Movie Review: “It’s Not Over,” no matter much you wish it was

The setting is striking and ancient, with the unmistakable Bridges of Edinburgh used as a backdrop time and time again.

There’s no real reason for the Italian pan-national thriller “It’s Not Over” to set 20 or so scenes in front of, say, the Forth Bridge, and use it and other bridges dozens of other times as establishing shots. But then there are a lot of things seriously unexplained in this cinematic claptrap.

Perhaps the reason Edinburgh is never uttered is that the city sued to get their name out of this debacle. It’s certainly the worst movie ever filmed in Scotland.

It’s got an Italian star (Gianna Capaldi) doing his damnedest to manage a Scots accent. It’s got Frenchman Christopher Lambert playing his father and leaving any attempts to speak Scots to Craig Ferguson.

The femme fatale our young hero, Max, falls for is named Sarah, just buried her husband and mentions her childhood in “Colorado” — in the Polish-Italian accent of Weronika Rosati.

She’s been cheating on that abusive husband and assure her lover Max that she’ll break the news to him. But instead, Max shows up as the cops are tidying up after an “accident” that killed the creep and left Sarah a beautiful, rich widow.

Sarah loves to take Polaroids of freshly-killed animals as “art,” and speaks in foreshadowing “riddles” that are not riddles at all.

“You’re good with a knife.”

“I’ve had a lot of practice,” you know, as “a kid” growing up in “Colorado.”

Rosati is truly terrible on the screen, a Lake Bell look-like with no presence at all. Saddling her with an even less charismatic co-star seems fitting, as Capaldi’s lifeless performance matches the corpse Max is destined to become.

“It’s not over,” he gasps, unconvincingly, as he bleeds out. And so it isn’t. Curious/furious Dad, and visions of Max haunt our murderess as she goes about her Polaroid-snapping business in a city that refuses to left her call it by name.

The cop (Ian Reddington) who investigates Max’s disappearance? The one who keeps dismissing parental concern with “just a coincidence” and “people take off all the time” — repeatedly? He’s so indifferent you half expect an American accent out of him.

Writer-director Alessandro Riccardi makes his writing directing debut with this debacle. I swear I saw a “based on a novel by” credit, but didn’t jot it down and can’t find it mentioned anywhere.

Just as well. One and all will have her or his career scarred by this disaster. No sense adding to the body count.

Rating: R, violence, sex

Cast: Gianni Capaldi, Weronika Rosati and Christopher Lambert

Credits: Scripted and directed by Alessandro Riccardi, based on a novel by someone who’d rather their name was left out of this. A Lionsgate release.

Running time: 1:31

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Series Preview: Natalie Portman and Moses Ingram, fates connected by the dead “Lady in the Lake”

Based on the Laura Lippman novel, this ’60s period piece (Dame Shirley singing the best song from “Man of La Mancha” in the trailer) is about a Baltimore housewife digging into an unsolved murder.


Y’lan Noel, David Corenswet and Mikey Madison also star.

This limited series comes to Apple TV+ July 19.

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Movie Preview: Kit Harington might unleash “The Beast Within”

That’s a durable thriller/horror title, evocative enough to be recycled even if most movies carrying this name have little to do with one another.

This Kit Harington vehicle was filmed under “What Remains of Us,” a story of a British family, holed up in the woods, “cursed” by what has a whiff of “Dad’s a WEREwolf” about it.

Maybe not.

Ashley Cummings co-stars, with grizzled character player James Cosmo as Caoilinn Springall as the little girl trying to make sense of Daddy’s “moods.”

July 26.

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Movie Review: How the Irish Saved Civilization…again — “Apocalypse Clown”

Perhaps you didn’t know you needed a twisted comedy about clowns, on the backroads of Ireland after “The Event,” struggling for fame, love and simple “acceptance” after the world ends.

But everybody gets the joke, that even after the power goes out and civilization takes a tumble, those wigged, rubber-nosed greasepainted mimes will still have trouble holding a crowd.

“Apocalypse Clown” is about an entertainer who never made it — Bobo (David Earl) — and one who did, the formerly Great Alfonso (Ivan Kaye), about an incompetent clown apprentice, Pepe (Fionn Foley) trying to pay tribute to the mentor who stroked-out at how bad his act was, and a wild-eyed, wild-haired “street clown” — Funzo (Natalie Palamides, who steals the movie) — who can’t understand why her psychotic come-ons don’t lure children into her tiny tent in public parks.

Stephen King? “Who’s that?”

Can failing reporter Jenny (Amy De Bhrún) get past her daughter-of-a-famous-journalist mommy issues, the bad decisions that had her drunkenly sleep with a clown once and her conspiracy mania to let the world know “solar flares” did it? Because, when everything electronic quits working, it’ll take some seriously analog thinking to set things right.

With well-worn acts, in costume and born to entertain, the clowns figure “This is our time.” Hell, they’ve even got a hand-cranked diesel Renault clown car to travel the country with. Because no car more more modern than that will start.

Only old issues, murderous grudges, petty rivalries and a grotesque lack of talent could hold them back.

Veteran TV director George Kane (“Flacks,” “Timewasters,””Crashing”) helms a comic winner that sprints out of the gate as we see Bobo lose his last job, “depressing” the children in a hospital, Pepe cause his French mentor’s (Barry McGovern) death and the vain Great Alfonso appear on TV promising a comeback when all they really want him to do is pay tribute to the dead clown DuCoque.

Jenny is sure she has a scoop about a coming calamity. But first, go cover this clown funeral, “big shoes to fill,” “Will they all show up in one car?” You know the drill.

A riot at the service gets them all tossed in the clink. It seems street psycho clown Funzo has drawn first blood from the human statues in her local park, and that feud with a Statue of Liberty and a two-fisted, body-painted Jamed Joyce intruded on the funeral.

But being in jail kept them in the dark when the lights went out and “The Event” happened. When they get out, Funzo figures their “clown troupe/fight club” should make its mark in this primitive new world. Maybe not.

Bobo crushes on Jenny. Alfonso schemes, brushes off remarks about his dark past and bullies, Pepe guards his mentor’s body and Funzo tries to ignore warnings that they’re still “fax modems” and “travel agents,” obsolete creatures in a world that stopped needing them decades ago.

Palamides is the stand-out in the cast — demented, dizzy, oddly-accented and capable of anything. But Earl’s hangdog act, Foley’s sadly self-aware mime, De Bhrún’s bellying up to the bitter bar and Kaye’s gift for grandiose and grotesque all contribute to the grim fun.

Throw-away one-liners land, daft enounters with a food truck hunk and a hippy “faire” whose inhabitants are set up to be survivalists, but would rather just consume all their drugs and stakes that rise as Jenny hopes against hope that she’ll have the means to announce her “scoop” to the world propel “Clown Apocalypse.”

It still bogs down terribly in the later acts, but manages to find a little suspense and a big laugh or two the finale.

Hey, as long as you leave them laughing, right?

Rating: unrated, violence, profanity

Cast: David Earl, Natalie Palamides, Amy De Bhrún, Fionn Foley, Tadhg Murphy and Ivan Kaye.

Credits: Directed by George Kane, scripted by Demian Fox, Shane O’Brien and George Kane. A Blue Fox release.

Running time: 1:42

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Movie Preview: Girl Pop-flavored horror — “Smile 2”

Naomi Scott and Lucas Gage star in this pricey sequel.

Will the October 18 release “Smile 2” own Halloween? Will the vanishing horror audience show up?

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Movie Preview: Kieran Culkin and Jesse Eisenberg are Cousins taking a Holocaust Tour of the Old Country — Poland — “A Real Pain”

A bitchy, kvetchy, edgy comedy about paying tribute to a beloved granny, traveling and bickering over family history. Eisenberg wrote and directed this Oct. 18 Searchlight release.

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Movie Preview: “A Man of Reason,” and violence

It’s getting so a Korean mobster can’t get out of prison and go about his business any more.

The directing debut from actor Jung Woo-sung (“Steel Rain”) opens July 5.

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Netflixable? “Remembering Gene Wilder” scratches the surface of a Famous Funnyman

“Remembering Gene Wilder” is an affectionate and sentimental biographical tribute to the beloved star of “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,” “The Producers” and “Young Frankenstein.”

Director Ron Frank uses archival interviews, Gene Wilder reading from his autobiography, and interviews with producers, a couple of co-stars and Mel Brooks to recreate the Milwaukee native’s comical career, focusing on the key collaborations which became the films Wilder is rememembered for.

But it’s never much more than a surface gloss of the man’s life, a quick-and-dirty doc of the sort A& E perfected with its “Biography” series and Biography Channel — superficial, ignoring anything resembling an edge, never letting us know the guy, who died in 2016 at age 83.

There are glimpses of the benchmark moments in the acting career, a telling anecdote Wilder repeated about a doctor telling him to “never argue” with his sickly mother, but to make her laugh, a brief overview of his ill-fated marriage to Gilda Radner, and moving recollections of his final days via his widow, Karen Boyer.

We get a step-by-step genesis of “Young Frankenstein,” and a year-by-year account of how long it took Brooks to get “Springtime for Hitler,” aka “The Producers,” into production, with his wife’s Broadway co-star in “Mother Courage and Her Children” set to launch his screen career as co-star.

But the film career has few value judgments, celebrating the “comic” touch he brought to “Bonnie & Clyde,” his first film, his barely-controlled hysteria in “The Producers,” his brilliance in conceiving, co-scripting and starring with Mel Brooks in “Young Frankenstein.

There’s no academic or critic to speak with any authority to the work as an actor, and then later writer and director and star. Nepo baby TV host Ben Mankiewicz’s empty platitudes notwithstanding, somebody needs to talk about how badly-received and poorly-remembered almost all of his later films were, and why.

Richard Pryor’s daughter speaks knowingly of the on-camera — and on-camera-only — chemistry between her dad and Wilder in “Silver Streak,” “Stir Crazy” and the lamentable, late-life groaner “See No Evil, Hear No Evil.”

By the late ’70s, when Wilder was at his peak, he was already passe — making lumbering, clumsy and dated comedies like “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother,” “Haunted Honeymoon” and “Lady in Red,” all of which showcased Wilder’s weary style, and his limited bag of comic tricks.

Dwelling on a staggering disappointment like “The Frisco Kid,” which paired him awkwardly with Harrison Ford, is a huge mistake. Leaving out the romp “Start the Revolution Without Me” seems ill-advised. The enduringly funny films are few and far between.

Mercurial outbursts, a quiet side that could suggest “sinister,” good timing that eventually failed him, he was a complicated performer and more complicated, some would say damaged person. And little of that darkness or complexity is suggested here.

“Remembering Gene Wilder” isn’t bad. But it’s incomplete enough to call attention to its shallowness. It never overcomes that “Coming up next on ‘Biography'” superficiality.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Carol Kane, Alan Alda, Rain Pryor, Harry Connick, Jr., Ben Mankiewicz, Alan Zweibel and Karen Boyer

Credits: Directed by Ron Frank, scripted by Glenn KirschbaumA Netflix release.

Running time: 1:32

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Documentary Review: Stand-ups reveal comedy as “Group Therapy”

It’s been pretty widely accepted and understood that stand up comedy can be a sort of talking therapy to those who practice it.

Richard Pryor to Robin Williams, Richard Lewis to Tig Notaro, a lot of performers have taken to the stage to air their personal issues and find laughs in deeper, darker places than the standard “D’ja ever notice?” shtick.

“Group Therapy” is a documentary that taps into that undercurrent in stand-up, a film that gathers half a dozen stand-ups for a chat with Neil Patrick Harris, who isn’t a therapist, doctor or medical professional, but who has played versions of those professions on film and TV.

We see bits of the on-stage acts of Nicole Byer, Mike Birbiglia and Notaro, hear them talk about therapy and mental health issues and crises they or members of their family have faced in confessional moments of “sharing.”

Cute, sweet and slight, the film has stand-ups talk in the language of self-help speak, quoting everybody from Mark Twain to Oprah, reveal the way they came to talk about their struggles on stage and talk about how that’s helped them.

“There has never been a better time to be mentally ill,” depressed, successful and funny 50something Gary Gulman jokes. And he’s right.

If nothing else, society has become more accepting of talking about such problems, post-Oprah. When Notaro, battling a break-up, the loss of her mother, a deadly illness and then a more deadly cancer diagnosis, rebuilt her deadpan act around that in 2012, it made her famous and made her fortune.

Japanese-American Atsuko Okasuka is revealed to be the only comic in this group — Harris included — not in therapy, she takes in everything all of the others have gotten out of “seeing somebody.” When we sample her family’s troubled history, we appreciate what she’s dealing with without a therapist.

Much of the film is standard-issue “stand up special biographical background” in nature — growing up Black and funny and female in Britain (London Hughes), a jock who couldn’t handle the depression of losing the one thing that was “exceptional” about him at 19 (Gulman) or finding the funny in leaning into “fat” (Byer).

“Group Therapy” doesn’t reinvent the “revealing” profile of comedians documentary. But it’s a novel approach to having performers talk about themselves, those who pursued the work, lifestyle and “sharing” until it killed them (Mitch Hedburg is mentioned, Richard Jeni and generations of others are not), and those for whom therapy — onstage and off — has helped and make happier, or at least a lot better adjusted than they once were.

Rating: unrated, adult subject matter

Cast: Neil Patrick Harris, Tig Notaro, Atsuko Okatsuka, Gary Gulman, Nicole Byer, Mike Birbiglia and London Hughes.

Credits: Directed by Neil Berkeley. A Hartbeat release.

Running time: 1:27

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Netflixable? “Ultraman: Rising,” awww, isn’t that cute?

You’d have to go out of your way to have avoided the many on-screen, large and small, incarnations of that Japanese superhero Ultraman that have traveled abroad since the mid-60s.

Action sci-fi involving a guy in a beetle-eyed space suit fighting the monsters that bedevil life in post-“Godzilla” Japan, I seem to recall reviewing a film or two imported to the U.S. And some of the many TV series might have crossed one’s field of vision, although the similarity of the suit and the villains to the Power Rangers and other variations on a theme muddy the memory.

Netflix gives Ultraman a slick, beautifully-animated updating, reboot, re-launch with “Ultraman: Rising,” a parable about workaholic Japanese looking for “balance” in life between work, child-rearing and enjoying the fruits of one’s labor.

The “balance” messaging is pounded home, time and again as our baseball superstar Kenji (Christopher Sean) returns to Japan, a U.S. Major League baseball superstar who comes back to play for the Tokyo Giants, but whose real summoning was to take over as Ultraman for his aged fighter father (veteran character actor Gedde Watanabe).

As Ultraman’s personal directive is now to “save” kaiju — those flying, swimming, crawling, city-smashing monsters — from themselves and the “wipe them out” Kaiju Defense Force (KDF), he finds himself stuck with an orphaned kaiju baby to raise in his “base,” his secrete underwater fortress of solitude.

Awww. Isn’t that cute? Even when the gigantic, flying, cooing and gurgling baby has “acid reflux?”

Kenji must tame his Westerinized ego, his “bro bro BRO” cockiness, to contribute meaningfully to his new team, impress the single mom reporter (Tamlyn Tomita) who asks him the hardest “life” questions in intereviews and keep the wandering, mischief-prone baby kaiju Emi in line.

At least he has a helpful hovering AI assistant to TCB.

As for the whole Ultraman thing, he’s got Spider-Man issues in terms of public perception. Nothing he does is ever good enough. “It’s like he doesn’t care,” the public whines.

“I didn’t even WANT this gig” is no get-out-of-Japan-free card. Kenji must man-up, take the hits, do what’s right and find that “balance.”

The narrative veers between the action-packed and the insipid often enough to give one whiplash. The messaging is so shallow as to simply invite shrugging off. And the jokes are few and far between.

The many Up Baby Kaiju and recapturing baseball skills montages are scored to the alcoholic anthem “There Stands the Glass” and the punk classic “Pretty Vacant,” which may be the most radically random needle drops in the history of animated features.

Other than that, there isn’t a lot here for an adult to chew on, much less to mull over or take delight in. “Ultraman: Rising” is more polished than the old movies and TV series with guys in rubber suits wrestling amidst the primitive effects all around them. But that’s all the praise this new iteration deserves.

Rating: PG, animated violence

Cast: The voices of Christopher Sean, Gedde Watanabe, Tamlyn Tomita and Keone Young.

Credits: Directed by Shannon Tindle and John Aoshima, scripted by Shannon Tindle and Marc Haimes. A Netflix release.

Running time: 2:01

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