Sorry, if you’re OK with this faster and faster cycle of recycling, and Chalameting — in this case — of this worn out Roald Dahl story — you’re part of the problem.

Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa? Sure. Seeing as how “Paddington” director Paul King is on board, that suits.

What was the last thing we say Chalamet in, kids? Wasn’t about eating chocolate now, was it?

Warner Brothers might want to put in more effort on original material.

Just in time for the holidays. No Wilder, no Depp, little in the way of music.