Netflixable? Megan Fox, robotic in her “Subservience”

Saying Megan Fox is well cast as a robotic household “helper” in “Subservience” seems kind of mean. And one really should avoid using the phrase “human sex doll” in describing her role here, or her screen career in general.

“Subservience” is another attempt at a cringey, cautionary and harrowing account of the Future that Awaits Us, if we let AI run our lives.

The trouble with a century of such films, from “Metropolis” to the endless “Terminator” franchise to “Her” to “M3GAN,” is that we never listen. The AI singularity is upon us and we keep acting as if we’ve never “seen this movie before.”

Michael Morrone of the even cringier “365 Days” stars in “Subservience,” portraying a Colorado contractor facing mass robotic replacement of his high-rise building workforce, but who really needs help around the house and two kids after his wife (Madeline Zima) has a heart attack.

A “SIM” might be just the ticket.

Fox plays the short-skirted, fake-skin bombshell SIM who wins the job when she tracks down and cares for Nick’s wandering daughter (Matilda Firth) when she gets lost at the SIM shopping fare they visit to check out their replace-mommy-for-a-while options.

“Daddy, can we GET her? Pleeeeaaase!”

“Alice” they name their SIM, after “Alice in Wonderland.”

She is “strong, obedient, and I have no desires outside of fulfilling yours.”

Is she still talking about “cooking, cleaning and childcare,” though?

As wife Maggie awaits a heart transplant, Alice with the simulated heartbeat finds way to “look after” Nick, every day and in every way, in case “the worst happens,” something Maggie foolishly tasks her with doing. Looking like Megan Fox and as programmed to be as compliant as a sex worker, we know where that’s going.

The Will Honley/April Maguire script does zero intellectual heavy lifting as it touches on common fears of machine “replacement” of wait staff and other blue collar workers, and of caregivers and homemakers.

I’d no sooner muttered “Why are their AI in-home housekeeping robots but none in construction, etc.?” when that coming transformation hits Nick’s worksite. The “world building” here isn’t complete enough to recognize there’d be no need to make these welding, wiring, pipe-fitting, concrete-pouring and I-beam bolting machines look like humans, or give wy you’d give such machines nights off.

That’s for the series spun out of this, I guess.

SIM bartenders, nurse’s assistants and the like need the deluxe human covering “package,” sure. But who would dare make a home-use robot line that looks like Megan Fox, “anatomically correct,” and given to wearing lingerie — functional or otherwise?

Fox is OK as the lead and the villain, and we forget that she’s rarely worse than “adequate.” But the movie isn’t all that.

The latter acts of “Subservience” play out like assorted “Terminators” and “M3GAN,” as if there’s only one way to end a cautionary thriller like this. There’s nothing witty about the dialogue, and the plot is just as perfunctory, functional and here’s that word again, and it’s not a compliment — “robotic.”

Rating: R, violence, sex, nudity, profanity

Cast: Megan Fox, Michele Morrone, Madeline Zima and Andrew Whipp.

Credits: Directed by S. K. Dale, scripted by Will Honley and April Maguire. An XYZ/Millennium release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:45

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Documentary Preview: Phil Collins, a pop star in winter, “Drummer First”

OK, not your normal platform — Drumeo, a drum-centric site selling lessons, etc. is offering this. Not sure why that is (probably not a feature length doc).

But in the ’80s and ’90s, Collins was as omnipresent as any balding Brit pop star has ever been. At his peak, he was doing music videos, cranking out hits and even doing movie songs and film scores.

His first one for Disney was the animated picture “Brother Bear,” which brought him to Orlando where I interviewed him. He joked about how “Even I got sick of me” being all over the radio, and how Sting and Disney didn’t get along when The Police singer/songwriter was commissioned to do the tunes to a Disney animated film.

Great that Phil’s still around, kind of hard to see him infirm like this.

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Movie Preview: Woodward, Coskas and Voight, heroes and villains reincarnated through time — “Man With No Past”

Adam Woodward’s the little-known British lead in this thriller, about deja vu dealings with the monsters you’ve been confronting in life after life through the past — Romans to Nazis to modern day MAGA Jon Voight.

On the nose casting, as it were. Charlotte Vega also stars.

Jan. 14, streaming.

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Movie Preview: Ski Country Schemes –Art Theft, Cheating, and Murder — “Black Diamond”

A young, good looking but unknown cast — Inbar Lavi, Jake McLaughlin and Ray Panthaki among the ranks — hedge fund bros and a Miro’ painting figure in this Jan 10 thriller from Judd Bloch.

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Documentary Preview: You remember Led Zeppelin, but “Dread Zeppelin: A Song of Hope?”

Tortelvis leading a reggae Led Zep “cover band.” Good musicians. Good comedians.

You hear’em, you can’t UNhear their way with a classic rock tune. You see’em, you never forget’em. I interviewed Tortelvis once upon a time.

If Led Zepellin has a “Becoming Led Zepellin” doc coming out, you had to know short Tortelvis and the gang would be soon follow.

Funny band. Hope this doc does this shtick justice.

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Movie Review: A Spanish feminist fights sexism and fascism — “The Red Virgin (La virgen roja)”

Groomed for greatness, a writing, philosophizing prodigy by her teens and a young woman nearly 100 years ahead of her time, Hildegart Rodríguez Carballeira was long a forgotten heroine of the Spanish Civil War.

That’s how “history” is erased by the reactionary and the fascist, and their unholy accomplices.

But this revolutionary teen comes back to life in “The Red Virgin,” an ambitious Spanish Civil War era biopic from director Paula Ortiz (“Teresa” was hers).

The film details how Hildegart’s dogmatic, domineering mother Aurora (Najwa Nimri of “Money Heist”) plotted and planned her own immaculate conception, a baby who would be “all mine,” with no father ever entering the picture. Aurora got pregnant by a hand-picked priest, because she knew he would never go public with his paternity.

Aurora voice-over narrates (in Spanish or dubbed into English) the story’s long prologue, how she would create “the woman of the future.” A true believer in eugenics, she “selected” her baby daddy based on intelligence. She would groom a child to become a feminist icon and bring Spain out of the Dark Ages its mostly illiterate female population had been sentenced to.

A woman of means, Aurora tutored young Hildegart personally so that she was speaking by eight months, reading by two and a “certified typist” by four.

The child was in college years early and a lawyer by 17. That’s when Hildegart — played by Alba Planas — set out to make her mark in essays, many of them book-length, about women’s plight, women’s role in society and the traditions, laws and Catholic practices of Spain and elsewhere that enslaved them.

Hildegart arrived as a published author, by coincidence, at the very moment Spain threw off the shackles of its creaky monarchy and the church that ruled through it.

“Spain is not Catholic any more!” read the placards in the streets as Hildegart and her mother make their way through the mobs to and from a publisher (Pepe Viyuela) who has to be browbeaten into accepting that Hildegart writes and thinks for herself.

But is Spain ready for “The Sexual Problem, as Explained by a Spanish Woman?”

Hildegart has been kept from the clutches of boys and men, and Mom’s gynecological lectures insist that they don’t “need” men.” But Hildegart’s publications gain her instant notoriety. “Bruja” (witch) is painted on the walls of their house, along with threats about what Spain has done to witches in the past.

Britain’s famous pioneering sexologist, Havelock Ellis, wants to meet her, as does sci-fi writer, “free love” advocate and proto-feminist H.G. Wells.

A young Spanish socialist (Patrick Criado) is inspired by her writing and begs her to speak at a party gathering. The film’s best scene has young Hildegart lecturing the all-male political party on its role in the continued repression of half the country’s population.

Her all-controlling mother only reluctantly relented to this, as she sees Hildegart as “a scholar, not a politician. We are above provocation.” But Hildegart uses her platform to plead for womens’ suffrage, legal abortion and equal financial rights. Her publisher can’t even write a check for her royalties to her mother because “no bank would cash” a check for a woman.

All of this is little-known history, and Ortiz, working from a script by Eduard Sola and Clara Roquet, does a good job of suggesting the heady days between the Spanish abdication and the Civil War, which began with fascists backed by an embattled, entrenched and reactionary Catholic Church attacking a Republic hastily remaking society and attacking the church as the biggest part of the problem.

Hildegart’s timing seems perfect. You’re remaking your whole society, why not have a neglected half of it represented in the new Spain?

Planas lets us see both manipulated attitudes and the intelligence and spine to state her own mind as Hildegart, a woman who stood up to men before she could stand up to her overbearing mother.

Nimri, a screen veteran whose Spanish cinema credits go back to “Sex and Lucia” and the global hit, “Open Your Eyes (Abre los ojos),” is fearsomely callous as mother Aurora, unapologetic in matters of dogma and ruthless in the ways she directs her daughter’s opinions, career and life.

“The Red Virgin” is a smart and timely tragedy, coming out as cultures around the world are either embracing equality or trying to roll back the clock on women’s rights.

Hildegart — her Wikipedia bio is here, but do yourself a favor and don’t read it until you’ve seen the film — makes a fascinating icon-you-never-knew to learn about and a blunt reminder of how long the inevitable march of progress can be delayed by sitting out the fight, or letting your mother decide whether or not you get to join the battle.

Rating: R, violence, sexual situations and discussion

Cast: Najwa Nimri, Alba Planas, Patrick Criado, Pepe Viyuela and
Aixa Villagrán

Credits: Directed by Paula Ortiz, scripted by Eduard Sola and Clara Roquet. An MGM release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:55

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Movie Preview: Daisy Ridley and Clive Owen in a “Cleaner” movie whose title doesn’t mean what you think

I take it Daisy R. is a high rise window cleaner with “special skills?”

This isn’t “Cleaner” as used in a hit man sense? A “cleaner” who delivers a “Die Hard” response to invading robbers/terrorists?

Quiver has this one, co-starring Taz Skylar, set for Feb. release.

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Classic Film Review: Reckless Pilot Peck makes a WWII Trek across “The Purple Plain” (1954)

By the time he made “The Purple Plain,” Gregory Peck had already made a film that touched on the fear and emotional toll of air combat in World War II — 1949’s “Twelve O’Clock High.” But the text of that Henry King classic buried subtexts like those under patriotism, mission and “morale.”

“The Purple Plain,” coming out five years later and featuring the star of Hitchcock’s Freudian “Spellbound,” is a little more psychologically “evolved. The mental cost of combat wasn’t a subject the movies easily embraced, but by the ’60s, when Steve McQueen starred in “The War Lover” and “Lawrence of Arabia” swept the Oscars. Filmmakers and viewers had enough distance from the WWII to consider wrestle with more sophisticated dramas than the avalanche of action films set in combat zones.

Child actor turned Oscar-winning-editor (“Body and Soul”) turned-journeyman director Robert Parrish took cast and crew to Ceylon (Sri Lanka) for one of his best films, a study in post traumatic stress and an old fashioned “behind enemy lines” survival trek through Burma.

Peck stars as Bill Forrester, a Canadian-born Battle of Britain veteran now flying a Mosquito fighter-bomber heedless of the extra risks he’s taking. When we meet him, he gets his navigator wounded by recklessly breaking formation to strafe and pound Japanese anti-aircraft batteries.

It’s 1945, and while the slow slog through Burma might not give those doing the fighting this sense, much of the world could see World War II was nearly over. Forrester doesn’t care. He’s driven to fly by day, given to night terrors, awakening to imaginary air raids when he sleeps.

“Gone round the bend,” the Brits around him say. A flashback tells us he never got over losing his wife in a London air raid during The Blitz.

“I didn’t want to go on living. You’d think that would be easy enough in war but it didn’t work. I wanted to die but I got medals instead.”

Future James Bond boss Bernard Lee plays the unit doctor charged with doing a “medical evaluation” that doesn’t look like one. His non-flying tent-mate (Maurice Denham) thinks the lack of something or someone to look forward to is driving Forrester’s behavior. The doc figures dragging Forrester to the Christian mission for Burmese refugees will teach him a thing or two.

Victims of the war, uprooted by the Japanese, the natives are resilient. They have trauma, too, as evidenced by their panic that an air raid means the Japanese are advancing back over this reconquered ground. But a pretty young woman (Win Min Than) simplifies the human need to persevere after tragedy for Forrester.

“Here we bury the dead in the earth not in our hearts.” 

Forrester allows himself to feel something, even if he can’t shake the bullying cynicism that has him lashing out at subordinates who get to “ship out” when he’s manic to keep taking deadly risks, flying and fighting.

It’s a “milk run” mission, flying to break-in his new navigator (Lyndon Brook) while delivering tentmate Blore to a new assignment that leads to a crash and their fight to survive in an arid corner of the country, far from water, food and friendly forces.

Forrester keeps making impulsive command decisions about two of the survivors dragging their wounded comrade for days and days to safety. Their quest will give him cause to reflect on that decision, what motivates him now, and whether or not he’s made the sane, rational, survivable choice.

Peck’s performances often have a stoic reserve to them that was not to every taste. But he rarely played “dumb” for a reason. We see wheels turning in most every performance, even when he’s playing characters out of their depth or outside of his persona’s comfort zone.

He’s giving us a lower-rank variation of the same testy bomber group leader he played in “Twelve O’Clock High,” a character of vulnerabilities and easy-to-read psychosis.

Peck made this movie to dodge U.S. taxes. But his vulnerably heroic turn here is empathetic and layered, making it worthwhile as he plunged into his peak decade a screen star.

There’s a hint of the patronizing side of racism in the “Onward Christian Soldiers” singing refugees mission director (Brenda de Banzie), tempered by Scottish good intentions and charity. The enemy here is unseen, and Forrester’s “courtship” of a native woman is understated to an almost timidly genteel degree.

Parrish’s direction is spare and unfussy, making the most of the exotic location and the combat setting (real Mosquitoes do most of the flying). Geoffrey Unsworth’s cinematography is pretty enough, but only giving the barest hint of the Oscar-winning giant of his field he would be become. “Becket” to “2001” to “Cabaret” to “Superman” to a final Oscar for Polanski’s lavish ’81 period piece “Tess,” he was one of the best ever.

“The Purple Plain” was a decent hit in the U.K., and somewhat forgotten stateside. But producer J. Arthur Rank went to school on this Ceylonese shoot. He was encouraged enough by the striking location and Ceylon’s film-friendliness that he’d send David Lean there to film a WWII masterpiece, “The Bridge on the River Kwai.”

As with his ambitious all-star Caribbean drama, “Fire Down Below,” Parrish found himself filming a test run in a challenging place for a producer (James Bond-backer “Cubby” Broccoli on “Fire”) who would make his real mark with better pictures in that same now-proven location in the future.

At least “The Purple Plain” holds up well, a solid genre picture with a more enlightened take on the cost of combat for those who fought it than most WWII films could manage back then.

Rating: approved, TV-PG, combat violence

Cast: Gregory Peck, Win Min Than, Brenda de Banzie, Maurice Denham, Lyndon Brook and Bernard Lee.

Credits: Directed by Robert Parrish, scripted by Eric Ambler, based on an H.E. Bates novel. A J. Arthur Rank Org. release on Tubi, other streamers

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Review: Once more to Middle Earth, before “The Lord of the Rings,” “The War of the Rohirrim”

“The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” is a dull placeholder pic rolled out by Warner Animation to keep the company’s intellectual property rights to J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle Earth current in the public’s mind.

Streaming series aside, it’s been years since Peter Jackson turned over his entire career to Gollum, Gandalf, Galadriel and the gang. So why not a fresh animated addition to the canon, a prequel to the books and films built out of asides, references and footnotes from Tolkien’s fertile efforts to flesh out this simulated ancient history of an ever-so-English fantasy?

Kenji Kamiyama, a veteran of Japanimation — Japanese animated TV series such as “Ghost in the Shell,” “Ultraman” and “Blade Runner: Black Lotus” — was commissioned to turn in a modest-budgeted ($30 million?), colorful and striking but somewhat under-animated visit to this universe.

The ancient lands of Gondor and Rohan have long struggled to get along, and to force themselves to come to each other’s aid in crisis. The alliance has been tested since even more ancient times, Tolkien wrote. Here’s an earlier clash.

A few familiar voices from the Jackson films — Miranda Otto, the late Christopher Lee (wizards really are immortal), Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan — turn up, sometimes as the long-lived characters they played in the many “Rings” and “Hobbit” films.

The action starts out brisk.

But I have to say, the sizzle has gone out of this series of projects. As someone who used to drive cross-country listening to CDs of BBC/NPR series based on Tolkien, who recorded for broadcast a friend’s symphonic poem based on “The Silmarillion” and who is old enough to have seen the beautiful but abortive Ralph Bakshi attempt to animate “The Lord of the Rings” for the big screen, most of what’s come along of late has left me cold.

And a deritive, character-cluttered (in the Old Testament Tolkien style), exposition-heavy and voice-over narrated to death anime (ish) treatment of events ever-so-similar to all that transpired in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy seems more cynical than inspired, more exhausted than fresh.

A couple of hundred years before a hobbit came upon “the one ring,” King Helm (Brian Cox) of the Rohirrim finds himself pressured to marry his princess daughter Hera (Gaia Wise) off to a prince of Gondor to ensure the security of his realm (Rohan).

But an opportunist at court, Lord Freca (Shaun Dooley) of the West Marches wants his lad Wulf (Luca Pasqualino) considered as a suitor, angling the family’s way to the throne. Princess Hera and Wulf used to play together as children. Maybe even “play house.”

That disagreement leads to a trial by combat that is the film’s first monumental let down. One combatant kills the other with a single punch.

Alliances crumble, schemes erupt and Rohan — its wooden palisaded strongholds and ancient stone fortresses — is threatened. The headstrong king won’t listen to nephews who beg him to “light the beacons, call for aid from Gondor.” And disasters strike.

There are kidnappings and cavalry charges, betrayals and battles, and giant sentient eagles, giant four-tusked war elephants and an even larger tentacled swamp monster figure in the proceedings.

None of it moved me, or moved the needle.

Once you get used to the anime style and color palette, beautifully rendering the ruins of ancient Gondor’s Isengard, scaling the icy peaks of winter in Middle Earth and the like, there’s little to grab hold of and embrace as visually “new” or “expanding the canon” or for that matter moving or entertaining. Comic relief characters aren’t funny, potential romances aren’t romantic and the action beats are jumpy and jerkily animated and not immersive at all.

“The Lord of the Rings” is classic fantasy literature, and there’s a richness to the detail and emotional connection with the characters that leaps from the page to whatever other medium this saga moves to.

But “The War of the Rohirrim” is narrated to death because it has to be, otherwise it would be impossible to follow. And it’s dull and simplistic as narrative, more of a “comic book” take on Tolkien than an actual adaptation of anything Tolkien would have allowed to be published.

Rating: PG-13, violence

Cast: The voices of Brian Cox, Gaia Wise, Lorraine Ashbourne, Benjamin Wainright, Bilal Hasna, Miranda Otto many others

Credits: Directed by Kenji Kamiyama, scripted by Jeffrey Addiss, Will Matthews, Phoebe Gittins and Arty Papageorgiou, based on the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien. A New Line/Warner Bros. release.

Running time: 2:14

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Movie Preview: A comedy about an attempted insurance claim killing — “Trigger Happy”

Not a name in the cast — Elsha Kim, Tyler Poelle, Zak Steiner et al. But the tone seems…relatable.

Jan. 14.

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