Movie Review: “Dead Fall”

2starsThe heist went well. But the getaway goes sideways, as getaways often do. That puts brother and sister casino robbers Addison (Eric Bana) and Liza (Olivia Wilde) on foot, split up and dashing through the snow toward the Canadian border with Michigan in the dead of winter.

We know, early on in “Deadfall,” where they must rendezvous. We learn, in the opening moments, Addison’s trigger happy. And when he tells his sister as they separate, “Use your wits,” we know what he means.

She’s Olivia Wilde. She’s going to bat her eyes at some fellow and get a ride. And if it takes long enough for the siblings to reach their rendezvous, we know we’re going to see Olivia Wilde in her birthday suit – weather be damned.

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It’s a thriller built on melodramatic conventions, as Addison stumbles into the middle of a domestic dispute that he settles with a gun, and Liza hooks up with Jay, an Olympic boxer, fresh out of prison and on the run again. He’s trying to make it home to Mom (Sissy Spacek) and disapproving Dad (Kris Kristofferson).

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Movie Review: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dog Days”

ImageKids, even the wimpy ones, grow up so fast. It’s hard to finish a film franchise with them before they’re shaving, dating and turning up in the tabloids.

Zachary Gordon, the fresh-faced lad who landed the coveted “Wimpy Kid” role in those kid-friendliest comedies of all, the adaptations of Jeff Kinney’s “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” movies, has had a growth spurt. His Greg Heffley is taller than his portly pal, Rowley (Robert Capron), almost tall enough not to have to take any more guff from his brother, Roderick (Devon Bostick).

In “Dog Days,” Greg’s voice has changed. But in the summer before he goes into eighth grade, he’s still inept around girls, still lying to his parents, still self-absorbed and rude to others.

The lying is what he does to “make a connection” to the pretty blonde Holly Hills (Peyton List). And to get to her, he takes advantage of Rowley and Rowley’s parents, who are members of the country club where Holly plays tennis.

Manny, Greg’s younger brother, is old enough to “lose” his baby blanket, worn down to “a couple of pieces of yarn held together by boogers.” And Roderick, Greg’s older brother, is still clueless enough to think his band, Loded Diper, will win the heart of Holly’s hot and rich older sister, Heather (Melissa Roxburgh).

What’s new here is Greg’s disconnect from his long-suffering dad, played with commitment and comic skill by Steve Zahn. Dad’s the one who can’t quite figure out how to disconnect the video game so that Greg plays outdoors — so he unplugs the whole TV. Dad enlists Greg in his Civil War re-enactment company — and the South rises again. He takes the boy fishing, only to find he’s squeamish at the sight of worms. He gets a dog hoping the kid will learn responsibility. The dog takes over the house. And father re-joins his old Wilderness Explorer troop so that Greg will learn to camp.

None of it works. They have nothing in common.

Dad wants his boys to be on a par with a jerk-jock neighbor’s kids. Good luck with that.

Greg only wants to play video games and impress Holly, and the lengths he goes to lead to his biggest mistakes.

But that’s what Kinney’s books and these movies manage to teach, in between the exagerated misadventures of childhood. Make mistakes, but own up to them. Treat people with courtesy, even nerdy parents who want to play “I Love You Because” games with their spoiled only child. And if you’re raising your child right, nothing will sting them more than admitting you’re “disappointed” in something they’ve done.

It’s not the best of the Wimpys, but Bostick is still a laugh a minute as Roderick, and for an hour, the laughs come quick and sure — slapstick stuff, mostly. And for parents and their tweens, “Dog Days” that’s enough to keep this, the kid-friendliest film franchise of them all, from being a disappointment.

 

MPAA Rating:PG for some rude humor

Cast: Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron, Peyton List, Devon Bostick, Steve Zahn,  Rachael Harris

Credits: Directed by David Bowers, scripted by Wallace Wolodarsky, Maya Forbes and Gabe Sachs, based on the Jeff Kinney book. A 20th Century Fox release.

Running time: 1:34

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Movie Review: “Dark Shadows”

3starsThe years, gray hairs and wrinkles fade away from Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer, and the cobwebs are brushed off “Dark Shadows” in Tim Burton’s campy and dark take on the late 1960s vampire soap opera. A cheesy and cheap but beloved TV program takes an affectionate ribbing in the film, which has more in common with “That ’70s Show” than its actual source.

But it’s a fun flashback to the days when a jilted witch (former Bond babe Eva Green, in fine fury) cursed the Byron-haired Barnabas Collins (Depp) to eternal damnation as a vampire, his immortality granted “so that my suffering would never end.”

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Movie Review: “The Darkest Hour”

1starMichael Caine once confessed that he’d taken an acting job, on occasion, for “the travel” – the chance to spend a few weeks or months in the Bahamas or Monaco. And every now and then one of his peers will let slip that he or she REALLY wanted to do this Z-grade vampire/ zombie/ slasher/ mercenary thriller because they’ve “never been” to Romania/ Namibia/ Belize or wherever.

Might that explain why Emile Hirsch, frittering away his residual “Into the Wild” goodwill, and Olivia Thirlby, growing out of her winsome teen pal-to-“Juno” years, signed on for “The Darkest Hour”? Hey, if you want to see Russia – safely, and on the payroll – there are worse ways to do it than playing Americans trapped in “The New Russia” at the moment the aliens invade.

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Movie Review: “Damsels,” Gerwig and Whit Stillman team for a “comeback”

2half-starOne doesn’t realize one has missed the airless irony of Whit Stillman until one sees Stillman’s first feature film in 13 years.

The dry martini chronicler of young, monied ennui, Stillman captured the outliers of a disaffected generation with his observant, mildly romantic comedies “Metropolitan” and “Barcelona.” “Damsels in Distress,” his newest, travels to college where he turns his wicked wit on the kids who turn into someone they’re not, poseurs, the minute they’re away at school.

The film and its characters are so out of their time that it seems to take its inspiration from Jane Austen’s Emma and Sandy Wilson’s 1950s musical “The Boy Friend.” It’s like a Woody Allen college comedy financed in Bollywood. It’s chaste, chatty ever-so-clever, if all somewhat pointless and bloodless.

Lily (Analeigh Tipton) is new to Seven Oaks University. Not to worry, the ever-helpful Violet (Greta Gerwig) and her posse will take the new girl in. The English Rose (Megalyn Echikunwoke) and needy Heather (Carrie MacLemore) are more than happy to enlist Lily in their Suicide Prevention Center volunteer work — their counseling includes coffee, donuts and tap dancing — and their overarching passion project — “a form of youth outreach” is how Violet sells it. They’re about bettering their peers, dating boys who are “frankly inferior,” because “intelligence is not an immutable barrier,” passing out soap to the dorm whose residents frankly need it. That sort of thing.

“They’re morons,” Lily protests.”

“Well, not medically.”

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Movie Nation Interview: John Cusack on Poe, “The Raven”

John Cusack has heard the sniping. He’s Internet savvy, a bigtime Twitter user. So he knows the early reviews of “The Raven,” in which he plays the poet/thriller writer Edgar Allan Poe as a haunted man on the trail of a serial killer haven’t been kind.

“Poe probably deserved better than this movie which turns his heritage into a sub ‘Se7en’-style serial killer thriller,” sniffed Britain’s Birmingham Post. Cusack isn’t taking that lying down.

“Somebody I’ve read said, ‘Oh, he wasn’t some heroic man of action.’ And I go, ‘Oh really? He went to West Point. He was kicked out, but he was there. He got in. And he was a swimmer. It’s not a stretch to think of him trying to solve a mystery, a series of crimes. He had an analytical, mathematical mind. You can see that in the writing. He called it ‘rationation.’ But basically, he invented forensics in his fiction.”

Don’t take Cusack’s word for it. Read any Poe biography (I just read this one) and it backs Cusack up. You think you know Poe? Maybe you don’t.

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And Cusack is just getting started. An actor fond of finding the dark side in light characters and bringing lightness to the dark ones, Poe was right up his alley. At 45, Cusack has lived his movie-making life by making more interesting choices than commercial ones. He’s just hoping filmgoers get into Poe the way he got into the author of “The Tell-Tale Heart,” “The Raven,” “The Cask of Amontillado,” the 19th century author who popularized the short story, invented the thriller, detective fiction and some say, science fiction. “The Raven,” directed by James McTeague (“V For Vendetta”) re-imagines Poe’s last days and the mystery surrounding his death.

“I loved the conceit, here,” Cusack says. “Poe getting caught up in one of his stories, trapped by a fan who is mimicking the murders in his work.

“He wrote about gruesome crimes… And he wrote about people going mad, as in ‘The Tell-Tale Heart.” that’s what we had to work with. He was on the verge of madness, a lot of the time. He was a poet who wanted to understand death, walked around graveyards, wanted to scare the hell out of himself. What a crazy, wonderful character to play.”

The screenwriters for “The Raven” reference various Poe works and have the serial killer connect the murders by names, addresses and manners of death depicted in Poe’s fiction. they establish a “ticking clock” element to the pursuit by borrowing plot elements from Poe’s “The Premature Burial.” Cusack wanted “the REAL Poe” to be as present as possible, so he pushed for quotations from the stories and Poe’s own letters.

” ‘I could distinctly hear the sound of darkness as it stole over the horizon,'” Cusack says, noting a favorite line. “He revered women and every one that he loved died in his arms, coughing up blood.

“‘I could not love except where Death. Was mingling his with Beauty’s breath.’

“Poe transmuted all the tragedies of his life into his writing.”

And that, Cusack argues, is what “The Raven” does.

“The real Edgar Allan Poe was acerbic, needy, loved his wife and adored being adored. He was very aware of being famous.

He was a paradox, a larger than life figure who was a whole lot of things at once. He certainly wasn’t just a melancholy, inward-looking and intense artist. He was a man, too. But we wanted to show a lot of facets to the man.”

And some Poe fan film critics are buying into that. So poo-poo the reviews that don’t get on board Cusack’s Poe project, Cusack says. Whatever others read into the film, Cusack “never saw it as some lame attempt at turning this guy into an action hero. Seriously, if you like Poe, if you know something about this frail, vain, but also courageous, pioneering writer, I think you’ll see we did justice to him.”

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Movie Review: “Cosmopolis”

 

ImageDavid Cronenberg loses himself in the florid soliloquies of Don DeLillo in “Cosmopolis,” the filmmaker’s creepy, cryptic and ever-so-chatty take on DeLillo’s novel of the Wall Street one-percent.

It’s the talkiest movie of Cronenberg’s career, a sermon really. That tends to overwhelm Cronenberg’s cinematic instincts, his eye for the decadent, the gruesome and the kinky.

“Cosmopolis” is a gorgeous film of absurdly good-looking people spouting bromides, platitudes and underlined and capitalized “BIG thoughts.”

It’s fascinating, but anti-cinematic and a frustrating film to get your arms around.

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ImageIn 2002, an underdog American-born Irish racehorse jockeyed by a rider grieving for the death of a close relative won Australia’s Melbourne Cup, “the world’s richest handicap race.” And if you think, on first blush, that would make for an riveting movie, you might be right.

But Simon Wincer, who gained fame worldwide for another movie about a legendary race horse in Australia, Phar Lap, proceded to make a film so devoid of conflict or interesting characters or performances that it plays like background footage in a better horse racing film.

And if you don’t know horses, horse racing and aren’t from Australia, Wincer never gives you a moment to care what happens in “The Cup.” Dull? You don’t know from dull.

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Movie Review: “Crooked Arrows”

2half-starThe graceful-brutal Native American sport of lacrosse earns a generic but winning sports drama treatment in “Crooked Arrows,” a film about a tribal team that rediscovers “The Creator’s Game” while battling New York prep schools on the field.

Set in the reservation world of upstate New York — “Frozen River” country — “Crooked Arrows” packs platititudes about heritage, pride and stewardship of the land into a standard-issue underdogs-rally-their-way-into-the-big-game tale.

Brandon Routh, at his most charming but a long way from “Superman Returns,” is Joe Logan, a slick, educated member of the Sunaquat tribe who isn’t shy about donning a stereotypical headdress to please the paying patrons at the Lucky Indian Casino. He runs the place, slapping backs and working the crowd.

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Movie Review: “Contraband”

ImageMark Wahlberg delivers the goods in “Contraband,” a B-movie about smuggling in and out of boozy, corrupt New Orleans. It may telegraph its punches and follow that “one last job” heist picture formula. But the cascading collapse of first one best-laid plan and then another and the odd moment of jaw-dropping surprise make this a thriller with more than a few nail-biting moments.

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