Movie Preview: Jean Reno cheats death as a Dad who…sticks around for “All Those Things We Never Said”

Not an action film. Not really sci-fi. Kind of a comedy?

“Jean Reno as you’ve NEVER seen him before!”

Love that Jean Reno.

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$3 Movie Tickets? Cinema-going party like its 1979 — “National Cinema Day”

A few classics are being re-released this coming weekend, and the most recent “Spider-Man” will be back, if you missed it.

Surely there’ll be something you haven’t seen worth checking out on National Cinema Day, Sept. 3.

$3 tickets? Worth it just for the AC, in my book.

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Movie Review: Seen the trailer? You’ve got “The Invitation”

There’s not much to “the Last Film of the Summer,” Screen Gems’ “The Invitation” — no wit, few frights and not much in the way of thrills, either.

But then, you got that much out of the trailer, didn’t you?

It’s about a beautiful young New York ceramics artist named Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel of “Game of Thrones”) who just lost her second parent, only to discover she’s got relatives over in Jolly Olde.

This much you figured out from the trailer.

Evie’s sassy BFF (Courtney Taylor) agrees with her assessment, looking over the DNA website’s family tree, that they are the “whitest people” ever.

Got that from the trailer.

But her new “cousin,” Oliver (Hugh Skinner) jets over to meet her and begs her to let him fly her back for a big Alexander family wedding.

He’s the one posh twerp “wearing the ascot” in the trailer.

The Gothic decor of New Carfax (Hah!) Manor is her first clue as to what’s afoot. The pale, vulpine looks of the smoldering Lord DeVille (Ha-HAH!), played by Thomas Doherty, are another.

He’s the one with his shirt open to the waist…in the trailer.

Yup, these people are the English Undead, and Evie’s got herself in over her head in a production-designed-to-death British Gothic vampire movie.

Something we all knew that from the trailer.

About the only “spoiler” not in the gives-away-the-movie previews is how slow and tedious Jessica M. Thompson’s film is. Almost nothing of interest happens for well over an hour. The obligatory sexual come-on is preordained to be PG-13. So fixate on how beautiful everybody is, because there’s no clever banter, no chilling “secret,” no fright we don’t see coming or that doesn’t play as a cheap jolt — bargain basement cheap, here.

But you’ve got to reach for reflexive “cheap” scares because everybody watching this knows the formula and has seen what’s coming.

That’s the problem with thrillers that give away the whole damned movie in the trailer.

Rating: PG-13 for terror, violent content, some strong language, sexual content and partial nudity.

Cast: Nathalie Emmanuel, Thomas Doherty, Stephanie Corneliussen, Alana Boden, Sean Pertwee and Hugh Skinner.

Credits: Directed by Jessica M. Thompson, scripted by Blair Butler. A Sony/Screen Gems release.

Running time: 1:44

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Today’s DVD donation? “Reflection” brings the Russian invasion of Ukraine to Danville, Va

Rough, gripping and quite good, “Reflection” is one of several films made about Putin’s Russia’s ongoing efforts to destabilize and devour Ukraine, bit by bit.

The trauma began over a decade ago and threatens to last for generations, as this quiet thriller makes clear.

Let’s hope Pittsylvania County’s flagship library has a place for it in the stacks so that the good folks from Danville can enjoy some fine subtitled cinema.

If you don’t live near the Ruby B. Archie Library, “Reflection” is on Film Movement, which generously donated this title.

MovieNation, the Johnny DVDseed of cinema criticism, spreading fine films far and wide, one DVD, one library at a time.

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Movie Review: A Taiwanese take on Loneliness — “Vive L’Amour”(1994)

Three solitary strangers unwittingly share an empty apartment, crossing paths and even anonymously hooking up, in Ming-liang Tsai’s “Vive L’amour,” a Golden Lion winner at the 1994 Venice Film Festival.

Tsai’s second feature was his break-out film, leading to a career of exploring sex and loneliness in such films as “What Time is it There?” and “Goodbye, Dragon Inn.” A daring, painterly filmmaker with a taste for stories of sexual isolation — he even made a VR movie, adding modern tech to reasons for why we’ve disconnected (“The Deserted”) — the hallmarks of his style run through “Vive L’Amour.”

Dialogue is using sparingly. It takes nearly 30 minutes before we hear a character speak.

The jobs of the characters — one delivers food and menus via motorbike, one character is a real estate agent and one has some sort of importing business — underscore their disconnection from people.

Sex has an anonymous, Tinder-without-Talking hook-up quality.

And all of this creates an aching emptiness in the characters and the film, with one reduced to simply sitting in an empty stadium and weeping — for six and a half minutes.

Tsai’s films aren’t for the impatient. If he isn’t credited with inventing “slow cinema,” he’s still one of its undisputed masters.

There’s this lovely, luxe apartment that our harried, 30ish real-estate agent May Lin (Kuei-Mei Yang) is trying to rent out. But being “harried,” she leaves the key in the door after one showing, which is how young loner Hsiao-kang (Kang-sheng Lee) gains access. Hsaio-kang is an early example of the strains of the “gig economy.” He stuffs menus into mailboxes and is just starting work as a funeral crypt salesman.

He is suicidal. We see him check the bandage on his wrist as he overhears the hook-up (Chao-jung Chen) May Lin brings back to the bare mattress bed in the place for the first of several assignations. Hasaio-kang is also stealthy. He has to be.

That hook-up begins with a wordless roundelay, a simple exchange of glances at adjacent tables in the smoking section of a mall cafe, progresses to a “chance” second exchange at the mall cinema and climaxes until each good-looking person finishes sizing the other up and importer Ah-jung follows May Lin — no names are exchanged, yet — into the spacious, high end rental.

The only thing that can break the bleak spell these lives are lived under is connection. Long before we see anything of that sort, we sense the addicts’ withdrawal intensity of the simple need to be touched in each of them.

“Vive L’Amour” is a classic “This won’t be for everyone” drama. A film of banality-of-life longueurs and despairing emptiness, interrupted by the blackest of black humor — getting trapped under a bed during the cacophony of coitus — it feels self-indulgent and self-conscious, even in it’s most mundane moments.

But it’s also a classic “fall film,” a picture that reminds you throughout that you are watching a storyteller with a camera, a screen experience that takes the punchline of that old joke, “A ‘film’ is a ‘movie’ we don’t quite understand” and hits it hard, over and over again for a mesmerizing 118 minutes.

Rating: R, sex, nudity, smoking

Cast: Kuei-Mei Yang, Kang-sheng Lee and Chao-jung Chen

Credits: Directed by Ming-liang Tsai, scripted by Ming-liang Tsai, Yi-chun Tsai and Pi-ying Yang. A Film Movement release.

Running time: 1:58

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Movie Preview: Elizabeth Banks and Sigourney Weaver let figure out what “Call Jane” is about

A reminder of what a giant step backward the Clarence Thomas/Barrett/Kavanaugh/Gorsuch wing of the Supreme Court endorsed, what faced women back in the dark old days and a reminder timed to give women one last incentive to punish those whose “War on Women” did its end zone dance this summer.

Oct. 28.

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Movie Preview: Ryan Kwanten joins Dermot and Dolph and Mickey in “Section 8”

Sept 23, in a cinema near you. A little “get you outta prison to join our special ops” thriller.

Never seen THAT before…

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Movie Preview: Allison Janney goes all “Gloria” when a kid is “Taken” — “Lou”

Netflix has this one, which co-stars Journee Smollett as the neighbor/single mom whose kid might have been swiped to smoke out the bad ass retiree with “special skills” that the Oscar-winning Janney plays.

Sept. 23. I may have to get to this one, although it could go just as wrong as it could go right, judging from the trailer.

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Movie Preview: Jon Hamm answers the call, “Confess, Fletch”

Cute take on the novels that became a Chevy Chase franchise way back in the day — until nobody wanted to work with Chevy Chase any more.

This is another Gregory McDonald book, about murders and art theft, very cinematic and whodunnit and all that.

Jon Hamm and John Slattery, together again?

Sept. 16, in theaters and Paramount +.

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Classic Film Review: The First “Last of the Mohicans” (1920)

All the Twitter talk about Michael Mann’s “Heat” prequel novel and when it might be turned into a film has had me quipping “I’m holding out for his ‘FIRST of the Mohicans'” more times than the joke can stand.

I mean, I am a big fan of “Heat.” But I love Mann’s “Mohicans.” It’s his best film, the definitive version of the novel on the big screen, and as epic today as it was when he finished recreating 1750s New York in the forested mountains of North Carolina in the early ’90s.

Stumbling across the first screen version of James Fenimore Cooper’s novel “The Last of the Mohicans,” and recalling that it was co-directed by Clarence Brown and his silent cinema mentor, Maurice Tourneur, was another attraction. I researched and wrote about Brown when I worked at a newspaper in Knoxville, Tennessee, home of Brown’s alma mater, the University of Tennessee.

The theater at UT is named for Brown, one of the school’s more esteemed alumni. He was Garbo’s favorite director and the filmmaker who gave us her “Flesh and the Devil,” “Anna Karenina” and “Anna Christie,” as well as “The Yearling,” “National Velvet” and “Intruder in the Dust.” His papers are archived there, and oral history interviews with this major figure in the early cinema are as fascinating to listen to as seeing his copies of his scripts, one with the letters “GG” and a number scribbled after it.

He’d scribbled Greta Garbo’s phone number on the margins of his working copy of “A Woman of Affairs (1928).”

I tend to shy away from silent films this old. They’re primitive, too close to the nickelodeon era in story and pictorial sophistication. Movies from 1925-1929 are far more visually interesting because the language of the moving image had been mastered and the great filmmakers of the day relied less on dialogue and more on the acting, images and editing to tell their stories.

But earlier films are fun for any film buff to watch simply because we see cinema language and “tricks” being invented.

Unlike the best of the four films and two TV series based on Cooper’s book, this “Mohicans” centers on the Huron villain, Magua, something as obvious as the fact that they cast the biggest star in that role. Wallace Beery was a decade away from gaining screen immortality thanks to the boxing weeper “The Champ,” and he’s makes an imposing if racially-incorrect Magua, here.

It’s not that the story is told from his (somewhat understandably) treacherous point of view. But he dominates the film, drives the action and plays to the prejudices of the day — the Native warrior hellbent on avenging himself on the English, and taking an English maiden for his “squaw.”

Natty Bumppo, aka “Hawkeye,” the colonial scout at the center of the novel (renamed Nathaniel Poe for the Daniel Day-Lewis/Michael Mann film) is very much in the background here and played by Harry Lorraine. Hawkeye even takes a back seat to his friends, the two title characters as well, Chingachgook (Theodore Lorch) and his son, Uncas (Alan Roscoe).

It’s not a love story, which is why Mann’s masterpiece relied on invention and the script of the ’36 version of “Mohicans.” But anybody familiar with the 1992 film (all the films are simplified versions of the book) will recognize the story beats, the French and Indian War combat and the kidnappings. Two daughters (Barbara Bedford, Lillian Hall) of an English officer (James Gordon) are escorted INTO the middle of a combat zone to be with their father, and are instead ambushed, kidnapped, rescued left behind when the men run out of ammo only to be pursued to a cliffside final confrontation.

This was Brown’s second outing as a credited director, and we catch the occasional striking image and glimpses of compositions that would turn up in later films. Mostly, though, the process shots — masking the camera to create the illusion of looking out from inside a cave, etc — and everything else we see here were boilerplate tricks of the trade as it was practiced then.

The inter-titles carry an awful lot of the storytelling here, and they’re assubtle as they generally were at the time.

 “Even in a wilderness, gently bred women somehow maintain the grace and dignity of life.”

The dialogue snippets are just as arch.

“The Hurons are on the war path. They have drunk the firewater of the French, and have listened to lying tongues.”

 “You! – the daughter of Colonel Munro! – admiring a filthy savage!”

The Hurons are depicted as wild-eyed-with-drink beasts and the Brits as too prissy to have an answer to fighting them. But the women have agency and a little pluck, Magua possesses a sort of brute nobility and Chingachgook and his son are the iconic doomed heroes, the noblest of all.

The production design is a joke, with the slapped-up wooden frontier forts of the day rendered as carved-stone edifices. The flat, washed-out light of Southern California seems as wrong as the barren mountains and dusty/rocky peaks where some of the action is set. Only the forested scenes shot in and around Big Bear Lake feel right, and the soundstage “cave” and single timber blockhouse and fort interiors aren’t bad.

The acting is better than average, heralding a new, subtler era and separating it from the broad pantomime of the cinema’s first decades.

Boris Karloff is in the background of some scenes, uncredited and a decade away from stardom.

Even though this landmark film has been added to The National Film Registry, it’s hard to find a print where the color scale matches from sequence to sequence. Look at the photos posted above to see what I mean. Different prints in different states of aging were pieced together in the restoration of the film.

The score on the version I watched all the way through — I’ve stopped by it, channel surfing, on TCM before but never stayed with it — is decorated, inappropriately, with Mendolssohn’s “Italian Symphony.” The definitive restoration is rarely streamed or broadcast.

But this “First of the Mohicans” is still worth watching just to see where cinema once was and where it would eventually go, into old growth forests, breathlessly sprinting along with Oscar winner Daniel Day-Lewis in a story of action, adventure and life-and-death romance symbolically capturing America as its founding myth was being written.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Wallace Beery, Barbara Bedford, Lillian Hall, Alan Roscoe, James Gordon, Henry Woodward, Theodore Lorch and Harry Lorraine.

Credits: Directed by Clarence Brown and Maurice Tourneur. Scripted by Robert Dillon, based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper. An Associated Producers release now on Tubi, Amazon, other streamers.

Running time: 1:13

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