Preview, comedy in the confessional, “Surviving Confession”

Don’t recognize any of the faces in this conceptual comedy.

It comes our way (VOD, etc.) July 30.

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Movie Review: Bautista is the Uber passenger from Hell in “Stuber”

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From the moment they meet, Stu the Uber driver in “Stuber” is a smart-ass.

Doesn’t matter that he’s a Pakistani-American pushover driving a Nissan Leaf in the evenings for extra cash, and his new passenger is a roided-up, tattoo covered LA cop. Stu, played by “Big Sick” comic Kumail Nanjiani, instantly wises off.

“Lemme guess, you want to me to take you to aaaaaall the Sarah Connors in town!”

Stu has little compassion for the Lasik surgery glasses Vic (Dave Bautista of “Guardians of the Galaxy”) has to wear.

“You going to a racketball game later?”

Nanjiani just kills when he’s grabbing stereotypes (meek, moral South Asians, overly-polite drivers) and shaking them to their senses. But the wisecracks thin out and grate when the violence takes center stage. And “Stuber” is stupidly violent.

Canadian director Michael Dowse, who did the hockey comedy “Goon” and the romance “What If,” kind of lost me sometime after the torture, maybe in the middle of the insane first act shoot-out in a critters-in-cages crowded veterinary clinic.

We’ve seen versions of this hapless civilian tied to an ultra-violent cop before, with Bruce or The Rock or DeNiro as the tough guy. And the chemistry between this mismatched couple isn’t awful.

Bautista can be funny, but mainly he’s here for the mayhem — which he delivers, first scene to last. And Najianni makes a memorable ninny, bullied by his sporting goods store boss, forever in “the friend z)one” with his college crush (Betty Gilpin of “Glow” and the recent “A Dog’s Journey”), lured into business ventures just to be near her and still not listening to advice from “Douche Lundgren,” the Uber client who hires/”kidnaps” him for an evening-long pursuit of a murderous martial-artist/drug dealer (Iko Uwais).

“You know, I really don’t remember signing up for this TED talk!”

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“Stuber” has one running debate, about “manhood,” with the sensitive male getting unwanted “Man Up” lessons from Mr. Raging Testosterone, and the brutish cop earning quasi-feminine lectures on being a better father to his artist-daughter (Natalie Morales).

The film makes its obligatory visit to a strip club, and utterly upends that #MeToo moment in most action movies. “Full frontal” was never sillier in a shoot-em-up.

But aside from that,this is strictly cut-and-paste formula filmmaking, from the off-the-books “Doc” (Scott Lawrence) who can patch up people, even though he’s a veterinarian, to the heroin dealer house in the barrio that Vic the half-blind cop cracks up to get his next lead.

Bautista makes what he can of a character who squints through his anger-management issues, and Nanjiani can be a funny foil, probably riffing lines like “That’s a hard ‘no'” at every suggestion he buy into this cop/customer’s ethos and mission.

But how funny can that fifth or 25th exploding head shot be? The shooting, the gun shopping, the body count don’t just pile up. They slow the picture down and break the flow of what’s funny.

Still, you’ve got to hand it to filmmakers with the guts to gut Uber, and the wit to make a “silent but deadly” electric car a plot device.

If only they’d been quicker to the punch line, and a lot less quick to pull the trigger.

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MPAA Rating: R for violence and language throughout, some sexual references and brief graphic nudity

Cast: Kumail Nanjiani, Dave Bautista, Natalie Morales, Karen Gillan and Betty Gilpin

Credits: Directed by Michael Dowse, script by Tripper Clancy. A 20th Century Fox release.

Running time: 1:33

 

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Bloomberg News says Movie Theaters are doomed.

Yeah? And?

This has been where things are going for a few years, but the death spiral has been interrupted repeatedly by this or that trend or genre that suddenly exploded in popularity

Maybe the death will be sudden, but my guess has always been a lingering “Last Picture Show” passing.

Kids these days, though– they’re locked into phone media, not dating or going out as much, unless their horror/comic book or musical tribe insists on it.

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Preview, a comic murder mystery with Collette, Craig, Chris Evans — “Knives Out”

Craig sounds like he’s goofing on Pierce Brosnan in this trailer for the Thanksgiving comedy.

Christopher Plummer and Lakeith Stanfield are also on board.

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Preview, “Jacob’s Ladder” remade

Michael Ealy stars in this remake, which is coming out later this summer.

It’s a reinvention of the story that Bruce Joel Rubin told, with Tim Robbiins and Danny Aiello and others back in 1990.

I interviewed Rubin when the original film came out, and the writer of “Ghost” and “Jacob’s Ladder” had a serious obsession with The Tibetan Book of the Dead he was working out, to say nothing of that famous short story turned short film on TV’s “Twilight Zone,” “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.”

I see a little of that here, a few repeated images, and a LOT of credited screenwriters probably NOT as familiar with “The Tibetan Book of the Dead.”

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Movie Review: “The Last Black Man in San Francisco”

 

 

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Operatic in tone, a love poem that’s “Howl” raw in scope and despair, “The Last Black Man in San Francisco” is a deadpan elegy to a city, its ever-shifting populace, family lore and the weight of the past.

If Joe Talbot and Jimmie Fail‘s love letter of a film is not great, it at least has the whiff of greatness about it.

It’s about two lifelong friends trapped — by choice — in a San Francisco that’s left them behind, just as it must have left their parents behind.

Fails, who came up with the story, plays a character named Jimmie Fails, a young homeless man not far removed from living in his father’s El Dorado, now rooming with longtime friend Montgomery (Jonathan Majors) and Monty’s blind grandfather (Danny Glover).

Jimmie doesn’t work. He just skateboards, and waits for the folks who live on this ancient pre-Earthquake house in the Fillmore District to leave for the day. That’s when he gets to work — painting, yard work.

“My grandfather built it, with his own two hands back in 1946,” he tells the homeowners, when they inevitably return and start thanking him and yelling at him and pelting him with vegetables. San Francisco manners, you know.

The viewer is allowed to doubt Jimmie’s tale of the house, because unlike Monty’s granddad, we are not blind. We just need to know that Jimmie’s obsession with “keeping the house up” goes back years.

Monty is a sketch artist and writer. He draws what he sees and jots down what he hears, the passing parade of young bloods (a Greek chorus) and loons, nudists and an ex-con street preacher (rapper Willie Hen).

Here they all are, at “the final frontier for Manifest Destiny,” a city whose industrial and shipping past are crumbling, the descendants of those who worked it trapped in an increasingly elitist metropolis that redevelops and gentrifies them out of existence, bringing in Haz-mat -uited clean-up teams to remove the pollution that longtime residents have lived with for decades upon decades.

When the house on 958 Golden Gate is vacated, Jimmie decides here’s his chance. He will take what he’s learned from years on the street, from his vagrant/squatter father (Rob Morgan) and move into the house.

Montgomery, who works in the city’s famous fish market, will join him.

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Jimmie introduces himself to the locals, promising to be “the best damn neighbor you ever had.” He makes himself at home, takes his touch-up painting inside and revels in the home’s ancient pipe organ, hide-away library and “witch hat” garret.

“What if we shouldn’t be here?”

“Who should be here more?”

Talbot, who co-wrote the script, peppers the picture with San Fran “types” — hipsters, go-getter realtors (Finn Wittrock), hippy tourism holdouts (Jello Biafra leads Segway-mounted historic district tourists, others pile onto Haight-Ashbury party trolleys).

The street people in the neighborhood once called “The Harlem of the West” include an opera baritone, and later a tenor who knows all the words to “If You’re Going to San Francisco.” The Jefferson Airplane complete the aural picture of the City by the Bay, underscoring other bits of the soundtrack.

The familiar faces here — Glover, former child star Thora Birch and funnyman Mike Epps — have just enough to do to warrant their presence. Epps, playing the guy who “borrowed” the car the Fails used to live in, riffs on Jimmie’s need to reconnect with his father.

“He ain’t at home, but he’s alone. Home, but not alone!”

What Talbot and Fails get across here is a lovely sense of displacement, of staying in a city so long you no longer recognize it, a place that has moved on and left you behind, financially if not psychologically — left you behind even if you’re still there.

That gives “The Last Black Man in San Francisco” a forlorn if occasionally comic feel, with an open-endedness that can be unsatisfying. The music and Greek chorus (who do not advance the plot) give it a “magical realism” edge. That pervades the unreality of it all, the disconnect between lifelong residents and those who ruthlessly, but in the most genteel manner imaginable (San Fran’s manners again), politely and tolerantly squeezing them out.

Fails gets across the mild annoyance of a powerless man, displaced from the culture that reared him, unaccepted at face value as a skateboarding, flannel-wearing homeless guy among hipsters.

Majors, seen in “White Boy Rick,” “Hostiles” and TV’s “When We Rise,” tracks a much broader character arc, submissive to Jimmie’s whims, but an artist and observer who can — when the need arises — channel every character he’s watching in the passing parade.

The narrative has a compactness that Talbot’s filmmaking renders meditative, slow and somnambulant. The slack pacing and contemplative tone reminded me of “Beasts of the Southern Wild” and other space-specific stories told by filmmakers who connect with a locale and immerse us in its vibe.

It’s a wonder to behold, a San Francisco Hollywood and The Travel Channel don’t show us, and an odd duck of a movie that will stick with you long after its specifics evaporate from the memory.

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MPAA Rating: R for language, brief nudity and drug use

Cast: Jimmie Fails, Jonathan Majors, Danny Glover, Tichina Arnold, Rob Morgan, Mike Epps, with Thora Birch, Finn Wittrock and Jello Biafra

Credits: Directed by Joe Talbot, script by Joe Talbot and Rob Richert (story by Talbot and Jimmie Fails).  An A24 release.

Running time: 2:01

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Preview, “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL” — Dwayne as DeVito?

Snort.

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Netflixable? “Svaha: The Sixth Finger” is fresh horror from Korea

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“Svaha: The Sixth Finger,” is what happens when a fairly straightforward horror tale is rendered convoluted by sidebars, detours and distractions. The end product is labored and drawn-out, losing the thread here and there and lacking the urgency to become compelling.

But as a disclaimer, I can pretty much guarantee you’re going to have an easier time getting through Jae-hyun Jang’s film, set among the competing faiths and “fake” faiths of South Korea and built around an intrepid debunker/investigator, Pastor Park.

For starters, the phonetic spelling of names on the subtitling is far removed from the way they’re spelled out on the Internet Movie Database. A character or two goes by more than one name, and as the cast is largely unknown in the West, well there’s a lot of time wasted tracking down who is playing whom.

Since it’s from the director of “The Priests,” it’s almost worth the trouble.

A teenage girl (Lee Jae-in) narrates. When she was born, Geum-hwa says,
“the goats wailed,” her mother died and Dad didn’t last for long either, and she arrived with one leg badly gnawed while she was in utero.

“A demon was born with me,” she says (in Korean, with English subtitles). That was back in 1999. And in the intervening years (the setting is 2014), wherever she, her grandparents and her “demon twin” live, dogs howl, rats flee, serpents congregate and birds hurl themselves at windows.

Nobody sees the twin, which wails like a scalded dog and is locked behind a door emblazoned with a cross. The film’s prologue includes a sort of cattle exorcism, and an exorcist chased away when he and a posse of locals show up to roust this new-family-in-town from their house.

In the present day, Pastor Park (Jung-jae Lee) is a media figure and journalist dedicated to unmasking phony religions. He’s a chain-smoking hipster who wears a crucifix and drives a Beemer, and with his under-cover aid Go Joseph (David Lee), he investigates cults, heretical strains of Buddhism, Catholicism, Adventists and (apparently) Methodists and publishes his findings in assorted religious magazines.

On occasion he consults in person with leaders of this or that organized religion, warning them of the con artists, pyramid schemers and Doomsday Cultists in their ranks.

His Far Eastern Religion Research Institute gets by on donations and the occasional headline-grabbing scandal as he seeks out false prophets.

The false prophets tend to get pissed. When we meet Pastor Park, he’s being egged by women in nun’s habits chanting “Stop your witch hunt!”

Pastor Park gets on the trail of this Deer Hill cult, which has its roots in Buddhism, claims to have an impossibly old leader, and dogma that relates to the wandering history of The Buddha and his religion.

The practitioners of this cult have a connection to the girl and her demon twin. There’s a sign, a “sixth finger,” that its members are on the lookout for.

And one acolyte, a blond true believer named Hang na and renamed Gwangbok (Jung-min Park) is on the trail of the wandering Geum-hwa, her demon twin and her family.

A cop (Jin-young Jung) is stumbling into strange goings on, a child buried inside a concrete bridge abutment, and Pastor Park. But Chief Hwang is a “Nothing to this, nothing to see here” skeptic.

They’re ostensibly all headed towards a dramatic climax one snowy Christmas Eve, somewhere in South Korea.

 

Jae-hyun Jang reaches for a goofy tone, here and there — the office work of a “church police” X-Files investigator, Nespresso gags, Mr. Go debunking his debunker boss’s theories of nefarious or at least “obscene” goings-on in this or that sect, etc.

But when the cultists self-flagellate, when Hang na and whoever is following his orders begin their “Beast will be born again” and “Wipe your tears and behold the truth” incantation, “Svaha” turns deathly serious and the stakes rise.

We rarely see this side of South Korea, away from the biggest cities, covered not just in the rainy grey gloom of “The Host,” but in snow-covered forests. The movies has a lovely chill about its look, with or without snow.

Pastor Park’s “investigation” leads him to others who give him insights into Buddhist tradition and myth — the Four Heavenly Kings, for instance.

The punch line to much of this, that the skeptic becomes a believer in that “Truth is out there” sense, is muddled, and the picture never gains much traction, tumbling to and fro among the assorted story threads.

Even the ostensibly “satisfying” horror film finale feels muted, like a cheat.

It’s not “The Priests,” but I’m still glad I took the time to check it out, and as I said, you might get more out of it than me. But measuring “Svaha: The Sixth Finger” against the tried and true “rules” and tropes of horror, Jae-hyun Jang ‘s latest comes up a finger or two short.

 

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MPAA Rating: TV-14

Cast:Jung-min Park , Jung-jae Lee, Lee Jae-in , Ji-tae Yu, David Lee, Jin-young Jung

Credits: Directed by Jae-hyun Jang, script by Kang Full and Jae-hyun Jang.  A CJ Entertainment/Netflix release.

Running time: 2:04

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Netflixable? Might “Playdate” be a thriller unjustly ignored?

Yeah, you’re seeing “Playdate” as “Just added” or “trending” on your streaming video menu.

Might you — I — WE — have missed a good fright, not catching this 2012 (or 2014) title when it came out?

The short answer? “No.” The confirmation? “Playdate” is — shudder — “A Lifetime Original Movie.”

But let’s not allow bad branding to make this an utter write off. Let’s give it the consideration feature-length movie any thriller is due.

It’s a “There’s something weird about the new neighbors” tale.

Emily (Marguerite Moreau) may sense it, start putting together the clues.

Husband Brian (Richard Ruccolo) dismisses her concerns as “cabin fever.” The old ball’n chain is going stir crazy after taking a leave of absence from work to “re-connect” with her family.

Emily’s “Maybe there’s something going on” gets a “Maybe somebody’s over-reacting” from Brian. He’s just happy there’s a twenyish son, Titus (Julien Dean Lacroix) to help him get his ’64 Mustang project car up and running.

Emily and Brian’s daughter Olive (Natalie Alyn Lind) is grateful to have a new playmate, even though mop-topped neighbor kid Billy (Aidan Potter) is creepy, plays “blood brother” games with knives and repeats a nursery rhyme his mom, Tamara (Abby Brammell) says, a little too often for comfort.

Ladybug! Ladybug!
Fly away home.
Your house is on fire.
And your children all gone.

And there you have it, our heroine can see what nobody else wants to hear about — especially not her husband or the male cop called in after a break-in that Tamara’s boys ended with a baseball bat.

All that’s left is setting things in motion. A little INDUSTRIAL GRADE foreshadowing — “This is our dog, Hunter!” And what do guys who work on cars sometimes have to do?

Titus — that NAME — keeps his hair over his eyes. He’s got to be up to no good.

And that little boy who fell off a cliff in the opening teaser scene? Who was he?

“Playdate” is a blandly predictable tale, from Emily’s “Sport Maternity Vehicle” (Volvo SUV), the “Little Boxes” of “Weeds” suburbia, to the vague stranger who dodges even the simplest questions when you show up (bringing your Irish Setter) to introduce yourself.

“Where are you from?

“East.”

We know everything that’s coming, and Moreau and Brammell’s best efforts can’t hide it.

From “Has anybody seen Hunter?” to “I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds around my neck,” to the inevitable — “You’re being stupid. “Being stupid gets people HURT.”

This isn’t the worst thriller I’ve seen of late. But the ending that comes after all those predictable twists and turns and action beats is so thoroughly botched that you’ll feel cheated.

I know I did.

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MPAA Rating: TV-14

Cast: Marguerite Moreau, Richard Ruccolo, Abby Brammell, Natalie Alyn Lind, Aidan Potter

Credits: Directed by Andrew C. Erin, script by Kraig X Wenman. A Johnson Production Group release.

Running time: 1:25

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Daniel Craig, vintage Aston Martin Vantage

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