lewis trying spin a literarily deprived childhood in one of America’s most literary cities is like Steve Martin’s narration in “The Jerk,” the bit about being “born a poor Black child.” One can imagine how “radical” Tom Wolfe would have had endless fun ridiculing that.

“Hardscrabble Ivy League literarily deprived chic?”

Rating: unrated, scene of Hunter S. Thompson drug abuse, some profanity

Cast: Tom Wolfe, William F. Buckley, Jr. (archival interviews), Junior Johnson, Michael Lewis, Gail Sheehy, Gay Talese, Alexandra Wolf, Lynn Nesbit and the voice of Jon Hamm.

Credits: Directed by Richard Dewey, scripted by Michael Lewis, based on his magazine article. A Kino Lorber (Sept. 15) release.

Running time: 1:17