“Christian values” vs. “Christian Power.”
Dan Partland directed this alarming and provocative doc, an Oscilloscope Laboratories Feb. 16. release.
“Christian values” vs. “Christian Power.”
Dan Partland directed this alarming and provocative doc, an Oscilloscope Laboratories Feb. 16. release.
This Polish entry for Best International Feature Oscar contention is from the creators of the animated classic “Loving Vincent.”
The filmmakers are going to some pains in not allowing this filmed/then-animated movie to be described as “rotoscoped,” as they employed 100 oil painters, Photoshop, and CGI in creating some critters to go along with the characters.
But it looks like Rotoscope 2.0, lush and gorgeous, real next-level animation in this most painterly of styles.
This adaptation of a novel by Wladyslaw Stanislaw Reymont, this adaptation has a turgid, melodramatic feel — a love triangle, a period piece, etc.
Sony Pictures Classics and we’ll know more about its release schedule when they learn if it merits an Oscar nomination.

George Lucas once said “If you can tune into the fantasy life of an 11-year-old girl, you can make a fortune in this business.”
Greta Gerwig did that, and tapped into the inner child of women and girls as future feminists with last summer’s “Barbie.” Now Tiny Fey & Co. have slapped Hollywood’s patriarchal movie mindset again with a musical “Mean Girls” remake that is connecting with that estrogen-charged audience.
A fun, zippy and tuneful revisiting of all things “fetch” about North Shore High, with no real “stars” to drive demand and a HARD PG-13 rating opened big enough Thursday night and quite healthily Friday to point to a $29 million opening weekend, $33 when you add in Martin Luther King Day Monday.
By comparsion, “The Color Purple,” the Christmas Day-released musical remake, took over a week to earn that much.
That, per Deadline.com, allows these “Girls” to dethrone “Wonka,” this Christmas holidays’ biggest hit.
Jason Statham’s best B-movie in years has a couple of A-list co-stars, a righteous story about wiping out online scammers and a ton of paying customers to see him smoke out the bad guys and kick-ass. “The Beekeeper” is rolling up $20 million.
“Wonka,” the other holiday musical, is still raking it in with $9 million this weekend, $12 million by midnight Monday.
“Anyone But You” continues to have the rom-com market all to itself, and will clear another $7 over three days, over $9 over four.
I’d say the male audience for that picture overlaps a bit with the “Mean Girls” one, at least in a Russ Meyers’ appeal sense.
The Biblical parable/satire “The Book of Clarence” isn’t finding an audience. The best new film in theaters this weekend is managing a mere $3 million, per Deadline. Perhaps the after-church crowd Sunday will boost its take.
Here’s the three day weekend take as of Sunday noon from @BoxOfficePro.

A chef faces a diner who’d like to order…off the menu.
Looks like this one starts with the cheese plate, and serves another and another.
“Alice and the Vampire Queen” streams, or bleeds out, Feb. 13.
Power is an aspiring video journalist, Jacob Tremblay is the story she stumbles among that she might love to regret, and Ross is the journalist teaching her student to swing for the fences.
“Cold Copy” was a film festival darling that Vertical got its hands on. Limited release, quick transition to VOD/streaming.
You get your hands on a pre-tween ballerina who comes from money, you figure “What can go wrong?”
Giancarlo Esposito, Kathryn Newton and Dan Stevens are among the familiar faces in this horror comedy about who is “trapped in here” with whom.
At least we’re all in agreement about how terrifying none year-old girls can be.
April 19.




One gets the impression that the Brits regard Terence Rattigan’s “The Winslow Boy,” as a play, a film, a TV movie or radio drama, with the same warm esteem that Americans regard Frank Capra’s “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.” One does.
The subject, an entertaining and uplifting drama about “a little” legal case from the Edwardian Era that referenced all the way back to ancient and sacred Magna Carta about a fundamental human (and English/British) right, it struck a chord back in 1946 when Terence Rattigan brought it to the stage. The many productions of it that have followed — films and broadcasts included — underscore this.
Based on a real case that Rattigan fictionalized, and that was further tinkered with when he, director Anthony Asquith and co-adaptor Anatole de Grunwald prepared it for the screen, it amazes in the ways it works and the obstacles that Rattigan built into it that work against it.
Consider — the two biggest dramatic moments in this case and its trial take place offstage/off-camera. They’re described by other characters who witnessed them or read accounts of those events from the newspapers. That’s daring.
It should have driven Asquith (“Pygmalion,” “The Browning Version,” “The Millionairess”) a bit batty, knowing they wouldn’t be “opening up” the play for the screen by filling those two admittedly-calculated holes.
But the film, starring some of the formidable talents of the pre-war to post-war British cinema, including Robert Donat, Cedric Hardwicke, Francis L. Sullivan, Basil Radford and Marie Lohr, has a timeless lump in the throat “always be an England” appeal. Thanks to generous helpings of music hall visits and dancing to music on the home Victrola, the real attempts at “opening the play up,” it plays like a pre-“Downton Abbey” snapshot of that era, the years just before and during World War I.
An upper middle class banker (Hardwicke) comes home to his first evening as a retired banker only to discover that his youngest son, Ronnie (Neil North) has been expelled from school.
But this wasn’t just any school. Ronnie has been kicked out of the Royal Naval College in Osborne, a boy of twelve — these were the last years when the Royal Navy enlisted children that young as “Young Gentlemen” — accused of stealing. Ronnie is marked for life at 12, and father Arthur is understandably peeved.
A quick “If you tell me a lie, I shall know it” test fixes father’s course of action. He goes to the college, and getting no satisfaction — they won’t even give him the evidence they used to summarily dismiss and disgrace Ronnie — Arthur starts the long process of taking the Royal Navy and by extension “The King” to court.
His suffragette daughter (Margaret Leighton) gets it, even as the case creates notoriety that might spoil her marriage hopes. Oxford-student son Dickie (Jack Watling) seems unconcerned, not really grasping the gravity of what has been done and how and what the family is about to put itself through. Mother Grace (Marie Lohr) wonders if this all isn’t getting out of hand.
Because Arthur gets his solicitor (Basil Radford) to try and get permission to sue. And when that isn’t granted he talks the most famous barrister in Britain, Sir Robert Morton (Oscar-winner Donat of “Goodbye, Mr. Chips”) into taking the case.
Morton is polished, accomplished, cool and forbidding. He rubs daughter Katherine the wrong way before she even meets him. And the way he questions the boy — briskly, in evening clothes, ready to dash off to a posh dinner any second — puts the entire family off.
It’s an interrogation and the kid breaks down.
But the imperious legal eagle takes the case, which he realizes will be tried not just in court, but in the court of public opinion and even in Parliament. When you’re contesting the idea that The King must allow himself to be sued, but “the King is never wrong,” via taking on the King’s Royal Navy and the Admiralty “lords” that run it, everybody will have a say.
” I have every intention of applying a slight but decisive spur to the first lord’s posterior in the House of Commons!”
The film version has slice-of-life moments where the Winslows visit London music halls to be entertained by real-life veterans of that 1912-1915 world — Cyril Ritchard and Stanley Holloway (later Eliza Doolitte’s Dad in “My Fair Lady”) were still living and doing their acts in the late 1940s.
Part of those acts was a freeform style of singing not unrelated to rap, turning notorious current events shouted out from the audience — National Health, Women’s Suffrage and “The Winslow Boy” — into verses of songs they’d make up on the spot.
The various debate and trial scenes with Donat are what make the picture, as he does a grand job of grandstanding and thundering through lines of accusation, protest and pleas that the attorney general (Francis L. Sullivan, famed for his turns in “Oliver Twist” and “Great Expectations”) allow a “petition of right” against the king be allowed to be brought to the House of Commons for trial.
“Let right be done,” was the traditional line the attorney general would use in allowing such a petition, a line Morton repeats often and to great effect, even as the attorney general resists using it at all costs.
In resetting the story to fall in the early years of World War I, with Europe in crisis “and barricades going up in Dublin,” the government wasn’t interested in being criticized. At all. Much less sued.
The arcana of English law is interesting, but this picture endures thanks to the performances and the blend of seriousness and deliciously light banter. A servant chatters on and on, Dickie keeps sticking his foot in his mouth and Morton and Katherine exchange barbs — he’s a titled and entitled sexist — that delight through the ages.
“Still pursuing your feminist activities, Miss Winslow?”
“Oh yes.”
“Pity. It’s a lost cause.“
“How little you know women, Sir Robert.”
That sparkle and the lump-in-the-throat nobility of the cause and the arguments for it make “The Winslow Boy” endure in Brittania. The rest of film fandom can only wonder how Frank Capra would have staged the two big dramatic moments Rattigan omitted and never added, even when he had movie production money to indulge in it.
Rating: “approved”
Cast: Robert Donat, Cedric Hardwicke, Margaret Leighton, Basil Radford, Jack Watling, Marie Lohr, Kathleen Harrison. Francis L. Sullivan and Neil North.
Credits: Directed by Anthony Asquith, scripted by Terence Rattigan and Anatole de Grunwald, based on Ratigan’s play. A British Lion/Eagle Lion release on Tubi, Amazon, etc.
Running time: 1:53



We’ve all had that fantasy.
Some Russian creep or organized group of creeps zaps your computer or that of a loved-one. They try and blackmail you to get control of it back, or get into your data and start looting accounts, running up charges.
If only SOMEbody would track them down, go in and just slaughter these too-pitiless-to-deserve-pity predators.
In some fantasies Denzel is doing the dirty dealing. Or Danny Trejo or Liam you-know-who. But most of the time, we’re thinking that bald bundle of Brit muscles Jason Statham is doing the growling, the kicking ass and settling accounts on our behalf.
That’s the zeitgeist-surfing premise of “The Beekeeper,” a B-movie in every sense of the phrase, a picture of modest ambitions, professional execution and ever-so-satisfying action-packed revenge.
“Fury” and “Harsh Times” director David Ayer returns to form and screenwriter Kurt Wimmer escapes the aftertaste of of “Expend4bles” to give Statham his best star vehicle in years, the story of a retired agent with “special skills,” a “beekeeper” whose “protect the hive” training has him going after high-born, well-connected online malefactors who are among the most hated creatures on the planet.
Of course they cast former “Hunger Games” pin-up boy Josh Hutcherson (inspired) as our wired villain, and Jeremy Irons as the retired Agency chief who’s supposed to be keeping him in line and alive.
But “If a beekeeper says you’re gonna die,” as the Oscar-winner intones,” “you’re gonna die.”
The plot is simplistic and occasionally nonsensical. This beekeeper retired to rural Massachusetts. When his elderly neighbor and friend (Phylicia Rashad) is hacked and looted, she kills herself.
Our beekeeper shrugs off a mistaken arrest by the neighbor’s FBI agent daughter (Emmy Raver-Lampman, having a blast), calls in favors and sets out to “protect the hive” by wiping out the hornets attacking it. No cops, FBI agents, private security or South African mercenaries will keep this bloke from burning, beating and killing his way “to the very top.”
A “Queen Bee,” you figure?
Wimmer must be the happiest screenwriter in Hollywood, gifted with having Irons deliver the many dire warnings about how dangerous this phantom menace is. Those plummy tones were cultivated to describe the rogue beekeeper as “probably the last pair of eyes you’re ever gonna sneer at.”
Statham, 56 and fit enough to bring the fury, benefits from impressive stuntwork — his own, his double’s and the legion of stunt men/minions he’s meant to stab, kick, punch and plow his way through. And everybody can toast the breathless editing from Geoffrey O’Brien, who should be on everybody involved’s Christmas card list after this.
The implausibility of it all is yet another weight this amped-up B-picture manages to carry. But at the end of the day, the job of this screenplay — with WAY too many “bees” and “hives” and beekeeping allegories for its own good — is to get Statham from Point A to Point “Bee,” and to give the hero as many pithy lines as our man Irons.
“I bet you don’t even estate plan,” he rumbles at our villain.
“I’m 28 f—–g years OLD,” the punk spits back. What would HE need to know about estate planning at that age?
“You’re about to find out.”
Rating: R for strong violence throughout, drug abuse, some sexual references and profanity.
Cast: Jason Statham, Josh Hutcherson, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Bobby Naderi, Phylicia Rashad and Jeremy Irons
Credits: Directed by Dvid Ayer, scripted by Kurt Wimmer. An MGM/Amazon Studios release.
Running time: 1:45



“Miss Shampoo” is an unhappy blend of goofy comedy, wish-fulfillment fantasy and bloody violence, a lumbering farce that never quite finds the sweet spot in any of the genres it mashes up.
It opens with violence, ends with violence, and then shoves in maybe the worst cop-out to that violence I’ve seen in this decade to make the finale fit into the “action romantic comedy” box Taiwanese writer-director Giddens Ko contrives for it.
A mob hit done the Thai gang way — with machetes and knives — leaves a gang boss dead and his top lieutenant, Tai (Daniel Hong) bloodied, staggering into a failing beauty shop.
That’s where dizzy Fen (Vivian Sung) cleans up after hours, and chatters away to herself as she practices hairstyling on a wigged dummy. When the hired Thai hitmen storm in, she hides hunky Tai. His escape ensured, he leaves her a tip.
But that’s not the end of it. After the post-murder mob leader meet-up-at-the-funeral (complete with corrupt police chief), it is decided that Tai take over this particular gang. But as soon as he recovers enough, he drags his “brothers” — Bryan, Fishy and Long Legs (Wei-min Ying, Emerson Tsai and Kai Ko) — bearing flowers, to try and pay “shop assistant” (“a fancyt name for ‘hair washer'”) Fen back.
Her colleagues and customers may cower. Fen is too brassy and cute, or too dim to be afraid.
“You can call me for ANYthing,” Tai offers. “And why would I need YOU for anything,” she counters?
Fine. He’ll take a haircut. No, it’s got to be from Fen. Make me look like “Jay Chou,” he advises. Being inexperienced, she gives him a ’60s Beatles/Brian Jones pageboy.
It must be love, because Tai keeps coming back, even though she snaps “We don’t provide receipts or accept BAD REVIEWS.”
Eventually, like a blind pig hunting for acorns, she hits on a hairstyle that works. Then another. Soon, all the mobsters want Miss Fen so that they can look like cool Tai.
Tai? He really wants her. But she has a disrespectful “college student” beau, as well as a crush on a Taiwanese major leaguer (Bruce Hung). And her parents (Hsin-Ling Chung, Chung-Heng Chu) can’t quite reconcile themselves to her dating a gangster.
The comedy comes from some of the banter, which can be quick and cute at times, from the dopey gang’s insistence on giving themselves cooler nicknames and from the sheepish but frankly vulgar way Tai comes on to Fen, and her parents.
“The rest of my life,” he promises, in front of Fen and family (in Mandarin with subtitles, or dubbed), “I’m only doing you.”
That too subtle? “My (slang for penis) belongs to you.”
Their first sexual encounter is played for laughs, too.
But there’s also this serious business of gang violence, tracking down the people who killed the old boss, figuring out who put them up to it.
The meandering, stumbling and repetitious movie cuts between batting cage “dates” and slice-and-chop-fingers-off fights and “enforcement.
It all could work, maybe in more tightly-told tale. But not here. For all this running time, there’s little that suggests a love connection, despite the stars having plenty of chemistry.
The jokes are often strained, the bloody bits just jarring.
If the teetering middle acts don’t chase you away, the cop-out finale will have you grinding your teeth over the two hours you just wasted with “Miss Shampoo.”
Rating: TV-MA, graphic violence, sexual situations, profanity
Cast: Vivian Sung, Daniel Hong, Kai Ko, Emerson Tsai, Wei-min Ying, Hsin-Ling Chung, Chung-Heng Chu and Bruce Hung
Credits: Scripted and directed by Giddens Ko. A Netflix release.
Running time: 2:00
This Berlin Film Fest darling looks intriguing — immigrant joins Foreign Legion, but what he gets mixed up in down in Africa makes his question his service and who is doing what to whom.
Feb. 2.