Netflix’s Oscar bait this awards season is to pair up Clooney with the biggest cretin they have under contract?

Noah Baumbach keeps trying to normalize-elevate mouth-breathing no-talent Adam Sandler.

Jim Broadbent, Clooney, Laura Dern — all these damned Oscar winners, plus Baumbach’s wife Greta Gerwig, and that s–tstain with a SAG card Sandler?

Jesus H. Not a fan.

Baumbach was who Netflix picked to turn DeLillo’s “White Noise” into a film. He put Sandler in another film littered with Oscar winners, “The Meyerwitz Stories,” which you would have thought would be warning enough.

Dec. 5 on Netflix. God forbid you spend money to see it in a theater.